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Quote from: area51drone on March 30, 2015, 11:42:24 AM
I didn't laugh once during that whole bit.  Lame.  I guarantee you Pittsburgh Dad doesn't have a thread with 200+ pages and 125k+ views on an obscure website.   Falkie has more talent in his index finger than that guy has in his whole body.  He just hasn't been seen by enough people to tip the scale yet.  When he does, he will get shit loads of hits and he'll be laughing his way to the bank.

So has falkie let you deep throat him yet?

Quote from: Daggit on March 28, 2015, 04:15:50 PM


You really are a slimy fucker Drone. You give drones and Area 51 a bad name.

the guy gets off on this shit.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on March 27, 2015, 04:16:29 PM
Wait... I always thought it was the gingers that had no souls. You mean those who live down under don't either? Crikey.

If you ever see a ginger Aussie, you run like the devil. Eaters of souls them folks.

Quote from: Art Bell on March 27, 2015, 03:40:51 PM
I don't know about rights but I think I know about Souls (if they are real). When I look into my cat's eyes they look just as deep as a Humans, they have joy, happiness, sadness, jealousy, love and on and on. If we have Souls, so do they. That should start a good fight.

Art

I've had pets that have had more feeling, character and depth than many people that I know. If there is such a thing as a soul, than animals have to have the purest, most innocent souls ever, not shitty souls corrupted by the lives that we humans lead.

I love tattoos. Its the people putting big holes in their face that annoys me.

Around the beginning of March, we were talking about the Mars One mission in this thread. I just read an interesting article about how it was one big scam designed to make money. https://medium.com/matter/mars-one-insider-quits-dangerously-flawed-project-2dfef95217d3
""Community members” can redeem points by purchasing merchandise like T-shirts, hoodies, and posters. dealing with press requests- “If you are offered payment for an interview then feel free to accept it. We do kindly ask for you to donate 75% of your profit to Mars One. The result, said Roche, is that high-profile prospects â€" including those in a list of “Top 10 hopefuls” published last month in The Guardian â€" are, in fact, simply the people who have generated the most money for Mars One.”

Jonathan Reed is still a slimy asshole. You have to have some integrity when it comes to guests.

Reed is such an ass. Please don't have him on again. He went from having an alien to some newagey bs just to get back on the radio. Guy has been a conman from the start. I hate that guy. This was one of his posts on Art's page-
"Regardless of what the disinformational propagandists are shouting... Time Travel DOES currently exist, and is being used by select military applications.The LINK alien device I found in 1996, has proven that advanced alien technology exists, using other dimensions to slip instantly through time/space...as means to produce physical space travel. DrReed-"
translation- "I need fucking attention. Let me back on Art. please please please."

malachi martin
shadow people
whitley strieber

I was bored so I made a little 3d doodle.

You don't send a map to someone when you are making the story up as you go.

Evidently Noory's face no longer reacts to light and shadows.

 Noory has no business doing shows on politics. The guy is an idiot.

Not a fan of Tom Cruise, but Edge Of Tomorrow was pretty good.

A couple guys on youtube do a show where they review movies. Really in-depth stuff and a lot of humor thrown in. One of my favorite shows on yt. If you folks like movie reviews, give it a watch.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcMc6rksUSc#ws

Great news huh? What a brilliant show. It really was the television equivalent of Art Bell's Coast to Coast. With production being this summer, I wonder how long it will be before its aired. Good things are worth waiting for though.

Quote from: PathoJen on March 24, 2015, 05:03:16 PM
That is quite a collection. Hey did you really spend $400 on Fright Night??

Not a bad list. Hes got some good ones in there. The Magnificent Seven, and The Dollars Trilogy. Also X-Files. What did confuse me is when he said "I watched Annie on tape one night, then DVD, then Blu Ray" No wonder he never has money. Three copies of the same movie..

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 24, 2015, 04:27:39 PM


I did review this turkey but hadn't thought of doing a video review if it at the time.

http://www.guyfrompittsburgh.blogspot.com/2014/11/movies-ive-been-watching-500-mph-storm.html

Who would have thought that an indy disaster movie that was a rip off of other disaster movie ripoffs wouldn't be anything other than a brilliant film? I for one am shocked that you didn't like it. I think your review moved into Ebert territory when you mentioned "the hot looking busty Mom".

