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#181
Quote from: bottomfeederareus on June 20, 2014, 10:16:29 PM
Who the FUCK are you? What are you? And Why should we give a shit about you??

Allegedly a maker of "fidgets," former Bell guest, and now an Internet nuisance. Fidget is a true bottom feeder, if there ever was such a thing.
#182
Quote from: MV on June 21, 2014, 11:38:08 AM
I've turned. I'm now pro-Fidget.

Judas.
#183
Quote from: someguy on June 15, 2014, 03:07:39 PM
you give WAY too much of a shit about this, calm down spaz


mr fidget is awesome

See what you did?  Now he came back.
#184
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell Announcement
June 21, 2014, 09:57:42 AM
Quote from: Danger!UFO on June 20, 2014, 11:07:04 PM
Did anyone listen to Jimmy Church tonight? I heard him say that there will be a "Art Bell announcement" next week. Anyone? It was at the end of Friday's show. I hope this wasn't a repeat.  ::)

Let's hope this is good news!

So what.  He's been trying to get Art on his show for a while now.  And I guess that would be cool if he did.

As others have pointed out, Art's cryptic teasing got old long ago.  If he's going to make an actual announcement with specific information, then fine.  If not, he needs to learn some humility and STFU.
#185
Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
June 20, 2014, 01:55:21 PM
Quote from: b_dubb on June 20, 2014, 11:37:53 AM
My insurance company taking 4 months to process a claim

I was in the hospital at the end of February.  Mine hasn't even started processing the hospital part of the bill yet.
#186
Wells is one of those people who's always trying to appear smarter and more sophisticated than they actually are.  Hence the use of big words like, "extant."

Quote from: bigchucka on June 20, 2014, 04:28:47 AM
On that show... covered the current news, then JBW got ready to go to his guest... then had to stop himself to make sure that he commented about SomethingGab first...
#187
Quote from: Renton on June 20, 2014, 04:51:57 AM
Fair enough (for some reason I assumed he was a heavy smoker and  drinker). I was going to suggest something about his ability to continue late nights and have intellectual stamina, but I guess that's beside the point for intermittent pod casts.

Bruce Williams came back for a couple of years and did a very good podcast.  He was older than art when he came back.

The thing with Art is that he'd have to admit he's past his prime and accept that he wouldn't get the same quality and volume of callers he did back in the day.  Expectations management. I'm not sure he's willing to do that.
#188
Quote from: eddie dean on June 19, 2014, 08:24:38 PM
He got all butt hurt about a harmless comment/joke. He left voluntarily in somewhat of a huff, from what I recall. It's a shame really, because I thought the guy was funny and his posts added to the strangeness (in a good way) of this forum.
thin skin + Bellgab = butt hurt

Huh.  I have to say I found his schtick a little too try-hard and not terribly interesting.  I prefer that effortless combo of intelligence/weirdness.

Addendum: Apparently it involved a typo (although hard to tell, since I remember his posts always being drenched in sarcasm).  If it was sincere, imagine if he and Jackstar had met.  That would've been epic.
#189
Random Topics / Re: Nazca lines teh
June 18, 2014, 09:54:01 AM
Go back to being a lifeguard, please.  This critical thinking stuff just isn't your bag.
#190
I'm guessing that thing's made in China for $50, if that.  I was neutral toward the guy until now.  He's officially jumped the shark.

#191
Random Topics / Re: Any Good Jokes?
June 17, 2014, 05:35:48 PM
Coast to Coast AM with Jack Chick.

I've a feeling he and Wells aren't so far apart.
#192
Random Topics / Re: Where did Jackstar go?
June 17, 2014, 05:08:24 PM
Cool.  Does this mean we should start a militia?

Quote from: paladin1991 on June 17, 2014, 04:51:28 PM
You guys remind me of what it was like to live in the old squadbays at various Marine installations.  The shit talking was beyond compare.  Sorta like here.  The wildfire flare up of emotions?  Sorta like here.  The serious and seriously drunken discussions that would last into the night, you know, kinda like here.
You know, kinda like we are all family and in this BellGab thing together.

I'm really glad I found you fucks.
#193
Random Topics / Re: Any Good Jokes?
June 17, 2014, 04:14:50 PM
Chick would be a good Knapp show, if he was willing to do the investigative legwork.
#194
Random Topics / Re: Any Good Jokes?
June 17, 2014, 03:28:23 PM

One of the few Chick Tracts I've seen that's not absurdly homoerotic.

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on June 17, 2014, 01:57:12 PM
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That's right. It's funny until someone gets condemned to unimaginable eternal torment, smarty pantses.
#195
Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
June 17, 2014, 07:00:38 AM
The way Michael Savage thinks he needs to eat during his show.  Does he not realize how unprofessional and irritating this habit is?  Can't he at least limit the munching to commercial breaks, FFS?
#196
Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
June 16, 2014, 11:54:49 AM
Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on June 16, 2014, 11:35:57 AM
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Wolf Shitzer?  God I hate that fuck.
#197
Random Topics / Re: Where did Jackstar go?
June 16, 2014, 08:28:31 AM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 16, 2014, 05:03:08 AM
Proxy server methinks... Jackshit is back.

