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Quote from: MV on January 21, 2014, 04:42:25 PM
i'm going to make sure we get a show in this week.

I'm going to make sure pigs can fly the week following.

I think I am
Therefore I am not
I think

Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 21, 2014, 06:52:43 PM
I'm going to add "adventurer" to my resume and title too.

It's a tough job but somebody has to do it. The pay isn't always all that but the benefits rock. There's no retirement plan but you probably won't want to. The hours are long but the days are short compared to office cubicle days. There's no clothing allowance but you don't need much. And there is no vacation, unless you want to take a job and relax for a while. But the continuing education requirements are, well continuous. And as long as you don't fail the drug test by peeing clean it's like civil service- you've got a job for life. Currently hiring. Contact #myinnerfreekfreely for more info.

Quote from: FightTheFuture on January 21, 2014, 01:00:16 PM

That would be classic.

I was thinking LMH. With some laudanum, she`s good for at least 2 hours.
If we`re realllly lucky, Tommy will put a secret door show together! A true fan favorite!

Schplit format too would be by me welcomed!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 21, 2014, 11:37:55 AM

Remind me again what I shouldn't forget...

I spaced it.

Quote from: expat on January 21, 2014, 08:39:19 AM
George: "So, in terms of UFO incidents, how do you rate this one Paola?"  [He always mispronounces her name 'Paula']

Paola: "In the top ten ... he's a military man ... his credibility is INCREDIBLE!"

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 21, 2014, 08:46:28 AM
Thank you very much...I'm now an old fart, and can leave piss stains without being embarrassed any more...Some light relief from the onset of senility.

That's when it's time to start the party! (Before you forget)

Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 21, 2014, 10:36:24 AM
The next time any of you want a (recent) show just holler at me and I'll upload it for you.

Your avatars are always impressive 27.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 09, 2014, 07:56:16 PM
I hate Google fuckin Glass with a passion, but I think it could be a transformative technology in the lives of Deaf people.

And the blind cuz they won't know how ghey they appear to others... or, but, and...

Quote from: expat on January 21, 2014, 08:39:19 AM
George: "So, in terms of UFO incidents, how do you rate this one Paola?"  [He always mispronounces her name 'Paula']

Paola: "In the top ten ... he's a military man ... his credibility is INCREDIBLE!"

No! No! No!


I can't even read the reviews of your sucky little show anymore Georgle

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 21, 2014, 08:36:10 AM

Sorry; but I ws sleepy..anyway, it's my birthday today..It's okay, Jaz forgot.. Last time I cup his balls.

Happy birthday old chap!

Quote from: wr250 on January 21, 2014, 08:24:45 AM
guns are banned by law on us school property, (we see how well that works dont we), thus there is no weapons training in skrools here. when i was in school (back in the bronze age i guess) we had a rifle club and archery club. archery was taught in gym (Pys ed) as well. now everyone is terrified some kid might go off and go on a shooting  spree or something. the original us revolution is barely mentioned today,and the founding document gets a pass in schools.

We had a rifle range at school and used to plink cans with .22s on the walk through the desert to school and put them in our lockers when we got there. No prob. We handled our own sex education pretty well too.

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on January 21, 2014, 07:43:37 AM
I love how we evolve as adults. When we're teenagers, a teacher could say "I've had sex with one woman, and we always did it the normal way--but only after we were married-and you should do it the same way" or conversely the teacher could say "Well, me and the wife are bored with swinging. So I'm going home to spank my wife until she's sufficiently horny, then I'll call her a cunt while I tie her arms up on the bed while I pour blue food coloring on my dick and scream about how I'm going to fuck her smurf-style" and it comes across exactly the same to a teen: you're detached and not relevant to what they're experiencing. But when we're adults, we act as though we actually remember, in our low-testosterone or menopausic state, how it was to be a horny, inexperienced teen. You're lying if you think you do remember being that way, or even understand it. You don't. It's more than memory, there's the sense of newness and hormones as well which you no longer have.

