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so whats going to play tonight? is robin "fuckoff" going to be the new host?

Quote from: ItsOver on March 27, 2016, 09:24:26 AM
I'd be willing to bet Church is the heir apparent if Jorch ever dissipates.  He's better than Jorch or Ms. Wade but he still sounds like he bathes in 10W-40 motor oil.

he's keeping the seat warm for jorch....

oh wait jorch didn't go anywhere? who knew?

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 03, 2016, 10:37:22 PM
Quite a few, at various times. The Least Worst Of George Noory, we call it.  590WKID has it right now. No idea where that is. He just finished telling a bizarre non sequitur story about pulling a shoe horn from under his wristband and nearly killing a colleague.

the best of george noory is actually called white noise.... very soothing... and so much more interesting than jorch

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 04, 2016, 08:25:47 AM
Oh OK, sorry about that. I just did an image search for "desperate, attention-seeking sod". Naturally, your picture came up first, but I thought that would be too mean, so I used this guy instead. I have never heard of your friend Mr Horshack, because there is more than one country in the world, but then I wouldn't expect you to know that.

"welcome back" never aired in the UK?

i just got the reminder I was waiting for!

we need a new show tho...

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 01, 2016, 08:32:26 AM
I read something a few weeks ago called (I think) "What Really Happened at Sandy Hook?" and it contains all the most demented aspects of the conspiracy movement in one handy volume. For a start they claim that the school had been abandoned many years before and it was something staged to bring in gun control. OK, if the school was abandoned, you only have to visit the area and enquire around about people who attended the school during those years and that's the mystery solved.  But they don't do that, instead preferring to focus on trivial little details about a door that needed painting as 'proof' that is was all a fake.

The claim that the laughing father was 'proof' that it was all a set-up makes no sense at all. If they were using an actor, why couldn't they get a good actor? Wouldn't it make more sense that you had a man who woke up that morning living his life as usual, and a few hours later finds it shattered and is having a public emotional breakdown? It looked like someone on the verge of hysteria and it's offensive to suggest that they ought to act in a certain way or it's all a put-up job. The same goes for the coroner, who was criticised for acting oddly, when he must have been under tremendous stress after seeing lots of children killed by high-powered weapons. Yet you get all these armchair theorists who think that life happens by the book all the time.

All of these conspiracy theories work backwards. They start with the belief that it must be untrue and then look for any way they can to find some validation for it. One of the most ridiculous claims about Sandy Hook is that a lot of the children who were killed turned up later on in a children's choir at the Superbowl. There was also the claim that there were two pictures taken of children being led away from the school, and one was taken months later. For a start, why would you take a picture months later? But, more importantly, they claim that the second picture was released to give a better view of the staged scene, when what had obviously happened (to anybody with any sense) was that one of the child had made a run for it and a teacher had rushed forward to grab him.

I don't know anything about the Boston bombing, but the idea that Sandy Hook was anything other than what it was said to be is flat out insane.

Yeah I have to give you kudos on this post Shredder.  Just recently I was googling something in google images and came upon a whole shit-ton of "sandy-hoax" pictures.  They were labelled with little drawings.  One showed that a child's arm was at a 90 degree angle??? which meant something i dunno... I didn't GET any of them they made no sense.  Just like a lot of these false flaggers... its crazyness.  awesome post sir!

edit: heres one of the pics

can anybody splain this?

oh jesus....

https://georgesenda.wordpress.com/

well there goes my productivity for the day!  I'll be laughing my ass off in the "animated gif" section...

thankyou for this!!!

hey so can somebody shed a lil light on why the hell some character from star fox 64 has been hosting hoagies show?

I've got 1 machine running 10 right now.  Can't really complain but... give me more time

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on March 30, 2016, 11:40:52 AM
What if Jorch Nuri had a brain?

these two things cannot occupy the same space time

Quote from: Schlyder7 on March 29, 2016, 10:20:42 PM
I remember that night 

and then you froze to death in a maze....

but what happened to mr chunga>?

ah man are we gonna have to listen to evps?

seriously people if you just try to listen to the poor woman instead of over anal-lyzing her..... but yeah i can hear a bit of the vocal fry that you speak of but I don't hear it so much that it annoys me.

"yes as young as they look..." hahah

could it be portals?? mean babies???

so what did these rich kids do?? they had a cameo on "finding bigfoot?"

bout time for a "best chip flavor" deathmatch thread isn't it?

Quote from: MV on March 29, 2016, 02:36:34 PM
kathy looks like she's recording the introduction to an isis beheading video.

haha... never heard that one before

Quote from: coaster on March 29, 2016, 02:32:34 PM
I love pinball. Tales Of The Arabian Nights and Medieval Madness are my two favorites.
If anyone can find the video of falkie touring a pinball museum  I'd love a link. It would be appreciated. Even if it is poorly shot.
edit-I cannot type. hangover from hell has fried my brain.

coaster, you seem to have been drinking quite a bit lately homeslice... pleeeeze take it easy...

