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Quote from: MV on March 13, 2015, 03:44:40 PM
this forum's mission, starting in april 2008, has now been achieved.  you can all go home.

Its been real folks. See ya later.

Quote from: Art Bell on March 13, 2015, 03:34:32 PM
Fuck you, I run a clean show.

Art

hahah. Was not expecting that.

Quote from: paladin1991 on March 13, 2015, 03:11:06 PM
I believe with ART leading a discussion, anything is on the table.  some shows will be genius, some will be gold and some...not so much.  Not so much?  Yeah, but definitely listenable.

I think a true crime show would be excellent.

Quote from: bound4bristol on March 13, 2015, 03:11:07 PM
I'm not bothered by the knee-jerk reactions of others. their loss.

eh...

A friend gave me a copy of J. Maarten Troost's "The Sex Lives of Cannibals" and said it was one of the best books he has ever read. I'm going to start reading it later today, but I know I'm going to be disappointed. No book ever lives up to that kind of hype. If he was such a great writer, he would have been on my bookshelf by now.

It really is getting dangerously close to trolling.

You don't get into Heaven by using bad words..

Martian buttfucking is not a laughing matter. These people are victims.

Quote from: bound4bristol on March 13, 2015, 01:27:55 PM
Hey I've got a great idea guys! Let's all gang up and take the piss out of me!

to each his own I guess

and it does really hurt me in a very deep, personal way

fixed.

Quote from: DesertFox on March 13, 2015, 01:16:56 PM


It's like listening to a schizo.

It's pretty damn odd.

"received 5 emails while I was typing this." god damn that funny

Quote from: area51drone on March 12, 2015, 11:55:46 AM
Just so people know it really is you casio, the QR code casio links is to this picture of himself wearing a Guy Fawkes mask and his Wendy's cap.   

thanks for pointing this out. Hes going straight to the ignore list.

eh. excuses excuses.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 11, 2015, 04:48:52 PM
3 not counting tax.

you can get two pair and an eye exam at lens crafters for 100 dollars. 500 dollars can get you 10 pair. they should last about a week.

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 02:16:25 PM

Don't tell me you wouldn't yourself make a ton of money from suckers if you had a well known name. You're jealous of Jorch, hell you even have his face as your avatar.

It would be nice to get paid to do a job you are not qualified for, get to slack off and not pay attention, and not have to worry about getting fired because the higher ups quit caring years ago.

Quote from: HK-50 on March 11, 2015, 01:46:34 PM
Wasn't that the one with the female dispatcher who sounded rather excitable?  Another classic!

Sure was. I think Art had the hots for her. I did.

Quote from: b_dubb on March 11, 2015, 01:38:34 PM
Favorite show: Trumbull County UFO sighting w/ Police Radio Tapes

x2. That was such a great show.

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on March 11, 2015, 01:32:53 PM
All the rat-eating gabbers should go on Amazon and leave Jorch's new book a 1 star review. Bwahahahaha.

Its gross how people gave "his" book 5 stars without even reading it. I'm glad my life does not revolve around licking his ballsack.

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on March 11, 2015, 01:34:07 PM
Can we see a list of the 30-40 questions for Jorch? He isn't used to being challenged.

1. George, can you buy me ______"
2. How about buying me ______
3. Would you please pay for ____
4. How 'bout them haters?

etc etc

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on March 11, 2015, 12:23:32 PM
I'd like to know just how much of that new book with Belzer was written by Jorch. 1%? Less than 1%? Did Jorch scrawl his name in crayon on the top of the manuscript? Is that his contribution? Putting his name on a book as a co-author is an insult to all the legitimate authors out there who work hard at their craft. How is anyone but the most gullible, uneducated Coast listener expected to believe that someone as mentally deficient as Jorch is capable of writing any part of a book?

Blorch mentioned last night that he contributed to the "aliens took the plane" theory, which means he probably gave them his opinion, and they wrote it. He just put his name on the book so it would get a few sales and he would get a paycheck.

The guy's head looks like a big toe. For that reason alone he should not be taken seriously.

Why do they call it a hamburger if it doesn't contain any ham?

Why would someone willingly go to an expo featuring Dave? Maybe he will torture treat the crowd to another Elvis karaoke night.

Quote from: Lunger on March 11, 2015, 06:19:20 AM
Standing outside and looking in Graham's 'shamanistic' use of Ayahuasca has done more harm than good.

How has it done more harm than good? Please elaborate. Its opened his mind and inspired him to write a series of fiction books. Just because hes trying something new does not mean its "fucked him up".

Did the latest caller just say "I'm the shit down here"?

This Gotti guy was not interesting in the least. I hate how people have to ride a relative's coattails. He really did jackshit. He played pretend for a few years after his daddy went to prison. Big friggin' deal as they say.

Quote from: LadyFish on March 10, 2015, 11:29:45 PM
Thanks for the reminder! I almost forgot to do that.

well this is already boring. off to something else.

Noory's new book is actually titled "Someone Is Hiding Something"? haha he makes it too damn easy.

I listened to Howard the last couple of nights. That show has went straight down hill.

Noory, if you are throwing away money, throw some my way. You can buy me off. Thanks.