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Quote from: guildnavigator on January 09, 2014, 07:24:50 PM
Just got back from the Taco truck, and lo and behold, who was it standing in line in front of me ordering eight Lengua tacos, but Art Bell himself. He took his order to stay, so I followed suit. We struck up a conversation.

One question led to another, and Art Bell proceeded to tell me and the rest of the patrons at the Tacos La Juanita taco truck the entire story of his Ouija Board Experience. He orated in such great detail that I noticed an elderly man nearby who was almost in tears as he clenched his hat in his hands, transfixed on the master storyteller before him. After finishing his story, the group of patrons stood up and applauded. Art Bell gave a nod of acknowledgement to the crowd as he bit into his last Taco.

The group of men dispersed, and the parking lot beside the truck was now nearly empty. Art Bell walked over to the trash can, threw out his empty plate of Lengua Tacos, and pulled out half a sheet of paper from his back pocket. He proceeded to wipe his hands clean with the sheet of paper. Then instead of throwing it in the trash, he simply dropped it on the ground and walked off around the corner.

I walked over to look at the paper because it seemed to have something written on one side. I was halfway to the garbage can when a gust of wind picked up and blew the paper to my feet.

"ART, PLEASE DO NOT WIPE YOUR HANDS ON THIS COPY OF MY BIGFOOT MAP. THESE BODIES ARE REAL IMPORTANT TO HISTORY AND BESIDES THAT, I WOULD NOT LIKE TO BE HELD LEGALLY RESPONSIBLE IF THEY ARE IN FACT NOT BIGFEET. STILL HAVE NOT HEARD FROM MY NEIGHBORS.  - BUGGS"

Underneath this was a map of Northeast Texas with a red "X" on it.

PM 4 deetz

Yeah but what about the tacos dude?

Quote from: onan on January 09, 2014, 08:47:06 PM
Looking at property in Bisbee as I type.

Dude, Bisbee. Call me.

Quote from: onan on January 09, 2014, 08:04:59 PM
I'm in NC, soon to be in either AZ or NM.

WTF? Dude, you're taking me up on the AZ/NM Burbank Compound Sofa Scenario AKA Operation Dude Ranch?

Quote from: Treading Water on January 09, 2014, 05:59:27 PM
Great news!  Great name!  Great granddad!

Hey, not great, yet. 

Quote from: b_dubb on January 09, 2014, 02:46:22 PM
Someone asked Pynchon about LSD.  His response was "Just say yes".  Or at least that's what my Baby Boomer professor told me.  Probably compete bullshit.  But a predilection for LSD would explain Pynchon's expanded mind.

Just Say Know

Quote from: Juan on January 09, 2014, 03:46:39 PM
It does appear that the Obama Administration has turned our nation manned space flight over to private industry.

Quote from: ziznak on January 09, 2014, 02:03:56 PM
I'll bet that tat is on the same arm he uses to spank monkies

The new school of thought is that you shouldn't spank them, time outs and other privelege consequences being the preferred choices. Unless they beg or offer cash.

Quote from: onan on January 09, 2014, 01:43:12 PM
Mondays, 7 central

AKA The Dick Joke Hour With Jaz and Friends.

Quote from: Quick Karl on January 09, 2014, 12:02:11 PM
You have serious emotional problems.

You have emotional serious problems.

Quote from: BobGrau on January 09, 2014, 05:48:32 AM
Up the road from me is a place called Tough... home of the "Tough School". A little further up the road is a place called Lost, with the most frequently stolen roadsign in Scotland.

Shit, getting lost in Tough or Lost would be some Tough shit.

Quote from: guildnavigator on January 09, 2014, 09:34:49 AM
Art Bell came down my chimney in the middle of the night and ate some cookies. Then he snuck into my room while I was asleep. He suddenly flashed the lights off and on while yelling "TURN DOWN YOUR RADIO!!!!"

I leapt from the bed, foaming at the mouth (as usual) and moved to strike him. When my fist was near making contact with Art Bell he disappeared in a flash of light.

I don't buy it, the part about you were asleep.  :

Quote from: Foodlion on January 08, 2014, 02:33:24 PM
Art got me pregnant.

Art asked me to silence Foodlion ($), and raise the child as a proper Catholic/Mason. I am open to competing bids from athiests, Scientologists and followers of Nordic Gods.

Quote from: jazmunda on January 09, 2014, 03:33:18 AM
I would pay good money for that porn. This is coming from a guy who has an unblemished record of never having paid for porn in his life.

So you performed in all those movies for free?  Aren't you guys unionized?

Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 08, 2014, 09:33:31 PM
AWWW! Congratulations!! 

