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Quote from: ShayP on September 03, 2015, 11:05:23 PM
get drunk with us idiots! 

Deal.

Son of a b. I am late. Got drunk with idiots. Lets go.

This has been fun.

Quote from: jneilschulman on September 03, 2015, 05:22:01 PM
I could take care of that, too, once I have an email from you. Physical address needed also if you want the Alongside Night Blu-ray/DVD combo pack shipped to you as a review copy.

Get Busey to sign it. Or Sorbo. I'm not picky.

I'd be willing to give Alongside Night a view, but of course if I had anything negative to say about it, I'd be labeled an anonymous troll. So whats the point.

Quote from: jneilschulman on September 03, 2015, 04:18:47 PM
PDF editions okay? Email me and I'll give you free reviewer links.

jneil [at] pulpless.com

Done and done.

Btw, there are some great indie films that have very small budgets. Don't blame a budget for a lackluster film.

Quote from: jneilschulman on September 03, 2015, 03:51:14 PM
No, they're radical. The quality is what's possible on microbudgets.


All you looked up was the tagline.


Now I have to look up The Room. If you diss it, it must be good.

What a dunce, yes? Google my books and movies. Books are easy to find on Amazon. Check out external reviews of my work on IMDb. All have praise from fellow professionals, many best-sellers and celebrities.

I don't know that you get a paycheck for trolling Art Bell and God only knows how many other alternative media websites. But you use the playbook of the professional stooges. How many accounts do you post under here? A dozen? Any less and you're an underachiever.

If I'm wrong and there are actually dozens of real people on BellGab who have concluded I made a mistake to advise my distributor to advertise on Midnight in the Desert, relax. The ads end tomorrow and I move on.

Thanks to Peter Eberhardt and Leo Ashcraft for all your trouble.

One of the few indie filmmakers who ever took the trouble to show up, signing off.

Consider taking your meds. If you have a book that's not about politics, I'd be willing to give it a read.

Quote from: zeebo on September 03, 2015, 03:02:50 PM
Coaster, confess your secret operative status!  I bet you also didn't like other such masterpieces as Showgirls, Waterworld, or Mall Cop 2.  What is your true agenda, sir?

Operation Busey. This whole "Art Bell fan" thing is just a ruse. My mission was to sit here on this forum,  for over four years, patiently waiting for j neil schulman to appear, and then tell him his movies suck an endless amount of dick. My job here is done.

This guy is delusional. He must think his movies are masterpieces. I just looked up that Lady Magdalene movie. A brothel gets taken over by the feds. but do they worry about the agent screwing the whores, or the terrorist sleeper agent? Holy crapola, batman. That movie makes The Room look like Citizen Kane. I think I'm going to create an IMDB account just to give his movies some shit ratings. I mean, it's what I do, apparently.  Also, it looks like this Schulman guy got banned from posting on IMDB. All of his comments have been deleted. What filmmaker trolls IMDB? Haha, what a dunce.

That's schizophrenia for you.

Quote from: TigerLily on September 03, 2015, 12:27:20 PM
What movie has the best transformation from human to werewolf?  My vote - "Blood and Chocolate". Loups garoux rule!

Teen Wolf? I kid.

Falkie, I know you are interested in the topic of ufos, so I have got a legit book recommendation for you. I recently picked up The President And UFOS:A Secret History From FDR To Obama, by Larry Holcombe. It's an interesting read.

This topic is about David Darling, not j neil schulman. Hey j, no one likes your crappy movie. Stop hijacking topics.

I want to hear the calls, but I can't lose sleep over politics. Hoagland is obsessed with this server in the garage thing.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on September 03, 2015, 01:12:28 AM
I simply told him that we all knew Hoagland was full of it and suggested he move on, and I was hit with a page long post about how I had no right to judge him.

I would have had fun with him. I like screwing with crazies.

Cmon dick. I am so tired of politics.

Quote from: norland2424 on September 03, 2015, 01:09:03 AM
lol he kept posting rants and vids when MV told him to take it to another thread, he didn't listen, posted more crazy shit then everything was gone

Sounds hilarious.

Quote from: MichaelFromVA on September 03, 2015, 01:08:29 AM
He posted excerpts from what I can only imagine is his future "manifesto."

I always miss the fun stuff. I suppose his posts got deleted?

His stalker was here? Damn, I guess I missed that.

Hoagland is dry mouthed and seeing animals. My guess is he is stoned.

I found that wasp cancer study thing interesting. A shame nothing will come from it though.

Quote from: trostol on September 03, 2015, 12:29:46 AM
even better!!!!! but this is the outcome of such a war..be prepared..its gruesome

Serenity now.

I wonder if Fife Symington's parents lost a bet when they named him. Sounds like a scientific name for a monkey or something.

Quote from: chefist on September 02, 2015, 10:23:41 PM
I haven't looked..are they expensive?

Not sure, haven't checked pricing on them. If I bought one, I would probably just end up breaking it.

Those drones look like fun.

Pure class Art. Wishing the best for Tommy.

Looking forward to this one.

I may have criticized last night's guest, but Art is and has been the greatest radio I've heard. I may question a guest's material, but that is not a slight on Art or his show.

Quote from: Bradsmith313 on September 02, 2015, 05:28:23 PM
Uwe Boll is a better filmmaker than you . . . .

Tommy Wiseau is a better filmmaker than he is.