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Quote from: bateman on December 23, 2013, 10:38:25 PM
I wouldn't have figured you for a burqa man, Aldous.

[aldous]The burqa the better.[/aldous]

If I transcribe the poem Aldous may I post it?

Quote from: coaster on December 23, 2013, 08:46:16 PM
It was a haunting ode.

It was fucking poetry.

It was what poetry would be if a fucking legendary rockstar fucked an 18th Century poet whilst they were both on acid.

Aldous that poem was brilliant.

Can you please post it on the forum?

Thanks for listening guys.

Quote from: bateman on December 23, 2013, 06:44:06 PM
A Very GabCast Christmas?

There's a good chance the show might be banned like the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Quote from: MV on December 23, 2013, 06:03:38 PM
art hasn't said anything about anything, and for all i know, he might not even be aware of what happened.  he also might be completely aware and doesn't give a shit.  either way, i'm sure he'd side with keith's approach to the situation.  they have a history together, and i'm just some dude on the internet.

You're not just some dude on the internet, you're The Dude on the .... Oh wait that's onan. Carry on.

Quote from: ziznak on December 23, 2013, 05:42:11 PM
whoa... new dark weekend AND gabcast today... it truely is "Qwissmissss" (thats the official 5 year old lil girl pronunciation btw)


ufoship chat looks a bit different!....

Curtis redecorated. I wanted a floral theme.

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 23, 2013, 04:24:28 PM
Fucking Jaz. Big weekend with The Mrs in San Fran. In the hotel, beautiful view, deep Japanese bath drawn. She sez, she sez to me, hey funny boy, grab that organic wine and come over here and play me the bit from the dweebcast, I want to be entertained. Then we got to Jaz's question and... She looked at me until I just said something like, honey I don't even understand the question baby, sweetie. He's a friggin aussie weirdo honey, let's put Kiss Alive back on ok?

Fuckin' weirdo.

Sorry for ruining your mojo. I won't ask you anymore fidelity related time travel questions.

Quote from: area51drone on December 23, 2013, 04:04:11 PM
And ask him if he would cheat on himself with himself if he could travel into the future.  (In other words, would you jerk your future self off if you met him?)

I think the better question is is it gay if you jerk off your future self?

Another reminder that a NEW GabCast 2.0 will be airing live tonight (Monday 12/23) from 8pm EST/5pm PST (12pm AEDT and 1am GMT).

The GabCast features BellGab's own eddie dean, onan, and jazmunda.

If you have any questions you want to Ask Aldous you can call in later in the show (8:40pm EST/5:40pm PST) or PM eddie, onan or I your question and we'll Ask Aldous for you.

For your very last chance to win an extremely used and abused copy of The Coming Global Superstorm PM us your nomination for BellGab quote of the week worthy of appearing on the top right hand corner of the site.

To listen and chat live go to ufoship.com.

If you would like your 3 minutes of fame before eddie dean rudely hangs up on you please call on (602) 399 7131.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 23, 2013, 03:05:32 PM

The Aussie/ Brit alliance will bring 'bloke', 'sheila', 'bird', 'mate' into everyday US vocabulary.

^^^ HA HA...Aussie bastard got what he wanted.

Now I can retire!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 23, 2013, 02:55:18 PM
I was more worried it was miss-spelled; where?


Not long now.

Almost everything Americans write is mis-spelled.

I was just thrilled to see the word bloke up there.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 23, 2013, 02:49:49 PM

Bloody Aussie; anything to see a Pom lose his single achievement in life.

You've had your 15 mins. Time for someone else to share the glory.

Quote from: NIN2 on December 23, 2013, 02:17:36 PM
i got it form  his torrent. i was just posting to let people know that these shows are miss labled and you can find them i think MV wanted to hear Hilly Rose host it.  I have the shows i posted. it was just an FYI to the fans.

I thought you were taking about a show you couldn't find on the torrents where Art was taking with his attorney.

Quote from: doggy on December 23, 2013, 12:26:26 PM
Is anyone but us going to give a shit?
How the hell is art going to make any kind of living off this?

If Art thought his Sirius audience was small and still thinks internet streaming is a better option then he better count the crickets in the audience to boost the audience numbers for Bob Cranes bean counters.

