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Quote from: Zack on August 01, 2014, 08:41:58 PM
JC's gonna mention breaking news on FTB next week.  Could it be Hoagland's been abducted and taken to a moon base while playing with his tuning forks?  More underwater Malibu base news perhaps?

By then it won't be "breaking news."

Quote from: nooryisawesome on July 29, 2014, 03:07:39 AM
No one cares about what happened something like 20 years ago.
The people you stole from have forgotten about it and no longer care/ forgiven you.

Move on and  live your life.

But then he'd have to admit the problem isn't some big 20+ year conspiracy and that, in fact, it's his own psychological issues that are preventing him from ever successfully completing anything.  Then he'd have to realize that the whole narrative he's been obsessively telling to anyone who will listen--the one in which he is the hero/victim--is mostly just tiresome bullshit.  Then he'd have to stop being such a drama queen and posting victimy screeds on Web sites.  And maybe actually get some real help.

And that's just not his style.

Quote from: WildCard on July 28, 2014, 08:40:47 PM
They dropped "The AZ UFO Show" - good riddance! Probably for using profanity since sucking is allowed.I know. The only really good shows are "Dark Weekend" and "The Unexplained".
My only complaint with them - they're too short.

"Fade to Black" - meh.

They dropped that ALREADY?  I kinda liked that guy... he was different.  I really hope they dropped that show that was two rednecks along with a Scottish guy.  They always did this atrocious comedy bit at the end of their show which alone should've gotten them kicked off DMRN for the sheer annoyance factor.

I'm guessing the only safe show now is Fade to Black, since Jimmy--in his own mind--probably still believes he's Art Bell's heir apparent and will suck Keith's balls to no end to stay where he is.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 01, 2014, 04:37:49 PM
I imagine this was a heavily weighed decision by well informed people who well understand the spreading mechanisms and containment of Ebola.  Don't let the fear get to you.  Then you'll be a victim of the Noory virus.

Agree completely, and there seems to be a lot of irrational fear-mongering going on.  If any country is equipped to handle this thing (study it, learn how it works, and treat it), it would be the US.

That comment about hoarding people's family photos was more than a little off-putting, even if in jest.  And weird.  And would it kill you to use normal punctuation?

Quote from: Zoo on August 01, 2014, 12:07:17 AM
I understand that people are flawed in many ways and none of us are perfect. So why are we so mean to each other? Does hurting others make one feel better about oneself? Does being a word gangster make us feel better? Simply because you found another human make a spelling mistake? I do my best to look at all sides and try not to hurt anyone with what I say/write. Have I said anything rude and off the cuff against my fellow bellgabers? So if you find something that I wrote in hatred to one of my fellow bellgabers please bring it to my attention. If it is something hateful I will apologize for my actions. I have nothing but love for you all!!1

I refuse to ride in a car with a fuzzy pink mustache affixed to the front end.  Even if it really is cheaper than a cab.

Quote from: RoseGirl on July 19, 2014, 01:30:38 PM
You know....this airplane thing in the Ukraine....I suspect it was totally Putin and totally on purpose.

Plane shot down over Ukraine.

Vladimir Putin.

1,000 Russian Twitter egg-slave doppelgängers.

NOTHING LEFT TO SAY.

Quote from: basswood on July 20, 2014, 05:16:24 AM
RIP+ Jim.

Well, this sucks.  I remember those Rockford reunion movies they made back in the 90s.  Not quite as good as the old series, but he still had it.

Quote from: NowhereInTime on July 19, 2014, 11:27:33 AM
You know, it was pretty candid. Yeah, Church tossed a little salad, but it was an interesting conversation.

He's apparently having that "Solaris Blueraven" character on sometime soon.  For those who don't know, she's a flow host on DMRN and claimed in 2007 that she was victim of a mind control experiment perpetrated by MK-ULTRA and Neil Peart of Rush.  That one should be a real hoot.

Quote from: sydtron on July 18, 2014, 10:19:32 PM
Good interview with John B. Wells going on right now. Wells even did an Art Bell impression.  Lol. Worth a listen just for that.

I'm sure Church was kissing Wells' ass the whole time.  That interview must've been a shit sand which.

Todd Rundgren - Pretending To Care

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2sWSVRrmo

Quote from: BattyBrooke on July 17, 2014, 05:48:01 PM
No, I was educated in the United States public school system. Los Angeles Unified School District (LAUSD) is less than dedicated to providing a stellar education though, so most of my love for words was forged through my voracious appetite for reading.

Be glad it wasn't stellar.  That guy doesn't seem very well-adjusted.

Quote from: jazmunda on July 16, 2014, 10:37:15 PM
I used the word ubiquitous the other day. I surprised myself and befuddled my colleague.

Use it sparingly.  We don't want ubiquitous to become too ubiquitous.

Quote from: (Redacted) on July 17, 2014, 04:52:38 PM
I will try to control myself.  But, I like my drinking nice and depressed, at home, alone, with the cat.  Heh.

