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Quote from: bateman on December 21, 2013, 06:21:15 PM
Something tells me Malik's standards are too high. 

He's into Aussie chicks. I've passed the message on.

Merry Sunny Christmas

Quote from: West of the Rockies on December 21, 2013, 04:15:59 PM
It's winding down, folks....

Nooooooooooo!

Wherefore Art thou ......

Quote from: bateman on December 21, 2013, 04:21:55 PM
Program note for tonight: Rerun of Peter Davenport or something else. The program that was supposed to air tonight didn't happen this afternoon. HOWEVER, 2 new shows are coming this week.

He's winding down ......

Quote from: bateman on December 21, 2013, 02:57:13 PM

What in the Philadelphia Experiment happened to that cat?

Ha ha

From the Random Stupid Things thread:

Quote from: West of the Rockies on December 21, 2013, 01:51:35 PM
Well, this may be good news:  the Art Bell Quits thread has ZERO posts today.  Has it at last run out of steam?

NEVER!

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on December 21, 2013, 01:08:49 PM


And Jaz jumping on the bandwagon to nail his buddy falkie!? Whaaa? His podcast partner posting buddy from down under turns on the falk-ster!?  Where is this world going!!!!!!?  Oh God, Jesus and baby Jesus!

Have you not seen any of his posts or videos where he calls me the evil Jazmunda the criminal mastermind?

Tits for tats.

Quote from: tertiaryimam on December 21, 2013, 01:36:34 AM

Well, you can do a search on youtube for "The Game, black democrat". It will lead you there.

You wouldn't be trying to goatse Falkie now would you?

Is Art taking a selfie?

Should have done the ducklips pose.

Ever get a text that you don't know how to answer?

Well ponder no more. Let the crowd help you form a witty answer.

Introducing http://www.wingflirt.com/

Seems right up the alley of some of the posters here.

Quote from: jazmunda on December 20, 2013, 08:50:43 PM
Are you Licking_Eddie_Deans_Chocolate_Salty_Balls_2013 by any chance?

Quote from: eddie dean on December 21, 2013, 12:36:29 AM
Is this a trick question?

I can see how taking away the underscores could make this question confusing as it's almost an anatomical impossibility unless you are double jointed.

If someone reviewed all my posting from today I would be locked up in some kind of an institution.

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 20, 2013, 11:47:01 PM
The cat not so much.

Weekend at Arts.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on December 20, 2013, 03:48:47 PM
I guess this is news. He posted this today on facebook

He's alive!

Quote from: bateman on December 20, 2013, 11:09:16 PM
Why is Maggie Gylennhaaghghal so damn droopy?

You referring to face or boobs?

Quote from: bateman on December 20, 2013, 11:08:03 PM
Too much to drink. Can't be held responsible.

Tis the season. Have one for me. Your shout.

Quote from: eddie dean on December 20, 2013, 10:53:27 PM
I agree,  that would be weird.
Remind me to never shake your hand, ever.

I usually wear gloves anyway. I'm not a savage. Also I only do the fist bump. Who knows where strangers hands have been.

Quote from: bateman on December 20, 2013, 10:53:56 PM
Only on BellGab does a Merry Christmas thread turn into talk about shit play.

You started it with your vivid Noory Christmas toilet ritual imagery. My depraved mind just ran with it.

Quote from: BobGrau on December 20, 2013, 10:44:43 PM
Yes, if it's other peoples you take it seriously.

Other people's shit is disgusting. At least I know where mine's been.

Merry friggin Christmas Bellgabbers.

Quote from: bateman on December 20, 2013, 10:20:00 PM
Hahahahahahahaha, what the fuck, jaz.

I like to play with doo doo. Only my own though. I'm not a complete freak.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on December 20, 2013, 06:39:53 PM
Also How is your GF faulkie?

I want to know what the GF's thoughts are on whether Art will ever be back and whether she think George Noory sucks.

#FreeFalkiesGirlfriend

Literally. Someone needs to free Falkie's girlfriend. She's never seen in the videos. She may be trapped in one of the boxes or box fans.

Quote from: wotr1 on December 20, 2013, 09:17:47 PM
I just do not know... My source in Nevada says" Art will be back", my source in Portland says "muster the scorpion army!" and my source in Australia says we have seen the last of Art.

Well, Merry Christmas whatever the truth may be.

You can trust your Australian sauce. It's White Crow!

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 20, 2013, 08:57:32 PM
What fucking pickles?

Exactly.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on December 20, 2013, 08:43:51 PM
Drinking a full jar of Moonshine straight is really not a good idea.

Was that before or after the manscaping?

Quote from: Treading Water on December 20, 2013, 08:31:48 PM
General!!!!!!

We need a BABY UPDATE!!!!!!!!!

If his wife has had the baby we might not see him around for awhile. If memory serves me my posting habits on various forums went down significantly 5 and 2 years ago which coincided with the birth of my monsters.

Quote from: bateman on December 20, 2013, 08:49:21 PM
I don't know, but pickles + those girls. Brb.

I prefer using my own pickle with girls. Women! I meant women! Damnit!

Quote from: eddie dean on December 20, 2013, 08:33:25 PM
Edit: listeners can still reach us using a cell phone or land line!

For free in the US.

Quote from: eddie dean on December 20, 2013, 08:33:25 PM

We are looking into a temporary solution, until I can link the number to a different skype account.
Until then:
If you want to call the show using a skype to skype connection,
or
you are overseas,
or
you are a tasty Canadian,
please PM me for details.

Are you Licking_Eddie_Deans_Chocolate_Salty_Balls_2013 by any chance?

Quote from: bateman on December 20, 2013, 08:24:32 PM
These girls are on Shark Tank right now trying to sell their pickles...



Yum.

The pickles or the girls?

Which one gets eaten by the sharks first?

This is a show about throwing virgins into a shark tank right?

Please be yes and then send me a link to the torrent.

I read all that in Sam Elliot's voice.