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Still, a wise man told me, the more beautiful the goddess, the more dangerous the curves. Wait, I think it was the other way around. Anyway, that wise man was single so,
WTF were we talking about?

Oh yeah gum!
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I like gum. But I hate when you can't decide which flavor. So I bought three. Because that's one more than two and it rhymes with... anyway, hoping I have satisfied the desires of my object of infatuation and that my boots are not put outside the front door of the hogan in the morning cuz that's traditionally how these types of deities let you know your candy ain't sweet enough, yer shit ain't shining, and you better make your ass rare.

...and good for you!
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Yeah the chocolate is pretty good, 76% cacao, plus... you know.
But really really, it's hard to beat brownies.

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Back in the PRO Caleeforrnia for a moon. Took the fam to see our newest little niece (the 1st daughter of a couple we are very close to), Juniper. She's a sweetie. Her momz told me that on the way to meet us for dinner they were at a red light and a van next to them was bumping it obnoxious. But then the passenger, looking over at the sleeping baby in the car next to them, hurried to turn their ganstacrap down. She said she gave the dude a smile. I know, this should be in the Things That Bring Me Joy thread.

Speaking of which, The Mrs, being some kind of ancient heathen diety albeit disguised as a cute little lady, must be appeased and lured with appropriate offerings of rare or shiny things and sweets. So I stopped at a candy shop. I hope you allz don't mind if I post a few pics of what's for dessert.

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So good...

Quote from: BattyBrooke on January 11, 2014, 07:21:20 PM
I am, quite literally, crying laughing.

We are a simple bunch. But good looking.

Quote from: MV on January 10, 2014, 10:31:17 PM
wow.  i made a thread that people are actually posting in.

Well I seem to remember a GNS thread that was a thing for a while.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 11, 2014, 01:56:18 PM
Stand back everyone, I'll handle this.

That sort of thinking is what led to Nazi Germany.  Godwin.

Why do you hate Escher?

Have you guys been to a mattress rodeo lately?  I get all keyed up when I haven't been in the saddle or at least gotten lassoed or bucked off for a while.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 11, 2014, 01:41:05 PM
I knew you were going to say that.

I knew that you were going to say that he was going to say that you were going to say that.

Quote from: The General on January 11, 2014, 12:11:00 PM
I am in the process of making this podcast a reality.  It will be a guitar technology podcast.  Anything relating to the building, maintaining, hot rodding, repairing, or restoration of guitars will be discussed.  This has been my profession for many years, and I think it will make an entertaining podcast for guitar players, other guitar repairmen and builders, and maybe even a few non-guitar people.  I'll be interviewing manufacturers, repairmen, pickup makers, etc.  I will also take calls and emails to answer your guitar tech questions.

Want to participate?  You can call the show and leave a comment or question for me to use.

757-774-8482
which is also
757-77-GUITA(r)

If you prefer to email your question, you may submit a question for the podcast  here

I hope to have the first episode ready soon. 
It will be available through UFOship.com, itunes, etc...

Luvz me myz gitarz! Let's roll!

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 11, 2014, 09:23:26 AM
I knew what you were going to say before you even said it.

Quote from: (Redacted) on January 10, 2014, 07:47:49 PM
Oh, and don't you dare enjoy  a n y t h i n g!

Except in your mind
Smoke and be free

http://youtu.be/kzXNdLVZs3k

I saw Art yesterday on the train. I said, Hey mang where you heading to ese?

Vegas, he said. But this train don't go to Vegas, I said.

No, but Vegas will come to this train, said he.

Next thing I knew he blurted out that he had to hurry because he had a show to not do. Bolting out a cargo door he and ran off into the ocean of the desert.

Quote from: b_dubb on January 10, 2014, 07:07:43 PM
Yoga pants and hot chicks. Yoga pants and fat chicks not so much.  Like a sack of leaves.  Eww.

