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Quote from: wotr1 on January 02, 2014, 06:08:58 AM
A week back I was listening to the news and they were talking about a Kangaroo roaming Oklahoma and my first thought was (sadly) "I wonder if Jaz will be arriving to round up his new pet?"


Oklahoma Hunter Catches Kangaroo On Camera | Kangoroo In Oklahoma

I saw that on the news here when it happened but couldn't find any online link about it.

Quote from: onan on January 02, 2014, 02:11:49 AM
ok, I'll say it. She's a kid. It's part of her job to be stupid. Tomorrow, when you support her favorite thing, or buy her tickets to the best pop band, you will be the best ever.

It is funny to think face book is donkey dung, then take offense to anything written there. She's a kid, so what if you aren't number one. Wait till your jewels pick your scummy neighbor's kids for advice instead of you... then it hurts.

You sound like my wife. Stop being reasonable on this forum. Did you not read the terms of service?

Quote from: area51drone on January 02, 2014, 12:29:18 AM
Holy shit, she actually expects something from you after dissing you like that?  She'll get over it after you haven't given her gifts a few times.   I hope my nieces aren't the same way, but my wife takes care of the gift giving.   Then again, I don't know many uncles who are heavily involved in their nieces lives.   At least you care enough to try.  I suppose that should be gift enough.

I'm very involved in my nieces and nephews lives. I guess it depends on how close you are with your siblings. Distance and relationship wise.

Quote from: area51drone on January 02, 2014, 12:45:04 AM
So you fuck over the gabcast to go vacationing?   Shit, wish I was there.

I'm still here for another 2 weeks. 88° and sunny here everyday. Might have to do the next GabCast by the pool.

Metropolis by the sea

Quote from: McPhallus on January 01, 2014, 06:04:54 PM
Tsk tsk.... We all know what happens when we read too much into Art's posts.

Shhh! No one tell Fort Rock about this. The internet cannot handle the inevitable fallout.

Quote from: aldousburbank on January 01, 2014, 05:25:04 PM
She is a wizard in super cute lady camouflage. A danger to all mankind. But especially to me. Coming up on 26 years and I am more infatuated with her than ever. WTF?  This is the work of the devil.

We just celebrated 15 years. 9 married, 6 in blissful sin.

Quote from: eddie dean on January 01, 2014, 06:35:30 PM
Best quote so far this year!
Remember Valentines day is next month!
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I'm going to try my luck with this pearl of romantic wisdom tonight.

I'll report back later. I'm feeling lucky. Hope I get lucky.

Quote from: eddie dean on January 01, 2014, 04:48:46 PM
Men and women are from different planets my friend. Mars & Venus.
She will get over it.

Sometimes different solar systems and in rare cases different galaxies.

Quote from: steelbot on January 01, 2014, 04:31:41 PM
I'd second that +1 ( A lady...not Your lady Aldous, you know me better than that!  )

What wrong with AB's lady? Is she not good enough for you?

Quote from: steelbot on January 01, 2014, 04:25:20 PM
Anyone interested/watch the show over across the pond in the UK tonight?  I'll be finding it soon enough, and it premieres on pbs January 19th, 2014 over here in the states.  But you guys get the next 3 shows all quick quick, another on the 5th and 12th.  Just curious about if you thought it was decent episode no spoilers please 

I've been meaning to start watching this show. I'm assuming that you would recommend it?

Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 01, 2014, 02:06:44 AM
What does it meeeeeeeeeean???

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He also posted this one:

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(Some of the comments - laugh.)

I like the last comment on the predictions that Art will still not be broadcasting this year.

DING, DING, DING!

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on December 31, 2013, 11:41:10 PM
This just in from Art on Facebook:

hahahahahaha!

See you in one year, 9 months and 16 days Art then you can really show them who's boss.

Atop the tallest residential building in the Southern Hemisphere.

Quote from: Seraphim27 on December 31, 2013, 05:01:45 PM
I would also like to randomly add that "Chocolate coated jackboot" is my favorite name on this forum and makes me laugh every time.

And to keep it relevant:

Happy New Year, Art Bell! . . . Art?       ART??