I'll listen if he makes a return. He'll I'd even pay for it but I think he's done which is a shame because he was rocking it with DM.

Quote from: MV on December 23, 2013, 01:39:03 PM
just so all of you can understand the insanity i'm forced to read on a regular basis:

It's a shame that that complaint is too long to be the quote at the top of the page.

Quote from: NIN2 on December 23, 2013, 01:06:39 PM
Date 1999-03-07

I have it. I will check later whether I still have access to Willie Dee's repository to upload and then send you a link.

The filming of police incidents in order to prove to the policeman that it is legal to film the interaction and the policeman getting all pissed is my favorite genre of YouTube video.

This was posted on Art's site:


http://youtu.be/9WoM2bHfr48

Quote from: WhiteCrow on December 22, 2013, 10:33:45 PM
I don't know about the Quick Karl/JC thingie.... But if you reverse play Jazmunda's BellGab 2.0 podcast, he sez "I am Oates",  "I hate Art" and "Onan is Falkie or flaky"?

Don't forget my proclamation that "White Crow is a douche!"

Quote from: dan7800 on December 22, 2013, 08:05:51 PM
I have a question for Jazmunda. Why were you the sole reason for Art quitting the show?

Tune in Monday night to find out.

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 22, 2013, 08:05:31 PM
Will you guys still be doing dick jokes for the holiday edition(?), cuz if so, I'll make sure The Mrs and her folks are listening with me. Good times!

I have about 5 mins of V-Jay-Jay jokes if that is more up their alley?

Quote from: ziznak on December 22, 2013, 07:47:17 PM
I know right.... Six shows in and already a rain check.... I'll get the Bateman quits dark weekend thread started now.

Did he quit? I heard he was fired.

The only thing that could have made that post more Falkie is if you have included 12 links that I didn't click.

Just a reminder that a NEW GabCast 2.0 will be airing live tomorrow (Monday 12/23) from 8pm EST/5pm PST (12pm AEDT and 1am GMT).

The GabCast features BellGab's own eddie dean, onan, and jazmunda.

If you have any questions you want to Ask Aldous you can call in later in the show or PM eddie, onan or I and we will insist that aldousburbank answers or else.

For your chance to win a very used and abused copy of The Coming Global Superstorm PM us your nomination for BellGab quote of the week worthy of appearing on the top right hand corner of the site.

To listen and chat live go to ufoship.com.

The hosts are begging for callers to greatly increase the quality of content on this show so please call on (602) 399 7131.

Just a reminder that a NEW GabCast 2.0 will be airing live tomorrow (Monday 12/23) from 8pm EST/5pm PST (12pm AEDT and 1am GMT).

The GabCast features BellGab's own eddie dean, onan, and jazmunda.

If you have any questions you want to Ask Aldous you can call in later in the show or PM eddie, onan or I and we will insist that aldousburbank answers or else.

For your chance to win a very used and abused copy of The Coming Global Superstorm PM us your nomination for BellGab quote of the week worthy of appearing on the top right hand corner of the site.

To listen and chat live go to ufoship.com.

The hosts are begging for callers to greatly increase the quality of content on this show so please call on (602) 399 7131.

Just a reminder that a NEW GabCast 2.0 will be airing live tomorrow (Monday 12/23) from 8pm EST/5pm PST (12pm AEDT and 1am GMT).

The GabCast features BellGab's own eddie dean, onan, and jazmunda.

If you have any questions you want to Ask Aldous you can call in later in the show or PM eddie, onan or I and we will insist that aldousburbank answers or else.

For your chance to win a very used and abused copy of The Coming Global Superstorm PM us your nomination for BellGab quote of the week worthy of appearing on the top right hand corner of the site.

To listen and chat live go to ufoship.com.

The hosts are begging for callers to greatly increase the quality of content on this show so please call on (602) 399 7131.

Quote from: wenck on December 22, 2013, 01:37:44 AM
Happy Festivus!

+1

I'm going to compose a post which lists all the ways that each poster has disappointed me this year.

After that I will be performing the feats of strength.

Is it strange that all his teams are from New York but his basketball team is from LA?

Quote from: bateman on December 21, 2013, 06:33:11 PM
Apache chicks too. You must have a bunch in your neck of the woods.

No but my city has the largest Greek population outside of Greece. Yasou.