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Quote from: Izintit? on April 25, 2014, 01:12:47 PM
How much you wanna bet that George has "The Faces of Death" collection?

I can just see Jorch, kick'n back in his La-Z-Boy, munching on his turkey sandwich and salami, snorting turmeric, slathering himself in Tri-Calm, wondering why it isn't blue, as he unwinds to his favorite DVD.

 

Quote from: aldousburbank on April 25, 2014, 12:50:49 PM
It should be its own thread. Here's my caption:
My gawd, that thing under his nose is growing!

Art has to be thinking "This ass clown really does SUCK!"

Jorch can claim he has a billion listeners a night.  He'd still suck.

Quote from: aldousburbank on April 24, 2014, 06:34:03 PM
Has anybody brought up the obvious idea of a line of men's thongs, hair dye, or butt plugs?

Aldous, could you surreptitiously drown Jorch in the San Pedro and take his place?  I'm sure we'd notice the dramatic drop in nightly suckage but I think you'd manage nicely.

Quote from: ualdousburbank on April 24, 2014, 06:13:32 PM
Wow people, what's with the sudden flare up of vitriole and hostility towards the George?
Well done!
Carry on then.

We're just brainstorming possible new lines of merchandise for MV's new on-line store.  So far, anything with the GNS theme seems to be a winner.

Quote from: Foodlion on April 24, 2014, 05:56:41 PM
I love the part "We love to put our meat in your mouth".

Those were Phil's golden years. He's since turned to suckage.

You nailed it, FL

Quote from: nooryisawesome on April 24, 2014, 05:42:34 PM
So does Noory believe his own lies?

Or do you think he knows he is lieing when he does it?

I think Jorch is pretty close to being a pathological liar or a sociopath, maybe both.  He'd tell you the sun comes up in the west if he could make a buck out of it.  The reprehensible thing is, he'd suck while doing it.

Quote from: Foodlion on April 24, 2014, 04:56:13 PM
Slap one of these on a baby bib.
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Bellgab for the family!

Jorch Noory.  What a dumb ass.

Perfect. A work of Art.

Quote from: Foodlion on April 24, 2014, 05:22:50 PM
Heck yes. I only wish I could find an audio clip of the show where George gave a Goatsy shoutout lol

Those were the nights.  Noory sucking up to BellGab, while we waited in delicious anticipation for Art's return.

Quote from: albrecht on April 24, 2014, 12:50:58 PM
http://www.yelp.com/biz/teds-of-beverly-hills-steakhouse-beverly-hills
Hilarious.

Classhic.  I seem to remember even more reviews for Ted's.  What a great skit.  Why there isn't more radio like that, I'll never understand.

Quote from: HorrorRetro on April 24, 2014, 12:08:41 PM
Interesting. I'll have to check that out.

Drone is right.  I've been on the Wally World T-Mobile $30 a month plan for a couple of years.  It's been perfect for me, for unlimited internet access. Good coverage in a major metro, no commitment, unlimited internet, but only 100 min.phone minutes.  Great for cheap, reliable internet access, though.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on April 24, 2014, 03:45:00 PM
George is such a liar. He told me Art never had 10 million weekly listeners. YES he did, he was talking about Talkers magaize on one show and he said head to my website and there is a link to talkers magazine I cant believe we have 10 million weekly listners. It was some time in the 90's.

GNS. Never forget.

Great job, MV.  I thought it WAS Jorch.

Quote from: Dateline on April 24, 2014, 02:48:10 PM
I just know that Tim Conway, Jr. would love that shirt.

The perfect attire for the next time he talks with, or even better, sees Jorch. )

Hahaha, yes, Ted's of Beverly Hills would be perfect.  A make beeleeve restaurant for a make beeleeve host.  Ted's jingle always makes me laugh.  Hendrie at his best. Maybe Phil can meet Jorch and Tommy for dinner and do his impression of Art Bell.  Now, THAT, I would pay to see.

