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Quote from: bateman on December 20, 2013, 05:46:52 PM
Worse. George squatting over our stockings.

Not for me. I'm a fecalpheliac.

Quote from: BobGrau on December 20, 2013, 07:38:28 PM
I'm actually scottish... we spell it 'neighbour' but we pronounce it more like "thatcuntthatexpectsmetobeciviltohim"

What's under the kilt?

Love it.

Quote from: Treading Water on December 20, 2013, 07:29:59 PM
Top right corner nomination.... 

You should have saved that nomination for The GabCast 2.0 Monday (12/23) at 8pm EST/5pm PST (602) 399 7131

Quote from: bateman on December 20, 2013, 07:19:51 PM
I see. And how much do you charge to do it?

It's free the first time.

Quote from: bateman on December 20, 2013, 07:16:57 PM
That's why neat trimming is the way to go.

If you're a gentleman.

It's called manscaping.

Quote from: BobGrau on December 20, 2013, 07:02:01 PM
Ayup... shame she's ginger though.

You're thinking in human terms.

An Orion ginger equivalent has blue hair.

And the carpet matches the drapes.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on December 20, 2013, 06:42:03 PM
i shaved my junk today because my brithday is in a few days and i expect the wife to perform fel atio.

Classy.

If she really loved you she'd brave the manly forest.

Quote from: BobGrau on December 20, 2013, 06:25:02 PM
Seriously though, best alchohol/caffiene combo I've ever found... and believe me I've done my homework on this one.

I like Baileys

Quote from: TheMan WhoFell ToEarth on December 20, 2013, 05:01:31 PM
Dentures, man.

He he. I forgot he was 70.

Quote from: L1NGUS on December 20, 2013, 04:42:44 PM
http://fuckyeahfalkie2013.tumblr.com

As Falkie2013's biggest fucking fan (and personal Webmaster) - I thought a change in the URL was in order.

I didn't know penis' came in that size. I suddenly feel like a horse. Neigh!

Quote from: bateman on December 20, 2013, 03:31:06 PM
I have not. Do they have whiskey to put in the coffee?

That's what hip flasks are for.

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on December 20, 2013, 04:25:31 PM
I'm still waiting on Aldous' Dank Matter show, with special co-host Guild Navigator.

I'd hit that .... on my iPod.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 20, 2013, 02:23:27 PM

In the meantime, new video up. See my thread and I wish I could change the title of it.

What would you change it to?

Quote from: steelbot on December 20, 2013, 04:09:22 PM
looks like he may have found Jorge's hair dye! 

Definitely had some teeth whitening or caps. Those aren't the teeth of a long time smoker/coffee drinker.

Quote from: ziznak on December 20, 2013, 04:04:41 PM
falkie needs his own reality show...

falk setup a webcam live stream of your living rooom!

http://youtu.be/Qh2sWSVRrmo

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 20, 2013, 03:28:27 PM
The All Falkie Channel 24-7. I never thought that would happen. But I like it.
http://www.wildscreen.tv/?k=The-Guy-From-Pittsburgh

I'm not sure the world is ready for 24/7 Falkie. What did the Brookings Report say about this?

Quote from: bateman on December 20, 2013, 03:07:46 PM
Junior's in Brooklyn has the most ridiculously awesome French toast. Sweet fancy Moses.

Have you ever had coffee at Little Collins on Lexington Ave? A couple of Aussie I know run it. You can also sample Vegemite on toast there.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 20, 2013, 03:01:44 PM
In a wholesome way only. We shared 'fun with fruit' recipes.

Did he share his spotted dick?

Quote from: From Somewhere Out There on December 20, 2013, 11:53:19 AM
I hope all of you have a great Christmas and maybe Art will have another surprise for us after the first of the year.

Merry Christmas.

I would love that present but we're more likely to find coal in our vicious but vaguely lovable stockings.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 20, 2013, 02:58:07 PM

Is he a chef?

You've met him too?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 20, 2013, 02:48:44 PM

...and how real men can play with odd shaped balls without body armour.

Incidentally, what is the skype name?

Licking_Eddie_Deans_Chocolate_Salty_Balls_2013

I think you can just dial the call in number through Skype ((602) 399 7131) and it's a free call. Eddie will clarify.

PS don't use the above Skype name because it goes to a guy who's really called Eddie Dean and he will expect you to lick his chocolate salty balls. I'm speaking from experience. They were neither chocolate tasting nor salty. In fact they were a little bit nutty.

Quote from: NIN2 on December 20, 2013, 10:33:16 AM

2 Inside that Torrent there is a Broadcast of David John Oates  with Robert AM Stephens  Date 1999-03-07. This show also includes revers speach on art bell done by David and revers speach on Arts Attourney Gerold Fox.  Fox and Bell were on Coast to Coast one night. Good luck Finding that one!!! i was lucky to hear it live but have yet to come across it on here.

What date was it?

I am eagerly awaiting The General's guitar repair podcast. May I suggest the name Highly Strung?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 20, 2013, 02:25:49 PM
Christmas Eve? My Man Flu should be over by then...and my voice a tenor again instead of a baritone.

If you have Skype you should call in. I'm sure the audience won't mind us talking about the greatest sport the English have invented ..... Lawn bowls.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 20, 2013, 12:14:08 PM
When is the next Gabcast knees up? tonight? (Am for me).. I just might stay up and give you three renegades a call.

Monday 8pm EST, 5pm PST, 1am GMT (Tuesday)

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 20, 2013, 05:13:58 AM
Possibly the same amount who can't spell cheque. ..or armour...or favourite...or neighbour...or aeroplane.

I just adjust my spelling habits for the mainly American audience on this website lest they think I can't spell.

I am so ashamed.

Quote from: c337pilot on December 20, 2013, 01:56:19 AM
I miss morphiaflow. I have not seen him around lately.

He's winding down or being winded down.

Quote from: guildnavigator on December 19, 2013, 10:29:39 PM

I love the generic photos that accompany those articles. The bottom right one is the best.

Now you have pique my interest I would like to know the answers. What have you been searching for on the internet to have those articles suggested to you as something you would be interested in?

Quote from: HorrorReporter on December 19, 2013, 09:57:21 PM
Funny to see the "somewhere in time" chosen for this week.. Hmmm..

6-10pm PT: Art Bell - Somewhere in Time returns to 9/15/94 when prophecy expert John Hogue talked about Nostradamus and other seers.

It's great to go back to a time when I didn't think John Hogue was a douche. I can never get my innocence back. You monster!

It's also a "new" classic show. God bless Premiere Radio, C2CAM and George Noory. If it wasn't for those bastards we wouldn't be able to get access to lost Art Bell classics.