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Quote from: akwilly on August 04, 2016, 03:05:48 AM
lol glad I don't live n your neighborhood

Free golf balls

Quote from: comaphobe on August 04, 2016, 03:04:13 AM
see you tomorrow night i am going to tee off a couple ballz from the roof and hope they hit something expensive.

What club are you using?

Was the show worth listening to the replay?

Quote from: zeebo on July 22, 2016, 01:12:31 AM
"142 countries, if not more"

"Brooklyn, New York: Resident Claims to Have Caught All 142 North American Pokémon in 'Pokémon Go'"

Embrace the Data, people.

Quote from: Empress on July 22, 2016, 01:35:25 AM
Notice how Paul doesn't call into Hoagland anymore  The torsion field is strong with me

It's been a while for me. Is Paul King of Kings?

Quote from: Empress on July 22, 2016, 01:27:56 AM
I will use my Torsion powers and delete your birth

You couldn't do it

Quote from: Empress on July 22, 2016, 01:24:42 AM
I can't wait until we surpass Art's thread. That will probably make Art return to the airwaves

I will use my admin privileges and delete the OSOM thread.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 22, 2016, 01:23:15 AM
Millions of people? Hoo boy.

He counts the Star Wars world that existed before ours as among his listeners.

Magick is really torsion field technology. Sounds legit.

Quote from: Empress on July 22, 2016, 01:10:41 AM
I mean how can you write a Hoagland show off about MAGIC. Hello this has great torsion field potential. Especially if Hoagland gets angry about lack of evidence.

Hoagland was pretty good when he had Oberon on as a guest.

Quote from: TigerLily on July 22, 2016, 01:04:10 AM
This is pitiful. MiTD on the air for a whole year and for the beginning of its second year barely a page posted.  Wonder what's shaking over at osom

I tried listening, but Streebs was just talking about his deceased wife. I'm sure she was nice and important, but I couldn't get into the show.

I hope Hoagie's guest is more interesting than this.

The Streebs is pretty boring tonight.

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Why is lot lizard trending now? Did something happen at the Flying J?

How about this slang word:
toilet greaser
Hand-job given (or received) in a truck stop restroom with a random trucker you met on the CB radio while on the road.
Hey truckers...heading out eastbound on I-10 for next 3 days. Honk & flash high-beams if you're up for a toilet greaser. (Doug Stanhope)
#hand job #truck stop #white trash #sex #travel

Quote from: rekcuf on July 21, 2016, 02:36:41 PM
Keepin' it Thug Life as always.

Quote from: I_Speculate on July 21, 2016, 02:42:11 PM
Safe.

Let's keep on keepin it real while we be kreepin ; ya feel...

Quote from: brig on July 21, 2016, 02:25:10 PM
I'll get my team right on it!

squad

Quote from: I_Speculate on July 21, 2016, 01:55:42 AM
I wonder what type of tree / wood was used and what properties in the entheogenic sense if any it may have.

The guest said he used an almond tree. I think he knows what he is doing.

Heather closes with "The Magic has always been inside you" and for us bellgabbers that magic is troll magic.

Ever notice how there is a magical tree that people make magic wands out of in so many myths?

Yggsadril, the world tree in Norse myth. Tree of Eden and Moses and Aaron's staff.
How did the Muslims end up with a meteor (or rock)?

The pentacle is worn for 3 years and 3 days before it is infused with power. Learning lots of stuff tonight.

A real, live Dalai Lama.
Glad the guest cleared up that "he was a llama" comment.

Just found out-the Dalai Lama's real name is Lhamo Dondrub.

Wolfman called in and wants Lon Milo to help him craft his magic wand. Wolfman said he also has a magic wand collection.
Lon Milo told Wolfman he (and all of us) already has a magic wand-it's his spine.

Quote from: ItsOver on July 20, 2016, 04:13:37 PM
Jorch doesn't seem too receptive to criticism, if several thousand posts on BellGab are any indication.  Tommy is smart enough to play "yes man" to Jorch, since Jorch is his meal ticket.  And Tommy needs a LOT of meals.

There is a "Tommy" at every workplace.

The caller's name is "Spontaine"

Quote from: akwilly on July 20, 2016, 05:07:19 PM
your friebd own?

I'm going to use this one all the time now. My friebds at BellGab.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 20, 2016, 07:34:15 PM
There are plenty of pix out there showing this.  That is how they are.  Guess the question, besides being a hand model
on the QVC for Velociraptor's,  what else could she do with them?   Surgeon, Pianist?   Mariano Rivera's fingers and wrists
allowed him to curl his hand and touch his wrist.   He turned that into 652 Saves in MLB.   What calling did Ann miss out on
with those hooks?

Reminds me of reckuf's picture.

Quote from: boxman on July 20, 2016, 01:03:00 PM

The few times she actually was able to book someone "new" it was as complete disaster due to lack of research, like the Satanist lady.

The episode with the lady that had Bigfoot in her backyard, stealing her laundry, was a classic.

She is now talking to Keith. You can't hear Keith responding so its not quite Hoagie level.  Play some music but don't talk it out on air.

Entropy

She needs to run the show from somewhere with fiberoptic to the building.
You can lease a small office for $400 a month with full fiber.

Quote from: Humilia Lepus Foramen on July 20, 2016, 01:23:57 AM
Robert's statement that there are occasionally signs of life in Noory's brain has prompted me to listen tonight. I do remember Katherine Albrecht being a good guest and really support the work she does.  Was saddened tonight to hear her illness has advanced, but thankfully is in remission for the time being.  Please spare a quick prayer for her if you are so inclined.

I like Katherine Albrecht, she is never boring. The government is spying on you with your tooth fillings!  I hope she makes a recovery.

Nick Redfern's phone is being targeted.
I thought Heather would get a break with all the haters targeting the new Ghostbusters movie this week.

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on July 18, 2016, 11:27:38 PM
Noory just read what he claimed was an email from a listener whose arthritic fingers were 'cured' by taking Wallach's supplements.

Is the supplement water? I heard that works.

Quote from: god of thunder on July 18, 2016, 09:22:41 PM

https://youtu.be/mgOSPu2iiMo

So it was three people.