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Quote from: MV on December 26, 2013, 02:56:43 PM
art's debit card... does anyone know if it's visa or MC?  or does he prefer checks?

Diners. Maybe American Express.

I can see him being old school and rocking a check book.

He probably travels with travellers checks.

I think convicted sex offenders should be castrated.

At the very least their foreheads should be branded with an X.

If I'm not mistaken Eddie Dean is from Stephen King's The Dark Tower series. One of my favorite book
series and a great character too.

We're all virgins Down Under.

Quote from: Cynnie on December 25, 2013, 02:22:57 PM
Merry christmas peoples !!!

Im making tamales !!

Merry Christmas Cynnie.

Where have you been stranger? I was going to include you on the people I miss thread. Nice to see you back.

Quote from: MV on December 25, 2013, 11:08:57 AM
latest episode now posted here.

Thanks MV. Hope you are feeling better. Merry Xmas.

My Christmas present to aldous:

The only way to really know the truth is to email Art. I'm sure he loves those kinds of emails.

artbell@artbell.com

Report back your findings.

When choosing a baby's name it is always wise to see how it sounds when yelling it from another room.

"[INSERT NAME HERE] GET THE HELL IN HERE NOW! YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!"

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

You're welcome.

Quote from: steelbot on December 24, 2013, 09:05:59 PM
THERE'S ALREADY A THREAD FOR THIS - LET THIS ONE DIE IT'S PAINFULLY SLOW AGONIZING DEATH IT DESERVES - AND HOLY SHIT , where's the TYLONEL - CHRISTMAS THIS FUN HAP HAP HAPPIEST CHRISTMAS!


The Hap Hap Happiest Christmas

Christmas Vacation Bonus Check Scene

and just shitting ya - at the threshold of hell!

This on TV here tonight again. It's a Christmas Tradition on TV in Oz. Needless to say I will be watching again.

Shitters Full!

Yawn. Wake me in 615 days, 2 hours and 6 minutes or whatever it says on this page

Quote from: The General on December 24, 2013, 08:52:19 PM
Baby Isaac (Ike)
born 12/21/13
8lbs 13oz

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All is well.
Merry Christmas everyone.

Congrats General. All the best to Mrs General and Baby General.

Quote from: wr250 on December 24, 2013, 08:18:37 PM
a show about a show about a forum about a show that no longer exists ?

Exactly and their show would be a show about a show about a website about a show that no longer exists. 6 degrees of separation.

Quote from: guildnavigator on December 24, 2013, 07:41:23 PM
We need to get our own shit rolling! AB + GN power hour

You guys can host The GabCast 2.0 Wrap Up Show where you discuss the things we discussed on our show.

Quote from: Luna on December 24, 2013, 06:45:51 PM
I think we should all say Happy Winter Solstice, since that actually makes sense. :3

Not for me.

Quote from: steelbot on December 24, 2013, 06:35:09 PM
LOL - well the recording doesn't sound too good personally - (have had a bit of a sniffle this past week) but I laughed now that I've heard it probably 100 times or so and recorded about 100 takes lol, it sounds almost like Deputy Director Bullock too =P

but here ya go for your amusement   


https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/78931849/gabconnery.mp3

Haha

You do a very good Connery.

Quote from: guildnavigator on December 24, 2013, 03:27:01 PM
I have decided to start sleepwalking, anybody else?

Sounds too much like exercise.

Spec Sheet tonight?

Jonesying for some tech talk .... said no one ever. Well I'm sure there is a subset of the geek world that gets off listening to tech podcasts. Fucking weirdos.

Seriously though, is there a podcast tonight? I have the lube ready.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 24, 2013, 03:02:12 PM
Kids been up a few hours then Jaz? Merry Christmas mate.

Thanks mate. You too. Kids were up at the crack of dawn which is the same as every day in this household. Today was a little noisier and I shouldn't have had that last glass of vino before bed. Bah humbug.

Not that AB. The real AB. The one who hasn't forsaken us.

Without further ado. I give you the Christmas message of aldousburbank as recited on the latest episode of The GabCast which will be available shortly here:

Aldous has given me permission to post the transcript of his beautiful Christmas message to BellGab. Once MV posts the audio please listen because the words are just words and it is best read with the accompaniment of the dulcet tones of aldous' voice.

