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Quote from: Morgus on July 10, 2014, 11:27:39 PM
Who was that guest that was on last night?
Where did he get all his information on celebrities and their ancient past lives in Atlantis, etc. from channeling?
He said George Lucas was the reincarnation of a real Anikan Skywalker...

That was Boland.

Although I will say.... Von Daniken is a rationalist compared to that batshit crazy Boland guy.  Boland is up there with Mel Waters.

Quote from: basswood on July 10, 2014, 02:39:45 PM
Why do I foresee a question about deep sea underwater chariots?

Chariots powered by a thousand Russian egg-slaves.

Quote from: (Redacted) on July 09, 2014, 09:28:46 PM
Hitting the sherry tonight with my cat (again), and warmed by your news.  Clink! and Cheers!
May you always sail on smooth waters, or some such like that.

May both of your drunken nights be free of harassment from obsessive trolls.

Quote from: analog kid on July 09, 2014, 06:53:58 PM
GOT SATANISTS?

Never trust a guy with hockey hair.

Quote from: Bart Ell on July 09, 2014, 11:21:50 AM
Yes I was! I would like to tell you more but the case is now in the hands of Binder & Binder. Why a Social Security Disability advocacy group? Long, evil story.

Now those two fucks are the devil.

Quote from: Foodlion on July 09, 2014, 05:07:25 PM
2008 that's like back when most bellgabbers were still in diapers.

I think a few still are.

Quote from: someguy on July 09, 2014, 04:31:49 PM
There were about mayyybeeee 40 people posting at once, and that took your forums down. maybe you need to get your shit together

You trying to get banned?

Quote from: coaster on July 09, 2014, 04:28:08 PM
Hows your forum doing?

LOL.  I wonder what Thunderturd is up to these days.

Quote from: jazmunda on July 09, 2014, 03:50:17 PM
Perhaps you should have just asked MV to change your username to asleep.

Problem solved and you would have saved MV the embarrassment of having to swear which he hates.

That would fix everything, actually.  Then he wouldn't have to worry about his nick being "recognized" from other forums. 

You know that had to be one desperate Bigfoot.

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 09, 2014, 12:04:59 PM
That's true, but I believe this photo strongly suggests that Bigfeet may very well have mated successfully with humans.

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Some people have an unhealthy sense of entitlement.

Quote from: vegasrocker on July 08, 2014, 01:56:41 PM
I knew it wouldn't take you long to pounce on this Bart.....I'm waiting on Bateman and McPhallus to chime in too!!!

LOL   

Where's your buddy Eugene?  I miss his rage and inability to handle criticism.

This new Jesus delusion is almost making me miss the good old days, when you were just a conspiracy loon. Almost.

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on July 08, 2014, 03:12:01 PM
Maybe Facebook will buy Get A Life for 5.4 billion dollars and that will finally destroy it.

See, this is what I get for reading a thread backwards.  For a second or two, I though maybe Chris Elliot's early 90s sitcom was about to make a comeback.  And I sort of got a little excited.

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Quote from: Eddie Coyle on July 07, 2014, 12:04:02 PM
     Less than 70% of my urine actually hits the toilet.

I wonder if any bellgabber has had the audacity to leave an upper decker. 

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 07, 2014, 01:05:26 PM
In my late teens we used to go boozing in our local pub and always always told one of our number we'd be there 30 minutes before we arranged with each other because he was always late....and was still 30 minutes late.

A former friend of mine used to do this all the time as a way of maintaining control over situations (he was a control freak).  The plan would be usually to meet at X or Y's house, or at the parking lot at a certain theater.  Usually he'd call 5 minutes before his alleged arrival time to announce he'd be 20 minutes late, which would often throw off the schedule if we had planned on seeing a movie and then getting dinner.  One time, he was severely late and didn't even bother to call, so the rest of us just proceeded without him.  He eventually caught up with us, and boy was he mad.

Antics such as the aforementioned are partly why I no longer associate with the dude.

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on July 06, 2014, 12:24:11 PM
    These documents support all my positions above,
I am glad to at long last have my story explained.
Any questions may be directed to me here,
or through the email link on my profile.

MF

...and to think it took only 29 pages to say what an organized person could have said in a single post.  But that would've defeated the purpose, right?

Please tell us which drugs/medications you use regularly, Stellar.  It would be interesting to know.

Quote from: Stellar on July 06, 2014, 04:52:42 PM
I landed on the moon last night in my lemon.  My lemon had 24k of on board vitamin C.  Good thing too it helped stop all of the Radiation from the Van Allen Belts!  Huston we have a problem Stellar is walking on the moon.  He has gone batshit crazy.  Yorkshire Pud went too along with MV they were hallucinating while watching the flag blow around while smoking funny grass.

Meanwhile back at earth Jackstar became President of the United States and had the NSA investigate why he can no longer log into bellgab.com

Belching and farting.  I try to separate these with seven-minute intervals, but it doesn't always work.

Quote from: Treading Water on July 06, 2014, 04:33:21 PM
^^^^^  ^^^^^

Success is the best revenge.

Quote from: Keep Rock Evil on July 05, 2014, 09:51:17 PM
From a fan board that generally talks about Art never coming back or even worse crap, who gives a shit if Jimmy attempts/crawls/smells/anything into Art's ass? He does a show on DMR, its well done, and he is trying to get his name out there. Good for him, I could care less.. DMR isnt just for the select few that come here to coast/bellgab, stop acting like its just for our entertainment. We need to get the word out for all the shows to get more exposure.

Why so serious?  Jimmy (and many of the other shows) already have their share of sycophants and promoters.  Criticism will cause them to make better shows, should they choose to listen.  And hopefully keep them honest. 

Quote from: Stellar on July 05, 2014, 08:19:21 PM
I have to say MV posts the most insane stuff as is his Avatars.  MV should hire Jackstar to ban himself lol.

What would Jeebus say about MV's avatar history.  One has to imagine.

Quote from: Keep Rock Evil on July 05, 2014, 05:32:40 PM
Honestly who cares about how many twitter followers a radio show has, much less real or fake? WTF? This has to be the stupidest, most petty attack on anyone I have ever heard.

Am I missing something?

I think the point here is that Jimmy is trying to crawl up Art's ass.

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on July 05, 2014, 11:32:24 AM
He did?  Do you remember the user name?

We were speaking hypothetically.  But knowing Noory and crew and PremRat, who knows....

To me, it sounds like a clear reference to that recent story about how Facebook was studying if they could manipulate the emotions of their users.  Maybe Art is getting a little more savvy about these things.

Quote from: jazmunda on July 05, 2014, 04:54:17 PM
From Art on Facebook:

The end of the World is clearly near. Many friends died today. Little cats and dogs were crushed.

(This has been a Facebook test, how do you feel?)

Is this Art responding to pressure from BellGab and using social media? I like his style.

Quote from: Stellar on July 05, 2014, 01:49:47 PM
Don't worry stay put, I shall be with you  †

How did you go from being a conspiracy freak to a guy who thinks he's Jeebus?  I don't get it.

Eugene was hot on the case, deleting those Russian eggs one at a time.  But he's a little slow.  Then Jimmy done went and bought another 1,000 followers!  Stop that, Jimmy!

Notice how he also failed to acknowledge that two people associated with the show were shilling for him.

Quote from: popple on July 04, 2014, 08:54:07 PM
If you don't start back at $0 I'll never look at you as a man of integrity again. You make me furious.

Agreed.  He needs to shut that account down since it's infested with 1000 fake followers.  Keeping it around while knowing that is just bad form.