Oh, and kids who ride razor scooters annoy me.  Ka-chunk, Ka-chunk, Ka-chunk... get off my sidewalk! 
Ok, done bitching.  For now.

Worse were those kid shoes they used to make with built-in rollerblades.  They became an epidemic around 2007-2008 and made walking through a shopping mall a dangerous proposition.  Thank the gods those things were banned.

Quote from: HAL 9000 on July 17, 2014, 12:04:23 AM
Oh my, I had no idea he'd already spoken of his "regimen."

Hey Stellar! Dude! Forget my questions - I don't WANT to know.

I asked him that a while back and was surprised at how openly he admitted to what drugs he takes.  I'm sure many others on here are medicated in some way, but I doubt they'd admit to it on a public forum.

Quote from: analog kid on July 16, 2014, 07:16:15 PM
Not that this is relevant to whatever this post means, but faster-than-light travel was achieved in Dune by folding space. They could travel hundreds of light years instantly by folding the space between the two points. I'm drinking and I don't know why I'm typing this.

Isn't that what Bob Loser claimed was the propulsion method behind the sports car ufos he supposedly worked on at Area 51?

Quote from: Stellar on July 16, 2014, 07:01:56 AM
Where would all the matter go?  Lets see some say the universe is big I say the mind is much more mysterious.  So I guess if we wanted to we good wrap this show up but ah that would be to easy I want to explore it right.

It's amazing how each of your posts is less coherent than the last.  I didn't think it was even possible for this to occur.

Quote from: b_dubb on July 16, 2014, 12:49:48 PM
forum members that start multiple threads everyday about completely unsubstantiated fringe nonsense

...especially when the posts by these retards contain that patronizing undertone which suggests anyone who doesn't agree with them is a moron and that it's somehow everyone else's responsibility to research it themselves.  Hey douche, when you make a fringe claim, the onus is on YOU to prove it.

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 15, 2014, 03:18:20 PM
I would go with, "No admittance. Exit only."

Mine would be, "Long live the hot air."

Quote from: jazmunda on July 15, 2014, 04:48:02 PM
His would probably say the same thing.

I love how he seems to have latched on to the one guy on the forum who took him seriously.

Quote from: Foodlion on July 15, 2014, 10:44:35 AM
I do recall AOL also doing this a few years in the past.

They certainly did.  I've NEVER had an AOL account, but one of my credit cards got hacked a few years ago, and one of the charges was an AOL subscription.  Silly me thought it would be easier to just call them and cancel the account instead of going through my bank.

But I quickly learned the nightmare of their customer service when I got an offshore script monkey with the IQ of a brick.  No matter how many times I told this shithead that the charge was unauthorized, he tried to talk me out of canceling by hitting me with a slew of questions I couldn't answer since I never had a fucking account to begin with.

Pro-tip: whenever you get a CSR who's annoying/stupid/assholish/etc., save your energy and just hang up and call again.  The second (or third) time around, you will probably get someone more competent.

Quote from: BattyBrooke on July 09, 2014, 09:31:30 PM
Wow. You guys sound like a bunch of sullen children daddy didn't buy the right gift for at Christmas. I could've likened you to other things but children seems most fitting since the jabs/jokes have been around Art's age. So immature and unimaginative. Tsk tsk.

I can't wait for your next round of sanctimonious bloviating.

Quote from: jazmunda on July 12, 2014, 05:21:57 PM
No judging, judgey mcjudge judge.

Let's all be more like JackTard.  He didn't judge.

Quote from: MV on July 12, 2014, 02:17:55 PM
I can't believe Fez continues to receive a paycheck.

Does this mean Ron is not so bad?

Quote from: Treading Water on July 12, 2014, 07:15:54 AM
I heard this while driving home from the grocery store this morning.  It was like a punch in my chest. 

Gone, just like that.  They're all gone now.

Amazing how they all seemed to die within just a few years of each other.  Almost like a curse.

Bespoke Radio for the Asses

I would expect nothing less of the land which brought us INXS, Men at Work, and that Jocko guy from those Energizer commercials.

Quote from: jazmunda on July 10, 2014, 10:24:12 PM
More music funnies.

Australia Bought Less Than 54 Copies Of Robin Thicke’s New Album

Australians are just not that interested in Robin Thicke‘s ploy to get his estranged wife, Paula Patton, back. His latest album, a self-described declaration of love to his betrothed titled Paula, reportedly sold less than 54 copies here.

According to News.com.au, Paula failed to crack the ARIA top 500 in its debut week. The album at number 500, a Blondie compilation, sold only 54 copies last week, meaning that Thicke’s attempt to rhythmically woo his ex-wife must have sold even less.

Quote from: jazmunda on July 11, 2014, 05:48:22 PM
I agree. Perhaps a GabCast intervention is in order.

Oh and I can never eat cheese again ...... that isn't plastered on a pair of whale sized boobs!

I don't know if I can eat boobs again after seeing that.

My worldview is based entirely on Stellar's amazing threads.