Back, and absolutely drowning in butthurt.
#198
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell Quits Dark Matter
June 15, 2014, 07:24:51 PM
Quote from: Danger!UFO on June 15, 2014, 07:14:45 PM

Big party here on this thread when the day arrives?!!

This thread is the party that never ends.
#199
Random Topics / Re: 11
June 15, 2014, 06:10:39 PM
Yawn.
#200
Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
June 15, 2014, 01:22:12 PM
That redhead sounds like a real cunt.  Somehow, I think your personality might trump hers as well.  So there's that and not just the funbags.

Quote from: Seraphim27 on June 15, 2014, 01:16:56 PM
15 days later and this sh*t is the most awesome stuff I have read in weeks. Come back, both of you! I have popcorn!

About five years ago, my ex in Tucson left me for a tall, leggy chick with flowing red locks and an Irish accent. Hell, I can't compete with that. My boobs are better than hers, but that's all I got. I had been with him for two years. They got married after three months together. Shortly afterward, she started gleefully emailing me photos of her wedding cupcakes. Every day, a new email with a new picture of a wedding cupcake. I replied, "I get it. You won, Cupcake. Now go live happily ever after and STFU." But still, the cupcakes kept coming for months until she finally felt like she had made some kind of a point. Meanwhile, broken-hearted and battered by cupcakes, I crawled home to Tennessee with my tail between my legs and now, here I am. Alone, unemployed and. Ass. Officially. Kicked. By a 6-foot-tall man-eating Irish chick with an arsenal of sparkly wedding cupcakes.

My boobs are probably still holding up better than hers, though.

That's the closest I've come to a crazy online ex-war. Now, a day late and a dollar short, I live vicariously through Jackstar.

Hey, at least this chick didn't post 90 days of wedding cupcake pictures.
#201
Looks like the fucker didn't make his self-imposed Friday appointment.  Shocking.  Not that I mind his absence.
#202
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
June 15, 2014, 09:37:30 AM
Casey Kasem has died:
http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/celebrity/casey-kasem-radio-icon-dies-82-n123191

Death.... that's fucking PONDEROUS, man.
#203
Random Topics / Re: Where did Jackstar go?
June 15, 2014, 09:26:07 AM
Quote from: bigchucka on June 15, 2014, 05:17:10 AM
Ummm... he had a sense that others had feelings as well, and that's what he was counting on.  Getting others pissed off was part of his intentions.  I'm smart enough to realize that....

What I found interesting were his vigorous "calling out" of grammar/spelling errors, yet when I and a couple of other posters pointed out his own, he would either change the subject or state that he didn't care.  Weird thing to fixate on for a guy who's 40.  He definitely enjoyed getting people riled up. 
#204
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Duck Adventure
June 14, 2014, 09:26:56 AM
Quote from: Chaim on June 14, 2014, 08:27:49 AM
that is not very humane. I guess the quickest death is the axe, chop off the head. right?

Or make them read this thread.
#205
Random Topics / Re: Where did Jackstar go?
June 12, 2014, 07:02:23 PM
Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on June 12, 2014, 06:57:45 PM
Is Stellar gone too?

I think he's still here, although I doubt for much longer.  Jackstar was the only one who cared about his goofy threads, and even he got fed up eventually.
#206
Random Topics / Re: Where did Jackstar go?
June 12, 2014, 05:04:54 PM
I always pictured him looking like this guy.  His ex mentioning that he is endowed with moobs supports my contention:

#207
Politics / Re: Newt Gingrich
June 12, 2014, 02:36:59 PM
Some time ago, Savage described him as a cannonball rolling around the deck of the conservative ship.  I'd say that's fair.


Quote from: albrecht on June 12, 2014, 02:23:01 PM
Like most people he is complex. He has some good ideas and was pretty good at political machinations. I know Art was a fan (from relistening to the old shows) but when it came down to it he didn't fulfill the "Contract With America." Also, his personal life is pretty slimy. He also jumped on the "green" bandwagon suspiciously quickly and I recall he was in favor of some kind of amnesty for all the illegals.
#208
Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
June 12, 2014, 02:29:55 PM
Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on June 12, 2014, 01:48:27 PM
What a dick. It is disturbing for the spectators too. Part of the fun is listening to a pro's golf swing.

A bit out of place, too.  How many people who watch pro golf games are Stern fans?
#209
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Duck Adventure
June 11, 2014, 07:08:26 PM
Quote from: bateman on June 11, 2014, 06:26:25 PM
This is literally the worst thread on the board.

I remember a rather queer thread wherein the OP speculated which C2C host would be the best kisser.
#210
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Duck Adventure
June 11, 2014, 07:04:41 PM
Quote from: Chaim on June 10, 2014, 11:05:03 PM
I guess a blowjob isn't normal then too.
Some girls really love anal sex and are basically begging for anal :) , also clean themselves properly before.
Please stop talking about Mr. Robertson, I don't know who the fuck that is and I don't want to know. I guess some crappy TV show.

Irony.
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