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Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on March 29, 2016, 09:02:21 AM
You ever see that video where Dave Mustane breaks down crying because he couldn't be in Metallica?

stop it!! he kicks hammets ass any day of the week!! dont get me started!!!


he's friends w alex jones too... like they hang out.... did you see the video of me crying when i found out about that?

i liked the "Megadeth" poster in the "related pictures from the internet" section...


mr original poster you owe us at least 4 clicks up on the "e-cigs" link

Quote from: GravitySucks on March 28, 2016, 09:30:16 AM
Hey ziz, I have been pretty much out of the loop for a week. Ski trip.

Seems like Falkie now has his own private thread on BellGab, only visible to his most devote admirers. Seems his appearance on EODR has breathed new life into his grifting efforts. 
My impressions of last week MITD shows were that the guests were very weak. Not quite C2C weak, but close. (Without the commercials)
I haven't had a chance to see what looney tunes have been playing out in the OSOM thread. I haven't listened in over a week.
Things seem to have slowed down a bit in the politics thread.
Everybody is anxiously awaiting bobo17's well-publicized meeting with Art Bell and Keith Rowland to oust Heather... You know he is a founding member of BellGab don't you?  Don't pay any attention to his posts from September asking who MV is.
100 years ago today thread has some interesting articles/discussions.
No new shows re GABCAST, Trainwreck, Dark City, or the BellPhiles. I think there is some macabre wager that was placed to see who could hold out the longest.
Rumors have it that there is a dolphin with an AK-47 taking on all resistance to the Trump phenomenon.
Mr. Fidget has been well-behaved. Brig, not so much.
ShreddedBastard had a birthday and got roasted. Ms. C had one and got a few well wishes. Reeks of sexual discrimination if you ask me.
Bella-Haven has coffee and bacon.

thankyou kind sir.... looks like all is well in gabland... for now

actually sitting in work listening to the open lines from friday... can we get that cave wall pic soon mr ooogugh I've been outta the loop lately... anybody got the quick and dirty bellgab news?.... lookin at you mr sucks

oh yeah... now i know why i didnt care about last nights show... the guest

I don't really get the backpeddle from heather?  From what I heard of the titor show it seemed like she tried to give him a chance and then was eventually swayed by the inevitable truth.  Dude wasn't even a good "fake titor." 

So now he's going to be invited back on? for what?

how was last night's show? i passed out early

Quote from: Who on March 23, 2016, 07:46:48 PM
Senda, this makes no sense at all.  Who depends on you to be informed about breaking news stories?   

I get all of my news from Senda Digital Network... nobody else will burp in my face while delivering good solid commentary.  You want the news?  The answer is clear.

Senda.
Senda.
Senda.

Senda KNOWS NEWS.

Quote from: chefist on March 23, 2016, 12:54:41 PM
Was changing the station last night and caught Dave right before a commercial break...he said, "I wonder what was going through that butterfly's mind right before the very end."  I literally never listen to C2C...what are the odds that when I catch a 30 second snippet, I would here something completely idiotic? Well, seems like almost 100%!

hmmm seems about right!
so whats paulides been upto? he should be gettin to the really specific missing 411 stuff.

Missing 411: southwestern peruvian pizza delivery boys with foot fetishes... they are disappearing in droves... and nobody knows why!

Quote from: akwilly on March 23, 2016, 05:02:39 AM
I finally got to hear the whole Falkie interview. It was amazing! I hope you'll get him back. I am so ticked that I was unable to catch it live and call in.

this thing is so loooooong tho!... I'm about to tap out at 1:47

listening to the "end of days" podcast featuring the life and times of falkie... aka "guiltfest 2016"... aka "patronizing the mentally obtuse and physically obese"... aka make it stop pleeeeeeze....

I've watched 2 of my grandparents go through alzheimers/dementia it's not pretty.  My grandmother basically gave up and let herself waste away ... refused to eat.  I remember coming to see her at one point and trying to get her to drink some water.  She was just laying in her room at the home in the dark like... waiting for death.  My grandpop went a similar way and I have another grandmother who is right at the edge of sanity.  We're moving her to assisted living soon... or whatever comes after that.

the more I learn about dying of old age the more I hope to be vaporized quickly with my wits still in tact... its really sad wily my heart goes out to you

whoa i just replied to something like 100 pages ago.... Did somebody get sick, get shot at?, did falkie get a job?, did MV choke on an E-cig?? why am I so far behind (don't anser that!)

funny, I don't think ive ever seen a "falkie" birthday thread?

Quote from: Little Hater on March 23, 2016, 05:47:16 AM
He's also the fraud who claims he can 'cure' homosexuality with his magic minerals. I've heard him say it twice and Noory didn't bat an eye.

reminded me of another classshic nooryism...