Art's not here man. Neither is Dave.


http://youtu.be/rtDAK7Umk7A

Quote from: Gd5150 on December 31, 2013, 03:56:44 PM
Its not just social media, its the whole interweb, mainstream media, reality tv. Everything is designed to cater to peoples 3 second attention spans, and has a built in cliff hanger to keep you watching, or make you click on the link.

Examples are every news broadcast on every channel local or national. All their stupid "breaking news" scrolls. Or up next, car crash caught on video, then they use it for 30minutes to keep people watching before they show it.

Or the internet, just go to yahoos main page. Every single story is some bullshit "did you see what shes wearing?" story. Or "see what yada yada really wants".

At least with reality tv people know its not real anymore. Its all scripted by producers. People are paid to shock the camera, make the show get a dollar. Or worse, make the show, be famous.

Its all crap. I dont watch the news anymore. I have a direct link to mail.yahoo.com so I dont have to see their stupid front page.

The news is simply what a certain group of people want the larger group to think is going on. Perception is reality. Politicians working around to the clock to get us through the flavor of the week emergencies that are never really fixed. Ie abortion, minimum wage, the debt ceiling, war on terror, social security, border control, racism, inequality. Yada yada yada.

Thankfully we have George Noory to decipher what news is important.

Sorry I stopped reading after 3 seconds when I didn't see boobies.

I guess that proves your point.

Quote from: area51drone on December 31, 2013, 03:57:34 PM
I'm going to try to limit my checking bellgab to twice a day.

That's the resolution I already broke. Damn you MV! You're an enabler.

7 hours in I have already broken my New Years resolution.

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 31, 2013, 10:44:51 AM
Jaz,
Maybe you could sober up sometime this year and put a damn show on?

Getting woken up by your 2 year old at 5:30am on New Years Day will sober you up quickly.

Anyone up for a show?

Speaking of teenage girls and social media my niece posted a picture of one of her other Aunts and Uncles on the other side of her family with the hashtags #bestauntanduncleever.

My sister and I were pissed as we saw it as a dig at us and we are so much better to her and do more for her than they ever have. My wife tried to remind us that she is 13 and she doesn't realize what she was doing and not to be offended. She knew what she was doing. My wife wouldn't let me post a picture of my other niece with the hashtag #bestnieceever. No I'm not mature.

Not sure who I am angry at now my niece or my wife.

Speaking of my adorable kids, 5:30am is not an acceptable time to wake up on New Years Day. Just because you went to bed at 8:30pm and didn't drink or have a massive hangover doesn't mean you can get up even earlier than you usually do. No I don't want to have a fucking tea party or watch fucking Dora. Kids!

Quote from: MV on December 31, 2013, 02:02:31 PM
man.  facebook and the shit i'm seeing on there are insufferable.  the whole thing is a big celebration of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!  NOTICE MEEEEE!!!   LOOOVE MEEEEEE!!!  WANNNNT MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I agree.

In my circle of "friends" it's either look at me for the singles, look at us for the couples, look at my kids for the breeders and I don't know how to use this new fangled social media for the oldies.

I'm a breeder and am guilty as charged. I happen to think my kids are pretty damn cute and you must look. Sorry. Sue me.

Quote from: zeebo on December 31, 2013, 01:05:15 PM
Damn jaz done time-travelled on us.

I've seen the future in a pile of puke.

2 words; George Noory.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 31, 2013, 08:18:01 AM
All the best Jaz to you and yours. Be with you in ten hours or so.

You too mate. Have a drink for me whilst I recover from the inevitable hangover.

Happy New Year

I'm going to predict that Art Bell will not post once on this forum in 2014.

Quote from: bateman on December 30, 2013, 10:39:30 PM
See, that sounds like a great idea, but I don't want to be wearing a jacket like this in Penn Station...

You don't want to end up on the no ride list.

Quote from: bateman on December 30, 2013, 07:11:56 PM
Being cold. Even a little bit. I'm thinking of buying one of those Antarctic expedition jackets.

You need something like this:

http://www.webbikeworld.com/heated-motorcycle-clothing/gerbing-heated-clothing/jacket-liner.htm

Quote from: b_dubb on December 30, 2013, 07:20:59 PM
Yes you snide Australian devil

Happy to be of service. I will pay for the dry cleaning. Send the bill to mv@bellgab.com.

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on December 30, 2013, 07:12:57 PM
Can't it be both?

I certainly hope so otherwise we have failed.