Why would someone want to ruin a good meal by being anywhere close to Noory?  He's already destroyed late night radio.  I sure don't need to have him spoil a nice dinner, especially at that price.  Just thinking about Jorch ruins my appetite. 

I know I do!!2

Quote from: wr250 on April 23, 2014, 04:29:29 PM
he wont read it anyways so no point lol (its not a 3x5 card).

Good point.  Maybe we'll have to "fake" a 3x5 card on the side, with a pic of Tommy or some other monkey holding it, to get Jorch's attention.

Quote from: wr250 on April 23, 2014, 04:12:52 PM
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There you go.  "Lift-off, we have lift-off."  Although, maybe it should say "If you are Jorch Noory, please microwave often."

Don't forget to pray for Goatse.  Poor Goatse.

Quote from: Tarbaby on April 23, 2014, 03:03:09 PM
I don't see the hidden button where I can order the secret contraband.

It's the one labeled "Aldous."  You can only see it if you're in the proper state, like the state of Arizona.

Quote from: wr250 on April 23, 2014, 01:48:13 PM
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Ah, the valiant pizza roll.  The mug should have the following warning:

"Do not place in a microwave if you are Jorch Noory."

Will there be a coffee mug, comparable to Noory's "This is my mug?"

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on April 23, 2014, 01:20:04 PM
And here is the perfect place to wear it, if you are the lucky winner of the exclusive auction for an evening with Jorch...

Seriously, how cool would it be if the winner showed up in a George Noory Sucks t-shirt from Bellgab?

Hahaha, "classhic!"  I can't stop laughing over all the above, including the T-shirt.  The bilious green is perfect.  It captures how I feel and probably look when I hear Noory's voice.  Man, I love this place. ) 

P.S. - Pray for Goatse.  Thank you Bateman for those most excellent times.

Quote from: Little Hater on April 22, 2014, 12:34:44 PM
http://www.ifonly.com/red-cross-shops/product/2175/dinner-at-mortons-with-george-noory-plus-studio-tour/

Current high bid is a low, low $500. Maybe we could all chip in and send aldous.

Dinner at Mortons with George Noory Plus Studio Tour

You and a friend will join America’s favorite master of mystery for dinner at Morton’s steakhouse in Burbank followed by a tour of the nearby KFI AM 640 studios. As host of the evening radio program Coast to Coast, George Noory captivates more than 3 million listeners every night with topics ranging from UFOs to the science of spirit possession, to alternative medicine. You’re in for a fascinating evening. After getting your fill of Morton’s juicy prime-aged meats, succulent seafood, and decadent desserts, you will no doubt be ready for a stroll around the studio. Get a behind-the-scenes look at one of the nation’s top-rated talk radio stations and check out the studios where some of your favorite on-air personalities broadcast out to millions.

What a "delightful" night that would be. :  Jorch fumbling through his 3x5's while trying not to stab himself with a steak night.  Tommy wolfing down one Porterhouse after another, with grease dribbling down his chin.

Where's Eddie Coyle when you need him?

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on April 22, 2014, 08:58:15 AM
No one will ever convince me he wasn't wearing a padded costume, like a kid's Superman costume with the built-in muscles. And this photo proves it.

I just though Jorch had "borrowed" a Ziznak photoshop.

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 22, 2014, 09:37:32 AM
Q: What is 'one of the fastest-growing television shows in the world'?
A: Bee On Bleef.

Source: George Noory, last night.

Can you say delusional?

What a fraud.  Jorch and his make-beeleeve TV show.  When I think "hoser," I think Jorch.

Quote from: b_dubb on April 22, 2014, 08:37:57 AM
I read that last bit as a "mental midget with a chimp on his shoulder" and just automatically assumed that the chimp was there to tell George which index card to read from

Hahaha, what an appropriate mental image for Jorch. )

Quote from: cweb on April 22, 2014, 07:32:21 AM
I'll avoid the meaner stuff. But I can't help this one....

"Shhhwing and a misssh, popssh."

And I thought Jorch posing as a radio show host was ludicrous.  Looks like Jorch has backed-off of the P90X workouts.