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I love this thread.  Thanks PB.

Quote from: BobGrau on April 09, 2013, 12:29:33 PM
Today, the ignore feature is annoying me. My ego burns with the possibility that people might be ignoring me.

What?  Did somebody say something?

Quote from: MV on April 09, 2013, 10:55:58 AM
You just don't understand him like I do.

And I'm very happy for that.

Quote from: MV on April 05, 2013, 11:15:16 AM

believe me... she's soooooo going to be able to manipulate me.  with a face like that, i don't know how i'll ever say no to her.

Yeah, you ain't got a chance.

Quote from: UFO Fill on April 03, 2013, 12:48:28 PM
It's my fault.  I took Azmacort for my asthma.  The FDA says it is perfectly fine to inhale directly into my lungs as a medicine.  The EPA, however, banned the medication in 2009, saying that if I breathed back out, the medicine would destroy the ozone layer.  I had taken the medicine for 20-years and breathe out all the time.  Obviously my fault.

You son of a bitch.

Damn, I wish I'd heard that.

Quote from: UFO Fill on March 03, 2013, 08:29:13 AM
Another sign of our prolonged adolescence.

I know you are, but what am I?

Love the cartoon.

Fuck you Carruthers,now I'm all tingly.

Quote from: MV on February 22, 2013, 07:00:30 PM
i'd like to know how in the FUCK life is a rock by reunion ended up in my mp3 library.

You have a secret life which is pretty damned embarassing?

And here's Eddie, always looking on the bright side.

Quote from: expat on February 10, 2013, 05:41:11 PM
In about 20 min from right now Mike Bara the error-prone author will be trotting out his ridiculous Powerpoint "evidence" of alien structures on the Moon. I so wish it would go like this:

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2013/01/question-time-comedy-in-2-scenes.html

Loved it, expat.

Quote from: Caruthers612 on February 09, 2013, 05:07:38 PM

          <rim shot> You know, I considered availing myself of the bushes pun, thought better of it, and refrained. Now I'm glad I did, as, I must admit, you've done it probably more deftly than I would have. Now I eagerly await your rim pun. Don't disappoint.

Nah, that ain't the job for me.  I'd just blow it.

Quote from: UFO Fill on February 08, 2013, 04:50:28 AM
Just so you folks who don't listen will know what sNoory said, it was during a conversation with the guest and a caller about disparaging stories about a person showing up in Google searches.  Jorch asked, "How do they have time to do it, the haters?"  After a bit of conversation, George said," I just want them to spell my name right."

So, I propose, that henceforth we follow George's wishes by ending each post in this thread with:
George Noory sucks.

It should help our Google score.

George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.
George Noory sucks.

Quote from: Caruthers612 on February 05, 2013, 11:56:44 PM


         Who's the hooker with the Hello Kitty AK? I bet she gives it but good. As for February, I welcome its arrival as it brings us one month closer to the end of another interminable winter. God I can't wait for spring fever, when I shall grab all available Thai girls and head for the bushes.

I take it you don't care for the clean-shaven ones?

All right, which one of you clowns made this shit up to see if we'd bite?

Quote from: McPhallus on February 04, 2013, 06:42:46 PM
Is anyone else not at all surprised at this? 

Not in the slightest.


And Fort Rock can go crawl back under his scorpion-infested boulders.

Quote from: BobGrau on February 01, 2013, 01:46:27 PM
I've read the signs, and the signs say: noory is Finnish(ed)

sorry.

I hope you punched yourself in the nose after that one.

Everyone always tells you not to get upset over a broken heart, you know, it'll heal with time.


No shit.  So will a broken leg.  Still hurts.

Yeah, I think he actually pays good money for that on Fridays.

Quote from: McPhallus on January 29, 2013, 08:58:40 PM
It would be funny as hell if he came back to do a gardening show.  Or maybe home improvement.

That would be hilarious.

The thought of being around long enough to piss on a certain son of a bitch's grave is sometimes all that gets me to sleep at night.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 25, 2013, 03:09:01 AM

I don't in fact hate anyone.

You don't know what you're missing.

Quote from: PortlandDangler on January 25, 2013, 06:50:49 PM
The "greatest generation" my ass! Fuck you Tom Brokaw.

This.

Quote from: Sardondi on January 23, 2013, 09:08:55 PM
I'll take that as an implication I have been generally factually reliable in the past. Which means I just sold my reputation for a mess of pottage. Or actually a very cheap laugh. More like a half-hearted chuckle. Crud.

Welcome to the dark side.

I, for one, have about had it with those thick-tongued mongoloids and their damned "Special Olympics."

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on January 21, 2013, 09:05:21 PM

Gender reassignment time?

Quote from: LeslieV on January 22, 2013, 04:52:57 PM

"I've made the switch, how about you"

This multi-quote thing rules.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on January 21, 2013, 04:11:38 PM
     
I actually almost feel bad about making light of it.

You feeling okay?

Quote from: McPhallus on January 19, 2013, 12:53:12 AM


Everyone's favorite failed cult leader has returned!


I kind of missed you, in a fucked up way.


I'm looking forward to your next 2-3 posts before you once again become irritating.

I kinda feel the same way and I fucking hate myself for it.

Quote from: b_dubb on January 18, 2013, 07:07:47 PM
I say we pAss the hat to see if we can get together enough scratch to have George properly kidnapped

I know a guy.