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Quote from: b_dubb on December 30, 2013, 06:14:29 PM
Jaz you owe me a clean pair of underwear you Aussie jerk

Why? Did you soil or pleasure yourself?

Quote from: eddie dean on December 30, 2013, 04:40:07 PM
A new GabCast 2.0 next monday 1.6.14
The rummors of our demise has been greatly exaggerated!

Nothing I said was inaccurate. It was my understanding that The GabCast 1.0 was cancelled.

The GabCast 2.0 lives for better or worse.

New show next week where we will be taking predictions that will be sealed in the Bell Family Vault once Art gives us the combination.

Quote from: MV on December 30, 2013, 03:33:53 PM
which one?  there have been several recently.

Can they all be considered fun when they end in an horrific crash.

There is no GabCast 2.0 tonight.

My view at night.

Quote from: Cynnie on December 29, 2013, 07:23:46 PM
My dog is high on morphine until he can have surgery on his acl ..the funniest thing the vet said was " dont worry , he cant get addicted "
Hahahaha! Even if he did ..unless he has connections as soon as he gets surgery the pill supply is stopped

Junkie dog.

Hope all goes well. Good to see you back Cynnie.

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 29, 2013, 05:20:10 PM
Heh mfers, Amtrak does not approve of your little obscene forum

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Ha ha.

Vicious but vaguely lovable mfers.

The GabCast has been cancelled.

4 zip.

One more to go until a clean sweep.

Aussie, Aussie Aussie.

Never been a fan of dead rubber games but this one has been a weird one. Would love to go 4-0 up. Should be able to make 200 runs on day 4 but the way this pitch is we could be all out for 150.

Decipher that post Americans. Go on. I dare you.

Is that the planet where Captain Kirk fought the Gorn?

Quote from: Producer-Paul on December 27, 2013, 08:16:16 PM
Well that was certainly a fun ride....

Don't tell me you just caught up now. You need an intense therapy session. STAT. Maybe that's what happened to Art. He tried to read too many pages at once. Did you not read the warning. Small doses.

Quote from: c337pilot on December 27, 2013, 08:32:59 PM
Chewmouse has been quiet. Is he winding down or is he playing Cat and Mouse with us??

If someone doesn't post in a 24 to 72 hour period they are either dead or at the very least winding down.

Life, work and family are no excuse. No post. No pulse. Wind Down In Peace.

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 27, 2013, 08:41:21 PM
Bart and Faulkie,
Your last posts are awesome!  Now we got us a ball game. Play fair. No sand in the eyes. And keep your hands to yourselves

No biting or scratching. Definitely no pulling of hair or hair pieces.

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 27, 2013, 08:36:36 PM
I believe this is Jazspeak for "not wearing any clothes."

Does a figure hugging see through loin cloth count as naked?

I like it Bob. I'm on vacation now so I'm pretty much 12 hours from New Years all day.

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 27, 2013, 05:57:34 AM
I will be disembarking a train that morning in the land of scorpions, cacti, and outlaws, where my superpowers are not limited by the nearly overwhelming strata of hipster gas which sullies the Cali atmosphere. With any luck I will be able to call in from a parallel time/space continuum for which I have reservations, situated on the illuminating edge of sky, mountain, and coyote laughter. So, if I do manage to get through, please remind me what we were talking about. Thanks.

No problemo.

I will be 12 hours away from New Years at that time so I will only be half drunk.

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 27, 2013, 05:33:37 AM
Naked

Do you even need the baoding balls then?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 27, 2013, 03:34:51 AM

I PM'ed him a week or so ago, and he replied. He's going to lurk from time to time, and may even post if something prompts him to, and he gave his reasons why he's dipped out of being a regular. Oh, he does wish everyone a Happy new year.

It's good to hear that he is not dead. That's my biggest fear when someone doesn't post for a couple of days. Anyone heard from Art recently?

Quote from: MV on December 26, 2013, 06:31:19 PM
looks that way, but i'm going to see about airing an hour early (4PM PST, 7PM EST) so i can make clearance for that evening's festivities.  i need to ask curtis if this is ok.  oh, hell.  he reads this thread.  will that work, curtis?  btw... this is all assuming i've fixed my audio issues which i have yet to actually investigate.

Nice. I'll have something to listen to whilst recovering with a hangover.

Quote from: Chine on December 26, 2013, 05:16:57 PM
Ha. Now I want Taco Bell.

Creative hashtag experimentation is fun.

I have only used them for work as it's great for networking.

Hey Chine tried to PM you back but the system says you're not accepting PMs.

In reply I think your ideas are fantastic and it would be great if you called in on the next show. We are aiming to do a live show this Monday if onan and Eddie are feeling better. I am on vacation but I brought the laptop and mic with me so I'm all set.

Quote from: bateman on December 26, 2013, 07:45:30 PM
"A hole's a hole." -Eleanor Roosevelt

Was she referring to putting into the wrong hole in golf? If it's a euphemism then best First Lady ever!

Quote from: littlechris on December 26, 2013, 08:18:09 PM
oops, didnt see ur post. i assume everyone else got a message from falkie as well?

I thought I was the only one that Falkie was sending private sweet nothings to.

Quote from: MV on December 26, 2013, 08:13:34 PM
i wish i could put this in the quote at the top of the forum.

Fucking BobGrau! That top corner quote should just be a link to his profile.

Quote from: BobGrau on December 26, 2013, 07:06:57 PM
Ozzies have the best verbal flourishes. "Quicker than a lizard drinkin" springs immediately to mind.

My favourite is "dry as a dead dingos donga".

Quote from: Chine on December 26, 2013, 04:31:28 PM
Brazilian female strippers are stalking me on Instagram!

What are you posting to attract their attention and when do we get to see them?

Quote from: Chine on December 26, 2013, 04:30:19 PM
It's funny and interesting if you hashtag #bellgab with #artbell

Haha

Well before Art returned I used to search for Art Bell on twitter to see if people were talking about him and the majority of the tweets were of kids in school in Art class waiting for the Bell or waiting for Art class to finish so they could go to Taco Bell.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 26, 2013, 04:21:03 PM
...and why we say aluminium, and you say aluminum.. and how I use decimal and imperial measurements, and you don't (as a rule)...and why your US gallon would be about $8.50 if you payed what we do for petrol (gas).

Also it's herbs not erbs.

Stupid Americans.

Quote from: Chine on December 26, 2013, 04:20:32 PM
Listened to the last GabCast the other night. I had wild
apocalyptic, natural disaster and such dreams. I was in LA...power out, earthquakes, all kinds of wild shit as you guys addressed.

That is all. Great show guys!

Ps Jazmunda, btw..it was me who tweeted #blamejazmunda during Free Art hysteria. heh heh

I will send you the bill for the damage to my house.

Thanks I'm glad you enjoyed the show. Listen often.

Quote from: eddie dean on December 26, 2013, 04:12:38 PM
We didn't hear the static on our end, your call faded a bit, then ended. I'm glad you got through.
I hope you can stay up late and call in again. We covered "boots" and" foot paths". Next time, I have some questions about "rubbers" and "knocking people up"!

Rubbers are Dingers and Knocked Up is Up the Duff.