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the forum
Not much to say
No jingle bell
Random stupid thoughts
Now random fucking boring
Falkie had fed the kitties
With his own thread to share
Art Bell quit Dark Matter
Which died of dead air
Sardoni off the map, sleepless and Chine also quiet
But George’s secret door show is always a fucking riot
But as I loaded my vape pen with care
My hair suddenly sensed a certain magic in the air
What the hell is your fucking problem I thought I heard someone yell through the door
I saw nothing through the window so I inhaled, then I heard some more
A voice with an accent like some kind of fuckin Boston rumble, gruff, with a clear Kafkaesque fucking  grumble
So it doesn’t feel like Christmas and your life is a chore
No more Dark Matter
My God you’re such a fucking bore
When will Art return should I listen to Coast instead?
Well here’s a better idea go read the politics thread
Who’s gay, who’s straight interests me not
Tell us something we want to know bitch; which is of course are you hot?
George Knapp winding down
The Coast franchise in stitches
My favorite posts now done by troll sucking bitches
And so I remain
I shall work out of sight
You’re all so god damn pitiful
Fuck you
Goodnight
And as I sniffed the air
it smelled likel old books and beer
A certain mix of madness, intensity, good cheer, a touch of spice, street wisdom mixed with possibly cocaine
These things have an odour of an easy laughter combined with hard pain
And I thought long and hard while letting out my exhale
I suddenly knew the rest of this tale
Though we may not see him and he never writes and no one can replace him which really really bites
The spirit of Eddie Coyle lives on in my head
Like when I count my blessings starting with I’m not in jail, I’m not dead
Beyond this you see there’s not too many degrees mostly don’t burn the forest to see through the fucking trees
No matter how harsh, unhappy, uptight
Everyday is a  chance to make it all right
And when this day is over put this in your sight
There’s also one chance to have a good night
So with this simple truth I’m bringing you fucking weirdos to share
But I forgot what we were talking about so now I don’t care but if I did I would only say this much
Happy Christmas, Boxer Day, Equinox, Kwanza and all that fucking stuff

Aldous has given me permission to post the transcript of his beautiful Christmas message to BellGab. Once MV posts the audio please listen because the words are just words and it is best read with the accompaniment of the dulcet tones of aldous' voice.

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the forum
Not much to say
No jingle bell
Random stupid thoughts
Now random fucking boring
Falkie had fed the kitties
With his own thread to share
Art Bell quit Dark Matter
Which died of dead air
Sardoni off the map, sleepless and Chine also quiet
But George’s secret door show is always a fucking riot
But as I loaded my vape pen with care
My hair suddenly sensed a certain magic in the air
What the hell is your fucking problem I thought I heard someone yell through the door
I saw nothing through the window so I inhaled, then I heard some more
A voice with an accent like some kind of fuckin Boston rumble, gruff, with a clear Kafkaesque fucking  grumble
So it doesn’t feel like Christmas and your life is a chore
No more Dark Matter
My God you’re such a fucking bore
When will Art return should I listen to Coast instead?
Well here’s a better idea go read the politics thread
Who’s gay, who’s straight interests me not
Tell us something we want to know bitch; which is of course are you hot?
George Knapp winding down
The Coast franchise in stitches
My favorite posts now done by troll sucking bitches
And so I remain
I shall work out of sight
You’re all so god damn pitiful
Fuck you
Goodnight
And as I sniffed the air
it smelled likel old books and beer
A certain mix of madness, intensity, good cheer, a touch of spice, street wisdom mixed with possibly cocaine
These things have an odour of an easy laughter combined with hard pain
And I thought long and hard while letting out my exhale
I suddenly knew the rest of this tale
Though we may not see him and he never writes and no one can replace him which really really bites
The spirit of Eddie Coyle lives on in my head
Like when I count my blessings starting with I’m not in jail, I’m not dead
Beyond this you see there’s not too many degrees mostly don’t burn the forest to see through the fucking trees
No matter how harsh, unhappy, uptight
Everyday is a  chance to make it all right
And when this day is over put this in your sight
There’s also one chance to have a good night
So with this simple truth I’m bringing you fucking weirdos to share
But I forgot what we were talking about so now I don’t care but if I did I would only say this much
Happy Christmas, Boxer Day, Equinox, Kwanza and all that fucking stuff

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 24, 2013, 01:15:34 AM
I put Mavericks on my portable Buffalo drive so I could still run my old stuff under Mountain Lion.
I got it to work once, but how do I log out of Mountain Lion and have the computer restart in Mavericks and then if I want to back to Mountain Lion.
I restart the computer but it keeps starting up in OSX.6.8.

You need an Apple Genius or as my wife calls them "Not My Husband".

Quote from: Treading Water on December 24, 2013, 05:54:33 AM
Take a walk in the mall and smile at old people and children.  Sometimes that helps.

If I did that I would probably get arrested.

Quote from: area51drone on December 24, 2013, 01:27:29 AM
God damnit, now we're going to lose Christmas too.  Thanks Jazmunda.

Next stop, Easter. I hate bunnies.

You were great YP. Thanks for your contribution and I look forward to speaking with you again. I wanted to ask you how you found the site because I thought that I read somewhere that you didn't find the site through Art Bell or Coast to Coast so I was interested how you made you way here.

I will attempt to keep a better track on the chat room but it is hard when you are trying to keep the flow going. As we get more comfortable with each other and the show I'm sure we will be able to look at the chat a bit more. This was only our third show sans the great MV who does it like a pro. And when I say pro I do mean prostitute.

The Supermarkets being crowded with people with full carts of food because they are closed for one frigging day. It's closed for one frigging day. No need to prep for the apocalypse!

Harpy Christmas

Quote from: area51drone on December 23, 2013, 11:17:43 PM
Any word when tonight's show will be posted?

Most likely tomorrow if MV mans up from his boy flu.

Quote from: Chine on December 23, 2013, 08:41:28 PM
I can't believe I just missed tonight's GabCast. Walked in as it ended. Replay posted on ufoship?

Probably by tomorrow if MV isn't the grinch that stole Chrismakah. Also welcome back.

Great show again Mary-Anne .... I mean Bateman.