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Art was discussed today on the Jim and Sam show:

https://youtu.be/zmBA9gQwMIw?t=3920

the boys had some positive stuff to say bout him too!

Quote from: ItsOver on November 30, 2016, 11:20:45 AM


"Hey, Big Boy..."

i think I'm gonna say ... "take your time big boy" next flight

Quote from: ItsOver on November 30, 2016, 10:44:43 AM
LOL.  Great one, Ziz!  Definitely need a Jorch'ed Mr. Ed for the collection.  I was trying to find your classic Jorch Turkey a few days ago.

omg.... its gotta be somewhere out there...

Quote from: ziznak on November 25, 2015, 08:28:08 PM
check out the the "jorch's ipad thread" for the origin of "jorch."
speaking of which i think ol jorchy boy has been chewing on my avatar!!!
before:


after:

Quote from: 21st Century Man on November 30, 2016, 11:03:36 AM
lol.  I haven't been on a plane since 9/11.

I always tell the guy that pats me down to "knock himself out"

then i wink at him...

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 30, 2016, 10:55:32 AM
Be careful what you wish for 

are you kidding? I'm sure all the three letter agencies are checking out bellgab for possible threats.... you know who you are!

btw... 21st yer not alone... if ol jorchy grew his hair out he'd look like quite the terror-ista himself...

FUCK WE ARE ON A WATCHLIST NOW

Quote from: 21st Century Man on November 30, 2016, 10:51:06 AM
I look like a Muslim terrorist when I grow my beard out.

well you might wanna keep that thing in check now that the horrible evil racists are in charge.... woe is the world

I use a wahl clipper set.... I'm rocking that unkempt chinstrap with the shaved head thing.... basically the only thing a bald white guy can do once things thin out on top.... its a weekly thing usually on sundays lately since ive been travelling every other week for work.

I have pretty sensitive skin so... usually my little "ritual" involves a good head shaving and beard/chinstrap (awesome neckbeard) trimming.  no clip on top then... well the neckbeard has a life of it's own... sometimes like i said it's an unkempt jungle... other times its a well trimmed ummm... neckbeard.

for a couple of months before all this travel i was working from home and maaaaaaaaan.... i really let myself go a few times there.  I found out... if the apocalypse comes... I can grow out all my hair and have a pretty badazz eccentric prophet thing going on

EDIT: I ABHOR mustaches.... whenever mine starts to get too long i kill it... but that would grow out quite nice too.  I've let it go in the past for the LADEEEEEEES... they love it apparently... ask jorch

Quote from: ItsOver on November 30, 2016, 09:57:40 AM
I'm not sure who first came up with it but I use it lot on BG.  When 'ol George is in his mush-mouth mode, which is most of the time, "Jorch" sounds close to how Noory is pronouncing his first name.

a jorch is a jorch of corsh of corsh
and no one can talk to a jorch of corsh
that is, of corsh, unlessh that jorch is the
UNFAMOUS JORCH SCHNOOOREY

Go right to the jorch and ask the jorch
He'll give you the answer that lunatics endorsh
He's always on a lazy coursh.
Taaaahk to JORCH SNOOOREY


if I had an outside computer here in this office w me I would have totally photoshlopped a mr ed jorch head.... my bad.

I'm fascinated with sex... just saying

looks like we are due for another meltdown of the mentally disturbed....


welcome to ballgrab.com

I actually wanted to tune into this show last night but ended up continuing my binge of "narcos."  I guess I didnt miss much?

Quote from: chefist on October 18, 2016, 08:32:04 PM
You sir, still have the best avatars! God Speed!

ty sir... this one's actually pretty old and since you mentioned it... yours is kinda scary.  MV avatar scary.

i just subscribed to the russian survivalist .... so sad to see he only has 2 vids : (

Quote from: god of thunder on October 18, 2016, 08:19:02 PM
Just in case anyone cares: Tonight's guest - http://midnightinthedesert.com/david-adair/

Apparently, this is PT 2 of the interview. If memory fails me; last time he was on, he spent 2/3 of the show talking about his wife's health issues. He got progressively more agitated, and uttered some "bad language" which Heather had to warn him about. When he got to the actual alien info, it was a bust. There really wasn't any earth shattering news.

Watch at your own peril! 

didja see his lil music vid? sheeesh my garsh!

I've recently been working from home while my job and life changes locations... I use an iphone wifi tether to connect to the vpn.  I'm really surprised that I can remote into machines halfway across the world and get things done using a phone hotspot.

http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

ipconfig /flushdns

PASTA FA ZOOOOLIE!!!!!

http://pix11.com/2016/09/17/fdny-confirms-outdoor-explosion-in-chelsea/

what happened?

i still want the site to be renamed "ballgrab"

seems like the gabcast has been quite the content creater lately as well!!  good times!

Quote from: astroguy on September 17, 2016, 07:03:58 PM
?

I don't know where that guy came from or what his comment is supposed to mean BUT...  glad yer back for now at least!

astro is back with a vengeance !!!

hiatus is over?

caught up with the gabcasts recently they've been quite entertaining!... I've been slacking as a poster lately.  excelling as a lurker tho!!

Quote from: ge30542 on September 11, 2016, 07:51:59 PM
Hey Art, do you think Hillary is healthy enough to be commander-in-chief?
What with all the collapsing & coughing & health issues?

no she's going to get elected and then quit after 2 months... sounds familiar!!

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 11, 2016, 12:41:02 AM
A smorgasbord of suckage.  My favorites were ''exploding head syndrome'' commentary, followed by George and Tommy working in an update to a story about a dog with one of his paws that had been ''shot off''.

I just loved how this lady gets jorch going with her deep thoughts on sasquatch or whatever the funk and then jorch ponders plant consciousness....  it just keeps getting deeper from there!

ah man those open lines


https://youtu.be/2x7OTCX-9VA?t=5852


I still get me some jorch in... he's always a guaranteed laugh

Quote from: ItsOver on July 31, 2016, 09:02:09 AM

hmmmm looking at these side by side I'm seeing similarities?? scary

whoever hands that man a living child.... these people must be stopped.