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Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on December 19, 2013, 11:31:52 PM
Falkie's got his own promotion thread? Very cool. My fave has to be the one where someone challenged him on the Snoopy phone and he showed the phone on the video.

Classic Falkie.

I challenge him to face all his box fans around the room and have them face inwards and then turn them all on at once.

Bonus points if he stands in the middle.

Not sure if Falkie checks these sub forums. You might need to start a sub thread within the Art Bell Quits Dark Matter or George Noory Sucks threads.

Quote from: bateman on December 19, 2013, 11:19:44 PM
May I suggest a GabCast Year in Review?

That's a good idea.

What about a predictions show?

Quote from: themudking on December 19, 2013, 08:27:07 PM
um...dude.  I'm a ginger.

Then you will identify with this clip.


http://youtu.be/bUhLIjlTNSk

Where do we send the imaginary checks?

Quote from: MV on December 19, 2013, 06:26:53 PM
edit:  aw, fuck it.  i'll save you the trouble.   http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=2598.msg48428#msg48428

Is anagrammy Sarah?


http://youtu.be/5JSCbEKsguQ

Anyone remember themudking?

I miss that guy.

Too soon?

The 35 Gayest Moments From “Duck Dynasty”

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 19, 2013, 02:59:43 PM

Well, presumably buy the track (mp3's count in our charts now, as well as cd's and 7 inch singles (ahhh the memories)) from a reputable UK outlet. A few thousand should suffice. Oh, and I still have MAN FLU

So basically I only have to spend a few grand to be the grinch who stole Simon Cowell's Christmas? That sounds reasonable.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 19, 2013, 01:13:44 PM
As a [attachimg=1] to Simon Cowell and the X Factor in the UK; becauae he manipulates the pop charts to get the winner at number 1, there is a push to get (Jaz? You ready?) AC/DC's Highway to Hell as the Christmas number 1. Oh god I hope it manages it! To see that smug bastard's face. It's a shame for the winner because by all accounts she's not bad; But this is because of him.

What do I have to do to help make this happen?

Quote from: BobGrau on December 19, 2013, 12:35:47 PM
Aaand.... THAT's how you get a top comment, bitches!


(basically by flooding the place till he has no choice but to acknowledge you)

Bob, we may need you to stay up late and call in to the GabCast next week to explain your technique of getting up on the quote of shame at the top of the page. Almost two entries in one week. You must have Dalai Lama type quotable powers.

Quote from: steelbot on December 19, 2013, 05:26:19 AM
My mom said it better, whenever I wanted something as a child she'd say well I'll make ya a deal...

Shit in one hand and Wish in the other, and see which one gets full faster, because that's all you're gonna get!

Rest her soul!

I hope you washed your hands.

I think I'd rather cake I'm not allowed to eat.

Yeah I've never really understood the expression "can't have your cake and eat it too".

What good is cake you can't eat?

I'm still hungry.

If someone has you on ignore that should prevent them from PMing you. It's only fair. They shouldn't be able to have their cake and eat it too.

Mmmmm cake. This diet sucks.

That's my thing that annoys me today; diets.

I've been married for 8 years so I was neutered long ago. I keep my balls in a jar besides my bed to remind me of the man I used to be.

Quote from: nbirnes on December 18, 2013, 10:54:08 PM
And so would Noory, Jaz! Surely he's looking for a new time-travel writer to finish the story of Nero Blaise [Blase,Blaze]. He need look no further!

I would rather burn the manuscript before letting it get into the hands of Noory.

I can't believe I wrote a story about a guy inventing time travel only so that he could live in the past for nostalgia. What a doofus my character was.

I wrote a short story in high school about a guy who was living in the past in his mind so much that he decided to build a time machine so that he could physically live in the past. His wife begged him not to spend so much time in the past as he was missing out on seeing his very young kids. His time machine broke and he was stranded in the past and by the time he caught up to the present he was so old he died and still didn't get to see his kids grow up. He wasted his life trying to relive the past that he missed out on his future which turned out to be his greatest regret.

I don't know how this story fits in here but stop living in the past or the future will fly right past you.

I must find this story. I remember my high school English teacher loved it.

Quote from: BobGrau on December 18, 2013, 05:41:55 PM
Whatever happened to that Micheal VanDeven fellow?

He's winding down folks, he's winding down.

I forgot to add ponyboysunset.

I see she hasn't checked in since September.

Where for art thou pony?

Call in to the GabCast Mondays 8pm EST/5pm PST.

Quote from: eddie dean on December 18, 2013, 05:05:19 PM
Look like this thread is DOA, but anyone who cares:

Spoiler alert. ...

Just started season seven.
The step-sister has cought dexter during one of his killings.
Im so glad she did because if the story continued towards her pussy boner for her adopted brother, I was ready to give up. Fucking creepy and uncomfortable.
Murder is ok but semi-incest is where I draw the line.

What? It's not ok to bone your step-sister?

The actress who plays Hannah McKay in this season is an Aussie and she's hot hot hot.

I'm actually not a fan of melting hot weather. Give me 26°C (78.8°F) everyday of the year.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 18, 2013, 03:09:39 PM
But try to avoid eating it.. Not good. Pah! What would you know about cold weather? Spoilt you are, spoilt I tell you. 

Only seen snow once in my life when I was in Chicago in 98. Made my own mix of yellow snow.

Going to be 40°C (104°F) here today. AC will be on all day.

Quote from: DanTSX on December 18, 2013, 07:35:13 AM
Not the same without MV

Neither is yo momma. 

I don't know how they raise you guys in the US but when I was in High School I knew it was wrong to hug a teacher. We're not talking about a kid here, he's a young adult who probably should have known better. I don't agree with the severity of the punishment or the labeling of sexual harassment but he did cross a line and shouldn't expect no consequences and must know that what he did was wrong.

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 18, 2013, 11:30:42 AM
The deadliest white powder.

I like yellow snow.

Quote from: Treading Water on December 18, 2013, 06:28:41 AM
Shameless Aussie plug.     

Oh there's lots of shame alright.

Where's lonevoice at?

Well that settles it. Falkie has given the GabCast his Kiss of Death. Considering you've been prognosticating the demise of C2CAM for so long it looks like the GabCast will be around for a long time. We may need to set up a debate between you and George Noory. It should be a bigger draw than JC vs Oscar.

Quote from: bateman on December 17, 2013, 11:38:43 PM
Was I mentioned & showered with adulation? Because I won't listen otherwise.

Only on the B-side which may be available as an Easter Egg on our Christmas Special DVD. Unfortunately it will only be available on Region 6 DVDs and will be over dubbed by Chinese speaking actors. The guy who does my voice has quite a convincing Chinese Australian accent which is quite hard to perfect.

Quote from: eddie dean on December 17, 2013, 11:29:32 PM
Art will return!

Art will not return!

I'm covering both possibilities now, so the smarmy future eddie dean can refer back to this post, cleverly edit out one of the "predictions" & feel superior!
In your face!!

Also I might add, the future eddie dean might be a miserable recluse, with lots of cats and a nice collection of toenail clippings and urine stored in mayonnaise jars. So I might need the  emotional bump. All I need now are the cats.
Hi future self!!

I understand stockpiling urine but why the toenail clippings?

Perhaps that should be an Ask Aldous question on The Gab Cast 2.0.

See what I did there?

Quote from: bateman on December 17, 2013, 11:18:12 PM
How long is this podcast? I don't have all day.

It's less than an hour because I think eddie has a court order preventing him from broadcasting after a certain time and onan's meds usually kick in around that time preventing him from forming coherent thoughts.