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Quote from: SixWeekTenure on March 16, 2015, 12:50:09 PM


Falkie told me in a pm that he doesn't wear underwear ever.

Useful information and not at all disgusting. Thanks.

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on March 16, 2015, 12:26:40 PM

I'll fight anybody who tries to give him a wedgie

I don't think anyone would do that. It requires grabbing Falkie's underwear.

from out of nothing,
a voice breaks through the darkness,
a Desert Midnight.

Quote from: jazmunda on March 15, 2015, 03:37:49 PM
Art is coming back
Will it be radio or
Baby monitor

haha I love it.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 15, 2015, 03:49:19 PM
i have never parlayed for sympathy but  it sounds like a horse running in the third at Santa Anita.

Sounds like your mission statement actually. All you fucking do is want people to pity you. You are delusional and in denial if you think its anything BUT that.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 15, 2015, 03:55:58 PM


and I just looked at something about this thread. 70 pages in 2 1/2 months.

and yet nothing substantial. what exactly do you think that means? What have you gained from people reading this thread? The majority of people watching your yt videos are people here. Without us, you would really have nothing.

Can't wait. I'll definitely subscribe. Just have to find the old baby monitor..

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 15, 2015, 01:04:00 PM
http://www.theguyfrompittsburgh.boardhost.com

And thank you.

Ya know, you don't have to create a subforum for every single news story you read. Just throw it under a miscellaneous section. Your "forum administrator" needs to clean that site up. Its a mess.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on March 15, 2015, 12:20:35 PM

Dave/Alex Jones 2016. Their slogan will be "Sucking is an inside job."

The bull moose shit party.

Quote from: MV on March 15, 2015, 12:06:23 AM
Someone please throw together a list of all of falkie's known physical maladies. Thank you.

Involuntary punch throwing in both arms. Its tragic.

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on March 14, 2015, 11:45:04 PM
Falkie needs to cover a UFO convention, when his health allows.

now THAT would be a video worth watching.

I can't understand a word this guy is saying.

Quote from: MV on March 14, 2015, 08:53:38 PM
Terrestrial radio has yet to learn that its only marketable commodity is original talk content.

True. Can't remember the last time I turned on a radio to listen to music.

It would be smooth sailing with Knapp at the helm.

Quote from: jerry on March 14, 2015, 05:30:59 PM

I haven't watch ANY TV in almost 4 years.  Don't even own a TV any more. 

You're not missing anything. Television is garbage.

I don't think I've ever seen someone complain so much about such mundane and trivial bullshit.

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on March 14, 2015, 04:42:50 PM
East, west and ..... the other west?

Yes.

You must really be sensitive to the weather. Wasn't too long ago you were complaining about it freezing while it was in the 50's or so. Now its in the 70s and you're roasting. 20  degrees is not that extreme.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on March 14, 2015, 01:20:29 PM

Enlighten me; what do you think I'm jealous of? Your relationship with Falkie?

That is belly laugh funny.  (Not a Falkie belly you understand)

If you say anything remotely critical of Falkie, you are a hater or jealous. This is the same tactic Noory uses. Silly nonsense.

Quote from: puddintame on March 14, 2015, 08:11:57 AM
Oh ho ho, cweb, you are hysterically amusing with your stupid cartoons.  So funny!  More proof that you need to get a life, some education, and some decency lessons.  Did you have a mother or were raised on skid row under a bridge?  What a waste you are to civilization!  And my disappointment with Art Bell's trash talk remains.

Doesn't Falkie live in Martinez? Weather.com says its 71 there. That is not hot. Throw a fan in a window..

My father broke his neck in the navy. They said he would never walk again. This was in the early 60's. Took him awhile but other than the six inch scar on his neck and the one on his back where they harvested bone, you'd never know. The guy just turned 71 and still works full time. Made a full recovery. From a broken neck. Yeah, our military folk are tough as nails.

It may just be me, but I think that if any service you are paying for has an outage, they should deduct something from your bill.

Picked up this book tonight. If anything it'll be a good bathroom reader.

Quote from: Art Bell on March 13, 2015, 06:25:37 PM

As far as the show is concerned I have listeners from 8-80 Years old, why would I want to drive some of them away?

Gotta respect that.

I think some swear words have their place, but I tend to agree that a show full of expletives just ruins a show. On the other hand, swear words would vastly improve Dave's show. Might even give it a bit of character if Dave threw a "darn" or "dag nabbit" in the conversation.

Quote from: ItsOver on March 13, 2015, 04:23:56 PM
Of course, but what's for dinner?

rats, evidently.

Noory has never written a book, he just let people use his name. Even if he did want to write a book himself, I am not sure there is a market for pizza roll pop-up books.

Quote from: MV on March 13, 2015, 03:50:29 PM
only a single slice of expired colby cheese and some packets of mcdonald's barbecue sauce.  take what you like, though.

throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. baby, you’ve got a stew going.   

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 12, 2015, 10:29:00 PM
Wrong! lc can go to hell. i have no desire to ever talk to him again. quit saying this.

So how many phone calls have you had with him since posting this?