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on March 28, 2016, 11:51:16 PM
Anyone catch Ted Broer last week say to George: "When your producer asked me to send you 30 questions....."

Boom! There's your 8 minutes of show prep, George. Not that I've ever heard George ask that many questions.

"Coashht to coashhht... where you send us the questions!!"

bbq or sour creme and onion... when it comes to chips the flavors stop there... it's all you need

Quote from: PKaiser on March 29, 2016, 02:19:32 PM
What are they, like seventeen years old or something?

the one kid has a salt n pepper thing going on tho but... yeah... not sure how long I will make it tonight.  Hope that guy that said "shit" on friday calls back riiiiight???

Quote from: Auslandia on March 29, 2016, 01:37:46 PM
I remember that show only because Linda basically took over and ran with it. I think the only times HW ever got a word in was to do to a break.  Perhaps she was flexing her control.

well, you have to remember the moldy cow has worked quite a bit with the master of snore himself.  When you have Noory as a host your best bet is to just keep rambling over everybody in the hopes he doesnt get a chance to say something stupid

Quote from: Roswells, Art on March 29, 2016, 10:30:01 AM
Open lines on Friday was also an abortion of a show, they all are really. Friday was three hours of callers calling in and telling her she's doing great. Needless to say I won't be listening again.

anybody hear the "JC"-ish guy that called in and said "SHIT" i thought that made the whole show worth it... and there was i think one "hater" that got through to say something... for me not being an "open lines" guy I kinda rather enjoyed it... but then maybe that just means there's something very wrong with me


oh wait I'm posting on bellgab... I already know there is something wrong with me

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 29, 2016, 10:06:18 AM
I am a bit late to this, but I just got around to hearing a couple of the shows from last week - the Titor fiasco and the Warren shambles. Just what is happening on that bloody show? The news segment at the start makes you long for the judicious commentary and sage wisdom of George Noory. She reads out a couple of bits she read off the internet, and then rambles on embarrassingly for a few seconds, as though this is the first time she has even thought about the subject. Why the hell doesn't she have some idea of what she is going to say before she gets on the sodding air? She appears to be trying to present herself as a news junkie who is anchored to CNN morning, noon and night, but demonstrates no understanding of what is going on in the world whatsoever.

Then we get somebody who claims to be John Titor. After a few questions it becomes abundantly clear to everyone that he's an idiotic fantasist. It's not that he's a fake - which anyone almost certainly would be - but that he was such an embarrassingly bad fake. Heather claimed that she had asked him questions before they went on air. Like what? "Are you John Titor?" That seems to have been about it. All the fake enthusiasm before the interview was very grating as well. The main thing I took away from this show was that Heather is incredibly lazy, does no prep or research, and relies on the good will of the audience - and Art - to get her through. No wonder she is called "Girl Noory" by some people. They are both in jobs for which they are totally unsuitable, yet hang on to them for reasons that are impenetrable to the ordinary listener.

The next night was that loathsome little toad Joshua P Warren. There ought to be a law against frauds like him talking about quantum physics. They take something that they don't understand, and then extrapolate from that to justify every crazy idea they have in their heads. Nearly three hours of this fucking gibberish! Yeah, if you think positively then you can get more done than if you think negatively. That's all it amounted to, but they spun it out interminably.

Probably my favourite bit of one of the shows was when she revealed that she hadn't heard of Kecksburg. She actually asked "what's a Kecksburg?" at one point. I know it's a place, and I don't even live in the bloody country. This show is a shoddy mess, hosted by someone who is not awfully bright. She is too lazy to try and improve herself so this thing will inevitably get worse. She also has no aptitude for what she is doing, and conversations with the guest drift away into side-streets of banality. Unless the guest is an experienced interviewee the whole thing turns into a boiling clusterfuck. The vocal mannerisms are also incredibly irritating: the sharp intakes of breath, the cretinous gushing, the vocal fry.

I have no idea how she gets away with this fucking mess!

omg... are you ok? i thought you never listened to shows?

hmmmm... nothing new from Art on facebook to complain about??

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on March 29, 2016, 09:46:37 AM
No-one has. You put a court injunction on it. But one day it will be revealed..oh yes.

I have my own email server.... you'll never get it!!!

I tapped out... like halfway tho they were just starting to take calls and i dunno... I was just all "doomed out" for the day... I listened to last weeks open lines and found it pretty funny.

especially the "JC-esque" call from the guy doing the "old southern blackguy" voice!!! omg... and then he said "shit" that one had me on the floor this am


haha wrong thread.... whoooops...