Quote from: SnapT on March 24, 2015, 12:37:34 PM
Falkie, I haven't read the book so I really can't judge, though at first blush FIVE STARS did seem a bit much.  That's a PERFECT SCORE, isn't it?  I can see this book being a worthwhile read and vaguely interesting, but FIVE STARS would mean it's one of the best books you've ever read in your lifetime.  Is that the case?  If not, you should've given it more like FOUR stars.

He is fondling Noory's balls. I doubt that book deserves one star. Its just other people's theories being rewritten by Belzer. But Falkie also gave a 5 star rating to a boob mag, so I think its safe to say his rating scale is questionable.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 23, 2015, 11:21:53 PM


Here's my review of Noory's book on Amazon.
And I am NOT brownnosing Noory in doing it.

5.0 out of 5 stars An excellent addition to the subject., March 23, 2015

I'm calling bullshit. Brown nosing is exactly what you are doing. Your idea of a quality book must be really low if you gave that book five stars..

After googling "the guy from pittsburgh" I noticed that sites related to falkie disappear after the first page.

falkie is gross. what else is there to say? a woman beater, a felon, a fucking narcissist. The only friends he has are trolls on "his forum" who egg him on in his stupid fucking behavior. A huge cycle of bullshit. what a fucking waste. wobble your ass into oncoming traffic falkie.

Quote from: Wiseman on March 22, 2015, 02:57:47 PM


Your videos are best when you keep them topical.  With all of the subjects you could be talking about, you choose to air your dirty laundry. 

Exactly. Even I'll admit it. Falkie is pretty good when hes on a subject other than his stupid bullshit. I think the number of his subscribers would go through the roof if he did more videos on things like ufos and what not. But this stupid, mundane bullshit about his day to day is just mind numbingly dull.

Well Kathy's face looks beat to shit again. Poor girl.

Quote from: VegasI15 on March 22, 2015, 12:08:27 PM
Falkie you should be on Howard Stern.  Forget Bellgab and Art Bell.  Wouldn't you rather have Baba booey to make fun of you?

Oh hes definitely wack pack material.

Quote from: area51drone on March 21, 2015, 06:37:56 PM
Youtube Lesson #3:  Who cares why they watch... they're watching.

honestly, when do you get a life?

falkie, i joke, but c'mon. Theres got to be a point when you sit down, take a breath, and understand. This shit is hurting you. It does nothing. I wish you understood what I was saying to you. But you never will. Even your "fans" and "friends" here are fucking with you, just to get you running. Why don't you see this? Do you have any respect for yourself, your life, your loved ones? You have no fans here bud. They tell you what you want to hear so you fart out another video. You are old enough to realize this. Why?

Quote from: Doctor Who on March 21, 2015, 03:03:19 PM
Falkie, Now that you and Noory are best buddies, would you pass along this suggestion?  His Elvis impersonation is pretty lame.  Instead of Elvis, he should do the Trololo song.  It better suits his  personality.  It was a big hit in the Soviet Union and there are confirmed reports that Vladimir Putin regularly masturbates to it.  Noory could perform the Trololo song at his personal appearances and meet and greets.  There are two versions.  I think you should suggest it to him.  Also, you should use it as bumper music when you fill in for George on Coast to Coast.

I contacted Noory's people, and they sent me some unaired footage from his last world tour. And wouldnt you know it, he does do a cover of the trololo song.

The Guy From Putzburgh (TM) - George Noory sings the Trololo Song

Quote from: nooryisawesome on March 21, 2015, 03:56:26 PM
In fairness Falkie has admitted to fucking escorts on this forum. Bringing up a review of big tittied women is mild in comparison.

True enough. He has said some fucked up things here, and his airing of dirty laundry is legendary, but these are things he chose to share with us. I agree with the rule that things said elsewhere should stay elsewhere, even in old Flakie's case.

Quote from: feerles1 on March 21, 2015, 03:38:32 PM
This is a great review you posted on amazon of Big Boob Girls LOL you go Falkie

All jokes aside, you shouldn't pull up dirt members have posted elsewhere online. Its a rule here.