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#7502
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 10, 2014, 03:37:44 PM
#7503
Quote from: aldousburbank on January 10, 2014, 02:25:24 PM
Publicly exposed shaved heads. Put a cover on it dickears.
Sorry the Ziznak.  :-X
#7504
Random Topics / Re: Facial Hair
January 10, 2014, 03:12:12 PM
Quote from: ziznak on January 10, 2014, 03:08:55 PM
btw I'm half rubber duck and sport 2 pairs of glasses.

Which half?
#7505
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell Quits Dark Matter
January 10, 2014, 03:10:46 PM
Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 10, 2014, 10:04:31 AM
Somehow you guys manage to turn every thread into MasturbationGab.  :P
Keeps the hands busy.
#7506
Quote from: jazmunda on January 10, 2014, 02:43:59 PM
I knew you would say that.

My only worry is that if it's the guy who I think it is then it is probably laced with horse tranquilizer and god knows what else.
Need a light?
#7507
Politics / Re: Christie: did he know?
January 10, 2014, 02:53:22 PM
Quote from: West of the Rockies on January 10, 2014, 01:11:52 PM
MV, who among the "true believer conservatives" DO you think genuinely has a shot at winning?  Santorum?  Palin?  Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Bobby Jindal?  I am not political expert (obviously enough), but I think that any of these people would be akin to when Jesse Jackson was mentioned as a possible candidate.  Might make a small slice of the base happy, but win a general election?  Not in this century.
The admittedly, likely unelectable Gary Johnson is my man. Too fucking cool. Have met him and also have my personal reasons why he's earned my respect. Therefore, unelectable I guess.  :(
#7508
Random Topics / Re: Facial Hair
January 10, 2014, 02:48:26 PM
Quote from: jazmunda on January 10, 2014, 02:36:34 PM
I think I want to keep it. I just don't want to look like a conspiracy theorist.
Ah, disguise. Good one.
#7509
Random Topics / Re: Music
January 10, 2014, 02:35:58 PM
Ok kiddos, get ready to watch how it 's done. (Back in my day) Rock and Roll was never s'posed to be about selling shit. What you will witness here is the real thing, complete with white-fros, shirtless amped up guitarists, polyester outfits and frilled shoulders, with enough testosterone to raise the Titanic. Stand back boys. The ladies need my help dancing...
(Oh, and turn up the volume please.)


http://youtu.be/wiEy3nbmjd4
#7510
Quote from: West of the Rockies on January 10, 2014, 01:36:06 PM
I think we can all agree, yes, that a jacked-up pick up truck is the true indicator of a small penis, yes?  ;D
Publicly exposed shaved heads. Put a cover on it dickears.
#7511
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Saw Art yesterday
January 10, 2014, 02:22:19 PM
Quote from: Mels-hole1984 on January 10, 2014, 02:16:25 PM
You leave Dick out of this!
Where have I heard this before?
#7512
Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 10, 2014, 01:18:54 PM
What do you think we should be doing that we aren't doing already?
Have you seen Idiocracy?  Ok, my idea is that we find some intelligent people to reprogram modern culture, turn this spaceship around toward edifying values, knowledge superseding education, a healthy biosphere replacing a monetized one, and the concept of humanity's quest away from the childish and banal, toward galactic discovery of our greater common selves. This would fix the whole desire to explore new worlds as it would be a primary and common planetary educational endeavor. While this may sound farfetched even to me, it's good to have goals. Does anybody want to sign up for my newsletter?
#7513
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Saw Art yesterday
January 10, 2014, 01:14:33 PM
Wait, this thread is making me have some brain thinkings. Has anybody ever actually seen Art Bell and Chuck Norris together at the same time?
#7514
Quote from: b_dubb on January 10, 2014, 01:02:13 PM
Jeri Ryan had a lot of pressure on her to keep her weight down.  While the rest of the crew were wearing costumes with padding Jeri was forced into a leotard.  I hope she has an acting gig now where she can eat.  BTW - I suspect that 7 of 9's space melons were real but I don't know.  A guy can dream right?
I always appreciated her 9 at least as much as her 7s.
#7515
I've always thought that we should spend freely in the search for intelligent life on earth. Or has somebody already thought of that?
#7516
Politics / Re: Christie: did he know?
January 10, 2014, 12:58:45 PM
Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 10, 2014, 12:55:40 PM
Two years is an eternity in politics.
We're all so so so fucked.
#7517
Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
January 10, 2014, 12:57:46 PM
Quote from: West of the Rockies on January 10, 2014, 12:53:44 PM
Bats are absolutely essential to our ecosystem.  Yes, they carry rabies, but they do so much useful good.  Bats are your friends!  I love "the bat hour" when they all appear in the darkening sky.  My daughter and I go out in the summer to enjoy the show.
I think we effed up when we went to aluminum ones though.
#7518
Quote from: b_dubb on January 10, 2014, 12:35:53 PM
The Ferengi were just an obvious vehicle for commentary on 80's materialism and greed.  Not a complete deal breaker for me but certainly not subtle.  That was a case where the writers were bludgeoning the viewers with their perspectives.
I know. Worse with 7of9's space melons, bludgeoning my eyes and pushing the whole 90's augumentation lifestyle
#7519
Politics / Re: Christie: did he know?
January 10, 2014, 12:49:05 PM
We're all so so fucked.
#7520
Random Topics / Re: "The Hand of God"?
January 10, 2014, 12:47:59 PM
Quote from: FightTheFuture on January 10, 2014, 12:26:18 PM