I fucking hate yoga pants. Except when The Mrs is wearing them. Then I totally love yoga pants.

Quote from: Quick Karl on January 10, 2014, 06:52:15 PM
Only a Civil War can restore this Country to it's rational principles - there are just too many parasites in our communities and government.

When a home is infested by vermin, they tent the home and gas all the vermin.

Dude, are you Syrias?

Thank you!

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 10, 2014, 06:52:50 PM
I didn't ask why you thought we should seek out [other?] intelligent life.  You said we should be spending more to do so, and I wondered what we would spend it on.  What program or idea isn't already being funded?  There's even a collaborative effort on the Internet to perform one type of search using unused CPU cycles on your computer.  Are you participating in that?

Oh I get it. I haven't hooked up with the SETI thang on the computer cuz I'm pretty convinced that's a unicorn hunt on the radio frequencies. However, I have used my own CPU (Controlled Psilocybin Use) to seek out and make contact with alien intelligences. They told me to man up, quit with the shrooms, and to come back here and make some funny, so

My collection of 40-some tribal commemorative silver coins. This is reverse side of the Comanche coin.

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Stupid weed laws. Eff them all!

For years, Alaska was the only state where marijuana was legal, following a 1975 Alaska Supreme Court decision that allowed adults to possess 4 ounces of pot and grow 24 plants. State voters criminalized the drug in 1990, but that law was overturned in 2003 by the Alaska Court of Appeals. In 2006, the state legislature approved a new law criminalizing pot.

I guess I got into The Mrs' wine again 'cause here be my boys doing the coolest shit ever-

http://youtu.be/BKJ8pZHqjNE

Quote from: Quick Karl on January 10, 2014, 05:08:39 PM
I've NEVER watched that show but I LIKE that girl!

Ainsley Hayes. Worth watching in season 2.

Quote from: wr250 on January 10, 2014, 05:02:05 PM
shes in frozen Rhode island. i know you aint there as your a warm weather critter like i.

Yeh, cold is so annoying. But wait, I thought you wuz a penguin?

http://youtu.be/VEgCp6qqxik

Quote from: wr250 on January 10, 2014, 04:51:32 PM
sisters-in-law that bitch about their married boyfriends

Tell her to stop her bitching or I'll drop her cold.

Quote from: c337pilot on January 10, 2014, 04:46:16 PM
Last night I was at the bunny ranch and I saw Art there. When I left the ranch, Art gave me the clap.

You also?  Fucking two timer!

It is annoying unto me when I post a bunch of stupid shit in a single day. As if I had nothing better to do. Wait... fuck!

Quote from: ziznak on January 10, 2014, 04:34:11 PM
they look a lot alike... where can one find mail order brides like these?

The happy hunting grounds my friend, the happy hunting grounds.

Quote from: ziznak on January 10, 2014, 04:37:00 PM
Ahhhh... "wantonI really thought this thread was about the soup too.... now im not so hungry

I thought this thread was about getting with about 13 ladies simultaneous like. Don't knock it 'til you die trying.

Quote from: onan on January 10, 2014, 03:59:01 PM
Yeah, it is probably 2 years away. But seriously looking... cash on the barrel head.

Barrel heads can be found cheap there mi amigo. I have cousins...
Your train disembark is Benson, or as I refer to it, lovely historic side of the interstate Btown. The Earps used to keep the place clean but now it's up to us guys and our cousins. Problem is, most of what's bringing down property values there is our other cousins corriendio grifa, gentes, y todo modo de chingaderra.

Quote from: Morgus on January 10, 2014, 04:23:40 PM
All my dear old mom left was a lot of old 78rpm Polka records -

GTFOH, that's awesome!

Quote from: jazmunda on January 10, 2014, 04:11:49 PM
Are you the real aldousburbank? I'm used to more cryptic answers from you. For example, the real aldous would have answered by saying Dope instead of Nope.

Does the Pope Dope in the woods?