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Quote from: PB the Deplorable on December 17, 2017, 12:46:48 PM
One of the reason I like Bellgab and don't go to other forums is the look and feel of this one. 

Just tried the other.  Clicked around for about a minute - the look and feel is not better, it's worse.  In fact it looks a lot like all those other forums I don't want to use.  Is there a benefit I'm not seeing?

Not necessarily any benefit.  Just a different layout.  I ended up going back to the original layout because it seemed like there was too much scrolling required to do anything, and I didn't like how it displayed on mobile devices.

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 17, 2017, 12:07:49 PM

That's what she said.

You silly goose.

Quote from: Swishypants on December 17, 2017, 12:07:05 PM
I was the same, but the deal was good and I had a nostalgia moment. I'm glad I did. It tasted pretty damn good, and I was proud of myself for eating shit a lot of people look down upon now while they go to God Damn Chipolte without batting an eye! The whole fam enjoyed it actually, even though they felt bad about the fat content. Fuck that shit! Don't be a pussy! EAT THE BUCKET O CHICKEN! It's finger lickin' good!

I don't see why anyone would look down on KFC any more than they would the rest of the fast food franchises selling frozen, truck hauled slop. 

Quote from: mv on December 17, 2017, 12:05:29 PM

And by the way, whether you're kidding or not, I haven't had KFC in about a decade.  The bucket has been calling me... softly beckoning each time I drive past.  A bucket purchase is imminent, I suspect.

i just hope the chicken pieces aren't injection molded, as "they" allege.

Quote from: GravitySucks on December 17, 2017, 11:50:57 AM
I think the full page of avatars in the new theme in between posts, at least on an iphone takes ip too much space.

how about now?

Quote from: Swishypants on December 17, 2017, 11:54:10 AM
I'm not kidding about the KFC Family Feast. It pisses hipster doofus' off to get it, and Liberals heads literally explode when they see you talking about how wonderful it tastes. Cheap! Christmas 1987 is Christmas 2017.

And by the way, whether you're kidding or not, I haven't had KFC in about a decade.  The bucket has been calling me... softly beckoning each time I drive past.  A bucket purchase is imminent, I suspect.

Quote from: Conspiracy Therapist on December 17, 2017, 11:48:17 AM

Hey, MV.  I just changed the theme to Startaza.  Yes, I'll give it a chance, but the font is small and hard on me Olde Phart eyes.
But thank you for giving us some new options.


PRAISE, MV.

do a CTRL+ on your keyboard and keep tapping + until the font size is where you want it.

Quote from: Swishypants on December 17, 2017, 11:42:49 AM
You were a bad kid in school weren't you.

Well, my mom had to bring unsoiled pants to school for me two or three times per week, but that problem largely subsided by the second semester of my senior year in high school.  I will concede it was a hassle for all.

Quote from: Swishypants on December 17, 2017, 11:38:09 AM
...rarely even comes to his own forum. He's kind of the God of NoFucksGiven. King of the Dipshits.

Ten years of BellGab coming up in April.  It can wear a man down.

I'd like you guys to try out a new "theme" package that changes the appearance of the forum. 


Go to: Profile > Look and Layout


Next to "Current Theme" click "Change."


Select "Startaza."

Try using it for a couple of days.  I'd be interested to know what you think.

It's apparently not possible to ignore guest posts, either across the board or individually.  It used to be the case that you could simply go to your ignore list and add "guest" to the list, but that no longer works.  This must have changed as the forum software was developed over the years, but I can't find any documentation on it.  Sooo, the guest posting thing is going to have to be curbed until I find a good way to make "ignore" work for guest posts.

Quote from: guest on December 16, 2017, 08:53:25 PM
The question that needs to be asked is who is Michael Walker?

That's my legal name.

Quote from: Swishypants on December 16, 2017, 02:18:44 AM
There is no ignore function. MV just poured gasoline on the fire, because him do sheet like dat all de time!

Here ya go:


Profile > Buddies/Ignore List > Edit Ignore List

Quote from: WildCard on December 15, 2017, 11:43:48 PM
the actual 'ignore option' is overrated.
being able to tell people they're on ignore - priceless!

it is.  and it is.

Quote from: Swishypants on December 15, 2017, 09:19:06 PM
I'm behind 7 firewalls and VPN out of Soviet Russia!

This website runs the Norton's.  We'll be fine.

Quote from: cweb on December 15, 2017, 09:07:29 PM
Ah, totally overlooked the fact that you can see IP addresses. Well then it's not so bad.

yeah, there will be a few bumps as with anything new, but overall it'll be fine.

Quote from: Gunner65 on December 15, 2017, 09:07:39 PM
Hey MV :  Douglas Dietrich claims Michael Aquino is a retired US Army General and Deputy Director of the NSA and secretly controls you. Do you have a comment ?

Check your Dropbox for my response. 

Quote from: I'm real damon on December 15, 2017, 08:53:55 PM
Very interesting that this was never a concerned for you with registered members.

it still isn't.

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Fucking hypocrite.

boo.

One proviso...

The guest posting feature is not intended to streamline hit-and-run attacks on other users.  If you would like to prevent your IP address(es) from ending up on the server's ban list, don't abuse/troll/harass while posting as a guest.

Quote from: damon on December 15, 2017, 05:23:01 PM
Why the changes for MV? Is the traffic slowing down so you need so guests to post to cause some trouble like any the trolls?

"Something like that."

Quote from: Guest Numba Wun on December 15, 2017, 05:53:19 PM
So are guest posts eligible for 'Top Right Corner' considertation?

It's up to the person who chooses the quotes, but I'm sure they are.

Quote from: ItsOver on December 15, 2017, 04:56:13 PM

"To drive home my point, check out these two circles connected by a dotted line with a "greater than" symbol adjacent to them.  There's also an arrow pointing at one of the circles for good measure."

Hi.

1) We've gone back to the old search.

2) Guests can now post.

3) In recognition of item 2, you can now "ignore" other users.

I've offered to screen George Noory's calls for $100 each night.  Still no response.  Will wait longer...

Quote from: bateman on December 06, 2017, 05:29:45 PM
Glad to have you aboard, brig. Here’s a Art Bell's Midnight in the Desert with Heather Wade featuring George Senda thread exclusive: I have it on good authority that he and Kathy DID buy the Prius the other day, and have stories aplenty to share!

Got that fixed for you.

Quote from: Juan on December 05, 2017, 06:32:32 PM
Christine Keller - 75

Belongs in the "Time is a Bitch" thread.

Quote from: albrecht on December 04, 2017, 07:26:31 PM
Maybe they could hire that Leo Ashcraft fellow?

he's tied up pouring bags of mulch for a local landscaping company.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on December 03, 2017, 11:55:18 PM
I think if you follow the links back, you'll find I was responding to you

Incorrect.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on December 03, 2017, 11:51:41 PM
Looks like I have my own personal troll. 

Yeah, you saw him do a TV interview 2012 and thought he was just the person to run the government.  But I'm the one with poor instincts and judgement.  Noted.

actually, i'm minding my own business, but i see you prancing about the forum constantly launching salvos at me out of nowhere, so i can play the game, too.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on November 28, 2017, 10:06:28 PM
I'm fully aware of the swamp and their activity.

Clearly.  It's why you're so well versed at arguing their point of view, down to the talking point.