"in the beat of an eye" 

one of these day's we're going to tie you down and make you listen to a show or two you ignorant bastard!!!   since when do we do birthday threads here? whatever happy bday

Quote from: norland2424 on March 23, 2016, 12:54:14 AM
i think he vapes now

He uses the bellgab E-cig link

i can't wait to use the computer in the pawn shop thing with somebody....

"hey man when you gonna hang out n have a beer?"

"once i get my computer out the pawn shop its on brother"

Quote from: PaulAtreides on March 21, 2016, 02:10:54 PM
No it wasn't.  Open lines suck.  Doesn't matter if it's Art, George, Heather or Richard......they all suck.  The only way you could make is suckier is to have big foot (or in Art's case, Donald Trump) open lines. 

I'm not an open lines fan either.... I'll still listen from time to time but not normally.  I had hoped that open lines show w Art would have been a show with a guest in stead

Eh... I think MITD holds it's own when compared to other shows.  By MITD I mean MITD w heather.  I check in every day to see what guest is on.  If I feel like she's got a good one I listen.  Sometimes even if the guest sux and I'm totally not interested I may listen.  It's my nightly show.  Now during the day and while in transit I listen to the rest of my podcasts. 
MITD comes first for me not only because I like the show and I like heather and I like Art but also because it finds it's roots here.  It's a show that we helped make happen. 

Now, you ask any mother about her kids and she'll tell you.  "Lil billy may not have come up the way I wanted him... but i love him anyway."

Just added end of days to my podcatcher....  im so happy falkie's career is starting to really take off

whoa... falkie live tomorrow night !! 

one thing big guy... you need a selfie stick for your outside videos.  I know it's been said before but the camera angle is off.  Ever see a rap video? if you are gonna shoot from below your head then back it up a bit so we can see your whole "stance."  put your hands up to the camera a lot to emphasis points ya know... lets black it up a bit.  If you shoot from above you have to have some hot bitches in the background like... "grinding on niggas dicks n shit" - not my words... (maybe)... anyway see whats up with those hotties you got hanging around n see if they will oblige...

seriously... i think it may help.

I'm gonna try to listen tomorrow night.

Quote from: akwilly on March 18, 2016, 01:23:58 AM
well I think that would be more of a sporting type of event. Kids are fast and slippery so I would wear cleats and stickum gloves.

don't forget to punt the heads down the pyramid... oh wait this is "America's stone henge" ... I meant dont forget to punt the heads into the "oracle chamber."  interesting topic last night I enjoyed the show.

Quote from: littlechris on March 18, 2016, 12:30:12 AM
Willy, Art just doesn't get it.   

George "Falkie" Senda should be a regular on MITD and should be given his own segment titled  "Bizarre news stories of the day."

The 45 second segment would involve Falkie briefly talking about weird bizarre news stories ending with some small talk with redacted.

On fridays, Falkie would have a bigger role and would be allowed out of his cage to interact with open line callers.

This and other improvements (experienced, talented producer) would slowly help the show make a turn around.

 

why not just have the big guy call in from time to time? juan gets in almost nightly anymore and i think it was last night heather seemed like she was almost begging for calls to come in.  This could be the ol' "hoof in the door." 

Cmon Falkie,  you call that Chicago hotdog, pizzaroll eating, baby killing, english language murdering, Dave, whats his name, Noory. 
Why not hit up MITD... see if you have some "chemistry?"

btw Art I enjoyed your fly-over vid of the brothel...

can you do this at night with FLIR cam?? I wanna see whats going on at each pool

this is nice... we're in here at the AB thread talking about all of the important AB related things like..... hot dogs and the importance of condiment's and sides that go with them.  Of coursh noory gets a cameo mention as ushuall.....
cuz why?
cuz HE GETS IT
lol.... ahhhhh man.  we're almost there bellgab ... almost there

Quote from: Étouffée on March 16, 2016, 10:06:27 AM
I always put Ketchup on a Hot Dog.
On a Corn Dog, too. 
Always.

fuck that shit.... im all about the grey poupon

Quote from: ponyboysunset on March 15, 2016, 01:52:34 PM
I'm just gonna leave this here, tonight's guest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRIssnLdAhU

ah man... i just looked at this pic and got douche chills from head to tip!!

I'll be tuning in for sure... not sure for how long tho

so, lemme get this straight.  when you borrow money from the bank you end up paying them back MORE??

mindblown

1 in 4 Americans will have some sort of psychological disorder. 

Quote from: SnapT on March 14, 2016, 12:52:18 AM
SECONDED!  George "Falkie" Senda is a paranormal phenomenon who deserves to be interviewed by the master of late night talk.

Art, Falkie has died numerous times and returned to life.  He's travelled through time.  He turned down a job offer from Bill Gates when he was just starting Microsoft.  He's met half the cast of the original STAR TREK.  He's a real life Forrest Gump!

INTERVIEW FALKIE!

he'd get kicked after his first 5 interruptions and then we'd goto open lines