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We are a smartalecky bunch, but I can feel your butthurt.

What's interesting to me is the way the parks always try to cover these things up.  I wonder if there's more to it than just being "bad for business."   It's going to take a lot more than just David Paulides to crack that one.

Quote from: George49 on July 01, 2014, 03:46:22 AM
Well that didn't sound like gentle teasing. And we've already had one bonehead on here that I've had to contend with. Thought you might be trying to follow in his footsteps. Anyway, I guess you must of not heard George Knapp's interviews with David Paulides the man who has investigated these disappearances. These are all true cases and should be taken seriously. But if you mention anything about it, what happens? You get thought of as the crazy one. Jeez! You would think none of us listen to C2C!

Quote from: jazmunda on July 01, 2014, 06:09:21 AM
That too. I have known 2 people in my lifetime who have met their demise in remote locations. One from a wrong step and another from drug induced stupidity. I guess you could say that it was aliens or bigfoot but sometimes the most logical explanation wins.

Someone please explain this to Jimmy Church.

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 01, 2014, 02:45:41 PM
That's a shame, because you're a paragon of tolerance who never attacks or insults people because of their opinions.

I don't think I've ever seen PaperBoy get into a knock down, drag out flame war with anyone, even though there are quite a few people who disagree with his views.  It's an admirable trait.

It takes 40 muscles to frown and just 4 to pull a trigger.

Quote from: jazmunda on June 30, 2014, 06:34:15 PM
I too can't quite work our which verb should go first.

I guess it would depend on the ratio if walking: farting.

Dark Matter was essentially Art crop dusting all of us.

crop dusting

farting while walking;
walking while farting;

i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store

Source: urban dictionary

Tiny, tricked-out cars that are incredibly loud.  Just because they're loud doesn't mean they're cool.  Dude in my garage drives a Fiat that sounds like a broken Ferrari.  Wouldn't you rather have a V8?

Quote from: nooryisawesome on June 30, 2014, 05:37:10 PM
I think the internet makes these stories a lot less fun than in the 90s. There is always a chance that the geographical survey was compromised.

Someone--maybe even Lord Hoaxland--will proclaim this to be a conspiracy.

Meanwhile, Church's credibility among the non-fringe (i.e.,) most of the Art Bell audience, goes down the tubes.

Quote from: kf5iwe on June 30, 2014, 04:43:44 PM
The USGS looked at this 5 years ago and declared it natural. Now J Church wants donations to go out there with ROVs and waste hours/days looking at it? Would that not be close to fraud? It would here in Louisiana I was a deputy sheriff for 5 and a half years.

Either that or Jimmy's just gullible and too caught up in what he wants to believe to do serious research.  Although.... The whole debacle does make for interesting radio.

Eddie Coyle?

TSA workers are all upstanding individuals who work hard, never show a trace of impropriety, and are certainly vastly underpaid for all they do.

I do not understand why he does video.  How does he stay so baked?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 30, 2014, 10:09:06 AM
I knew he was, I was trying to narrow it down to genre within it..Just uninformed fool...Informed but deliberately obtuse..or just lonely.

You mean that's not Eddie Rabbit!?

Quote from: wotr1 on June 30, 2014, 04:07:10 AM
The problem is that they do not have the charisma nor intelligence to carry it off.  They come across as an embarrassment to their non-theism.  They are the atheists answer to the Southern Baptist church of Fred Phelps.

I am non-religious (not necessarily anti-religious), and I don't begrudge anyone their beliefs as long as those beliefs are shoved down my throat.

What I do have a problem with is people who have turned anti-religion into a religion.  Bill Maher comes to mind.

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If Art doesn't come back and stay for at least a couple of years, I doubt DMRN will last.  The only guy doing the work of coordinating the network is Keith, and it sounds like he's already bored with the whole damn thing.  DMRN may have been just a bone tossed to the fans to get them off Art's back.

Quote from: Seraphim27 on June 29, 2014, 02:24:20 PM
He made it sound like he was appointed by Art himself and I wanted to throttle him a little. Don't get me wrong, he may be cool and all that â€" I'm not familiar enough to speak comprehensively about his work â€" but that statement made me sit up and say, "HEY NOW! YOU STOP THAT!"

He then proceeded to talk about Keith Rowland and the other guys he was chummy with, so hey, maybe he was appointed to "fill in for Art" over there. Who knows.

I think that's just Jimmy's ego.  If it were actually true, you'd hear something more official.

In 2015, a few months before Art's return, it will be revealed that Bellgab.com is actually run by a cabal of power-hungry maniacs.

Somehow I think this is more about Jimmy than Art.  Anyone remember a few months back when Jimmy declared he was Art's heir apparent?

Quote from: Bart Ell on June 28, 2014, 06:10:55 PM
Don't go to bed without checking the crawlspace under the doublewide, Art. You've got a live one on your hands.

This.  Talk about riding someone's coattails.

Quote from: eddie dean on June 28, 2014, 03:01:46 PM
Lilly's brother perhaps.

What I loved about Lilly is that, after coming back, she would drop all these clues revealing who she was.  You'd think that someone who had snuck back in through the back door would at least try not to reveal their identity.

I have yet to meet a mentally unbalanced Art Bell fan.

Once a week, Tony Robbins stops by my apartment to watch Scandal.

Quote from: MV on June 27, 2014, 09:37:29 PM
Today, Paul McCartney called me just to check up and make sure I'm doing OK. I stayed in bed and let the machine get it.

I believe you are drunk.

Quote from: jazmunda on June 27, 2014, 03:22:56 PM
Ding dong the wicked witch is dead.

...and there was much rejoicing.

Quote from: The General on June 27, 2014, 02:27:24 PM
Seattle has no 4th of July parade.
I seem to be the only citizen that minds.
Or even notices.

Wasn't that one dude from Seattle.....?  Oh, nevermind, he's banned again.

Quote from: Ms. C on June 27, 2014, 11:08:56 AM
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Quote from: West of the Rockies on Today at 11:08:10 AM
Has JackStar been banned again?


from an Avid reader here .. and an occasional poster ... I sincerely say Thank Yew!!!!!          

I agree.  I think we all knew he'd be the first recidivist in the Great Unbanning of 2014.

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on June 26, 2014, 05:53:50 PM
Hopefully LMH has some new material. But 3 days of C2C without George is always welcome.

Ha.  Who are you kidding?

The new Amazon phone is about as exciting as a dog turd on a sidewalk.

Jimmy Rock?