Beautiful name!

   

In addition to my own 3, I have a "taken" son who is just that, a son to me. Today he had his first baby, with the sister of my other son's fiancé. I am a grandad for the 4th time. A little girl, Kezia. 

Quote from: Bart Ell on January 08, 2014, 08:23:04 PM
I didn't mention it because I didn't even think of you idiots again until I logged in here and saw all the private messages asking me who was behind it. Here is the cut & paste I sent to everyone that asked.

Everyone was pretty much laughing at how you went into meltdown mode and pulled everything down and felt the need to call in.

All you really are is a slimy self promoter who is trying to get his dick into a couple of slump busters by investing in them. I guess the sexy part of the whole sexy ghost hunters must refer to the ghosts you are hunting and not the ones doing the hunting.  When a guy sitting in his filthy living room has more views of his videos than you do then you should see it is time to cut your losses now and do something a little more honorable, like Nigerian e-mail scams.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on January 08, 2014, 08:08:23 PM
That stuck out like a sore mustache.

Heh

Quote from: jazmunda on January 08, 2014, 03:56:36 PM
I agree re: a phone conversation however add another 2 people to a phone conversation and things can get messy.

JaztheMunda, always with the sex heh.

Quote from: ziznak on January 08, 2014, 12:09:31 PM
I loved Jordy's reading rainbow series.  When did he get his eyes fixed?

Reading Rainbow Remixed | In Your Imagination | PBS Digital Studios

Found this comment posted here:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jan/7/legal-pot-in-dc-proposal-allows-for-6-plants-per-h/

Syntax and dryness seems off...

Eddie Coyle
• 3 hours ago

You have to be careful on basing your views on just your own experiences. You could put a pile of coke or a bale of marijuana on my table, I won't touch either. Addiction is as addiction does.There is no "gateway" drug to addiction, addicts just find their way to it. Having said that, yeah fighting cocaine trafficking, meth labs, etc is a worthy fight, but the overwhelming majority of pot smokers are just average Americans with the same need for a mild buzz as the millions who have a couple drinks each day. For the overwhelming majority, that is it. So taking a realistic view of marijuana is not a surrender of any kind, it is just common sense, and a better using of your resources elsewhere.

Quote from: Sambo on January 08, 2014, 10:15:09 AM
I dig voyager as well. It kept close to the same model as tng

With the consistent subtexts of "honor" and devotion to duty (as in TNG), Voyager tends to focus more on the concept of "The Quest", "home", and friendship.

I am not a big Trek dude but I enjoy Voyager. 7of9. The final episode(s) are the best time travel weirdness conundrums ever IMO.

Quote from: jazmunda on January 08, 2014, 12:37:26 AM
I've read this post 3 times and it may as well be written in ancient Sanskrit.

It's Modern SandScript so you need to read it on the beach, upside down.

QuoteDo I need to be high to decipher this ab?

You need to decipher it to be high.

Quote from: juanelo on January 07, 2014, 11:13:20 PM
I saw art Bell in the market "Albertson" yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like pizza rolls in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the pizza rolls and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each sandwich and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Then he gave her 200$ and told her that he was goin to pay for my groceries and then told the cashier to keep whatever was left. Then Art turn around Wink at me and left

Wow, that's weird. The same thing happened to me today.

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on January 07, 2014, 10:45:23 PM
Last one, then I'll, umm, be (ahem) ... Done.

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Take this you bastard!

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on January 07, 2014, 10:45:23 PM
Last one, then I'll, umm, be (ahem) ... Done.

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I'll be done, twice.

Quote from: Ruteger on January 07, 2014, 08:58:42 PM
You have to be mentally ill to be a Democrat. Everything these diseased animals have advocated has been proven a detriment  to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Well, except for the free condoms.

Quote from: jazmunda on January 07, 2014, 10:39:12 PM


One more.

Probably the only redhead I'd fuck. Sorry Curtis.

Die
Under
Please

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on January 07, 2014, 10:15:00 PM
Yeah, I know...

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I'm begging you man... Stop... It hurts...

I think many would be surprised by what little hassle the ab has being the dude, with no funky paranoia-ness or deciet. Flew next to a pilot last night who shared the flight details on his iPad, whilst I ate fortified cookies, swigged heinikies, and bullshat through the flight. Dab equip in carry on, check. Reinforcements below check. Hassles, zero. I could tell you lots of interesting stories, the usual point being that kindness, humor, straight-eye looking, and confidence are my bestest safety devices, spiritual insulators, and guardian angels. Other than standard common sense procedures, not having anything to hide means you don't have to.