Awesome image!

Made even more enjoyable by the fact that one hot little FNC meteorologist presented the image



I just want to hike the whole state if Pennsylvania right now in a very bad way.
#7521
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Spec Sheet
January 10, 2014, 12:30:24 PM
Thanks Juan. I am looking at that info- it makes my head hurt. I often wonder what the deal is with for example, Coast's bumper music. Since it tends to run over 20 seconds, is premiere paying BMI or whoever to play whatever the mood strikes them to?  Small change goomba podcasts, really, how much of an issue could it be? (hoping!) How about when Art played all of Stairway To Heaven? Do you think he has prior agreement/payment or did he just play it in spite of, and cuz he's the fuckin man?
#7522
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Spec Sheet
January 10, 2014, 11:51:31 AM
Ok, serious questions that I have for the Spec Sheet. This goes back to a few weeks ago when someone suggested an Aldous/GuildNavigator music cast. Well, the fact is that previous to that I contacted the Guild to ask if he was interested in doing a music/magic/call in style program. MV, MudKing, Bateman and others kindly offered tech advice and encouragement and I am in the process of acquiring some of the equipment they suggested would be useful. Wanting to make this live, as I really believe in the magic of shared music and group moment mojo, and am somewhat experienced in the traditional, primitive means of creating this. But I am not a tech dude.

So certain mix equip, mic, dedicated sever unit (for doing live programming) are all on my list. But what I really want to know is- How can we play music without violating whatever performance use regs?  Can you play bits of tunes, if do how long?  Can we register/pay fees to use them?  Running a regular program like that, which is not all music, but is about music, would seem to me to be a postive PR resource gor the artists. Does anyone care?  How can we get this done and make the world a weirder place, with Guild's assistance?
#7523
Quote from: jazmunda on January 10, 2014, 04:55:43 AM
Not yet. I'm a little nervous. I feel like a teenager. 2 years out of the game has turned me into a pussy. I don't know why. I toked almost daily for 20 years before that. Guess I don't want to fall off the wagon.
It's called getting back on the wagon and having a great ride. Gittye up!
#7525
George, Valdez's reports are infinitely more informative and entertaining than your sucky little reacharound radio show tragedy. You rock Mr. V! You suck George!
#7526
Quote from: jazmunda on January 10, 2014, 02:42:58 AM
I haven't toked since Feb 2012. I found this today in a vacation apartment shared by my mom and her two sisters and their families.

Do I dare? Think of how high I'd get after nearly 2 years of abstinence?

That is one sad little buzznango there bro. Did it go swimming in cold waters?  If my momz left me that little thing I'd take it personally.
#7527
Quote from: jazmunda on January 10, 2014, 06:39:54 AM
Ha Ha. The poor Aussie flag was being double teamed by the USA.
Don't act like you didn't like it.
#7528
Random Topics / Re: Facial Hair
January 10, 2014, 07:28:28 AM
For me proper grooming is a geographical affair.
For south of the equator I go old school-


North of the beltline I go with standard issue, garden variety California grooming apparatus.
#7529
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 10, 2014, 07:12:56 AM
MV Quits CoastGab thread?
#7530
Random Topics / Re: Why do canadians "taste" better?
January 09, 2014, 09:11:57 PM
I dunno, you guys must not be eating the same Canadians I've sampled cuz I thought them on the bland side, with a tofu like consistency. To each his own ay?
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