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Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on March 03, 2017, 02:08:27 PM
I might you guys.

Stay tuned! 

I'm taking copious amounts of notes.

Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on March 03, 2017, 01:47:51 PM
Don't forget to post me some pictures

Aha. brig busted on the Fishing Thread. I'm watching you.

Quote from: whoozit on March 03, 2017, 12:40:29 PM
I wonder how many of the 2000 need therapy after listening?

Won't someone think of the cohorts co-hosts.

Do you really want to know how much pee is in a public swimming pool

If BellGab was a pool.

Quote from: batemanâ,,¢ on March 02, 2017, 10:27:09 PM
Ahem.

2004 was a rough year.

Quote from: Ciardelo on March 02, 2017, 10:01:29 PM
Hey micucku, Jaz was the one who posted it!

I posted what?

Quote from: Σ> on March 02, 2017, 08:23:41 PM
did that really happen?

fake news.

I think the guy just let himself go. Not that he was such a looker before but he's probably mega chub chub now and doesn't fit into his wardrobe of bedazzled short shorts and crop tops.

Quote from: Σ> on March 02, 2017, 07:13:35 PM
we're backlogged.  bellgab's staff are all dying of aids and unable to keep up with workflow.

There's a lot of backflow coming out of BellGab HQ.

Quote from: Taaroa on March 02, 2017, 04:57:59 PM
PETA were in the news the other day because they were wanting some band called Hunters and Collectors to change their name.

I never associated Hunters and Collectors with duck hunting. Thanks PETA for alerting me to that. Now I feel like shootings some ducks.

Also Throw Your Arms Around Me has to be one of the best song ever.


https://youtu.be/e69wQsfrbSU

Even better with Eddie Vedder singing it.


https://youtu.be/vkRNz0tR7tc

Quote from: batemanâ,,¢ on March 02, 2017, 03:32:59 PM
No, I think he had it right the first time, with the young gay transients in the crawlspace and all.

Touche in the tooshy to you. 

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 02, 2017, 03:23:30 PM
It's sad, losing the Ashes has made you like a wounded animal, lashing out at the innocent. It's only fair to let you have a look at what you're missing. But, remember, you're not allowed to touch it, being bloody losers!

You must get penis envy holding it.

Quote from: batemanâ,,¢ on March 02, 2017, 02:56:24 PM
The man is a serial killer. 

They call me jaz wayne gacy.

Quote from: zeebo on March 02, 2017, 02:20:14 PM
Being shamed off bellgab is like getting kicked out of the park for being homeless.

You can only be shamed off BellGab for masturbating in the Bella Haven thread. Even then it's accepted with a side of bacon.

jazcasting for the next 1/2 hour to an hour to test some new equipment http://jazcast.com

Call 646 374 2666 or Skype jaz.munda

Quote from: Meatie Pie on March 02, 2017, 12:01:26 AM
Jazmunda-

Will he only do the show if callers are flushed at his command? What a big baby.

One of the stipulations to agreeing to take calls was to have control over the dump button. According to George he had a similar agreement with the evil MV for the now defunct Falkie2013 hosted GabCasts (who can forget the 20 minutes of baby Falkie).

Say what you will but without that clause there would be no show. We had 96 attempted calls. In all the podcasts I've been associated with (most resting peacefully in podcast hell) I've never experienced anywhere near that volume of calls. Noory's loss is our gain.

Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on March 01, 2017, 11:51:14 PM
Are you wearing your tux?

Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on March 01, 2017, 11:43:31 PM
It sure is good to see you around the place more jaz!

Now that my non-compete with the cabal is over I'm enjoying freelancing.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on March 01, 2017, 12:43:45 AM
He mentioned on the show the the bylines he had for military magazines, that were lost to the mists of time when he was evicted.

I have issued this challenge to him before and he's parried: the name(s) of the periodical(s) he wrote for and a general date, and pseudonym used if applicable. (No doubt with Geo. it was peer-reviewed). Any number of databases could be used to verify this.

Anyone can jack off into a cup about greys and cryptids. It takes a sort of clarity of mind and purpose to write about military science. We might not be able to disprove he met John Wayne but we can prove he is full of it on this particular tale.

Who's been leaking show notes?

Quote from: Seraphim27 on March 01, 2017, 11:30:50 PM
You just made me spit wine all over my phone. 

I love you, Jaz! (But not in an inappropriate way.)

Sheesh. I get friendzoned even on the Falkie thread.

Quote from: Seraphim27 on March 01, 2017, 11:17:03 PM
Sheezus, every time I think I'm doing OK with a short comment, I hit "post" and it's a tl;dr novel. I'm like the Tolstoy of Sewergab. Apologies. 

We're all graduates of the Falkie thread. Every post other than it's namesake is CliffNotes.

Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on March 01, 2017, 07:10:08 PM
Um, well, Thank You, but I would rather listen to Heather Wade.

How do you know that Bertha would not want such an outcome with THE Guy From Pittsburgh? #The

Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on March 01, 2017, 06:51:43 PM
What does George call you two?  The Duo of Devotion, or something like that?

Friendship.

That's a perfect question for Bertha to ask and may elicit one of George's trademark chuckles that we often see in his videos when he thinks he made a funny.  This may ingratiate Bertha into becoming a friend of the show and perhaps one day George will be as smitten with Bertha as he is with Venus.

Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on March 01, 2017, 06:46:40 PM
Do you and Muddy have to call George "The Master" now?

We're working on it. Our agents are urging us to hold out for a better deal.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on March 01, 2017, 06:38:54 PM

In the middle of doing a show, how were they supposed to know what you or anyone had posted, and whether Falkie was lying about it or not?

Thank you PB. If we had known that brig had insulted the talent in Mr Spock's fishing thread we would never have even taken her call.

Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on March 01, 2017, 06:08:47 PM
I might have to go to the store to buy some more email paper.

Here is a free computer tip. If you make an error use the backspace key. DO NOT use whiteout on your screen. That was free. The next one will cost you. 

Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on March 01, 2017, 05:54:33 PM
Well, I don't think he will like Bertha's advice any better than he would have liked mine, but we'll give it a try. 

Bertha will get more air time. As will Chelsea from Cheektowaga, Lucy from Lackawanna, Nellie from Niagra and Tenequa from Tonawanda. It would be amazing to hear from all of them in one show.

Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on March 01, 2017, 05:46:39 PM
I understand. I could call in as Bertha the camera infestation expert from Buffalo.  :

I think we're are starting to get on the same page. You sewergabber you. 

Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on March 01, 2017, 05:41:57 PM
I disagree.  I was planning on making some suggestions to George about how to rid his place of cameras.

Surely Bertha has more expertise in that area than brig. Certainly even more expertise than grub. George does not like grub. I think George would really like Bertha. Right?

Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on March 01, 2017, 05:37:07 PM
What did I say that was antagonistic?  I said Hi George, this is your friend grub.

I get it, you get it, others, no one in particular might not. Sometimes and for some people, no one in particular, it is difficult to tell ones persons voice from another, perhaps a known trolls voice. In those cases it can be easy for someone, no one in particular, to have a civil conversation with someone who may actually be an enemy. Perhaps even multiple times. Sometimes people have that difficulty, no one in particular. Sure it might be fun to confront someone about something but that is going to result in no fun at all.