Yet from our aged position we think we can "inform" and "understand" teen sexuality. Um, no, you can't. As a man, if the first thing you think about is a cup of coffee in the morning, then you have forgotten your teens. If the first thing, as a woman, you think about the work day awaiting you rather than who likes you and what the other girls are saying about you, um, no, you forgot what it was like to be a teen girl.

Yet we foist our experience on these kids and think it's going to be relevant to them. No, it won't be until they're 30+. What we need to do is what we used to do: scare the fuck out of them regarding sex and hope to Christ they don't get knocked up or knock someone up until they're at least old enough to realize what it implicates.

That's not what we do. Instead we tell them to enjoy themselves and give them posters that talk about how cornholing might be safer and how putting a condom on a cucumber actually teaches something. Yeah, that's going to work LOL. And it hasn't. We've been trying that method for years and they're still having babies and screwing up and society hasn't improved as a result of that method. So why do we push further?

Scare them, don't empathize with them. Scare the absolute shit out of them even if you have to lie. They'll understand why we did that when they're adults and dealing with their own kids. You do not have to tell a kid the truth about sex. You just have to convince them that it's dangerous at their stage in the game.

I am arguing with myself over how much I agree with and appreciate this post. Strange start, nice unpacking. Well thought out. I win. I like it!

Quote from: zeebo on January 20, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
Maybe we can turn lemons into lemonade.  See we take all of Snooron's lame bumper music, mix it up with some of his dreadful emerging artists, then sample in some Nooryisms e.g. "How-ow-ow are yew-ew-ew" or "It's jusht ama-a-a-a-zshing-g-g-g" and so on.  Then we put it out as an anti-neighbor cd and maybe even sell it pre-loaded on over-powered mp3 players as a kind of self-defense mace competitor.

Weapons grade Noory. Not a bad idea.

Apparently Eddie's been found in some sleazebag Phoenix motel, or maybe I'm making the last part up. Either way, i'm getting ready to board the GabTrain here.

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I was raised an honest to goodness socialist, now somewhat of a socially liberal conservatarian. Just got finished doing some that I enjoy every year on this day- watch the MLK I Have A Dream speech. It grounds and rebalances (rekindles?) my childhood sense of civil fair play and justice. The eloquence and felt presence of the language isgoid fir my heart. To think that we all have the potential to think and speak and dream this way... Some years I weep when I watch and listen. This is one of them.


I HAVE A DREAM... MARTIN LUTHER KING - August 28, 1963

Quote from: onan on January 20, 2014, 12:28:32 PM
Why are you breaking my balls?

If they're not fixed, don't break them.

Watched Tropic Thunder with The Mrs last night. She thought I was great in it. She especially appreciated how Kirk Lazarus says the word " Burbank" in one scene. Who knew?

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Falkie, on the MK-Ultra thang. Yes, quiet weapons for silent wars. The only battle American civilians have been witness to, for over 50 years, unknowingly. To say I'm interested in the subject is like saying I'm interested in California- I'm not, but you and I are both in it brother. Drugs are a part of it, but only the tip of the iceberg. It's about consciousness, what we give attention to, what we ignore. This battle is only won by knowing there is one. I have been an insurgent for some time, which does not make for pleasant conservation. As cheezy as "They Live" is, it is a comical introduction/metaphor to the fact that we're so much psychic fodder on an electro-sub-conscious battlefield.

And for those of us who've learned to read the code and/or have dyslexic propensities, it is disturbingly ironic that A R T is implicated in the pogram's acronym. Heh.

Quote from: jazmunda on January 19, 2014, 03:48:46 PM
Gladiators, grown naked men and Turkish prisons

Well then...

Quote from: The General on January 18, 2014, 11:31:53 PM
the only thing that
is raging through the night now
is my shoulder pain

The General scores in the Top Right Corner!

Quote from: jazmunda on January 19, 2014, 03:39:54 PM
I hate the ones that are so loud you get a heart attack in addition to them waking everyone in the house at 2am.

Fucking porn 

Quote from: (Redacted) on January 19, 2014, 03:17:33 PM
From a double-wide
Came the greatest radio
Our world ever heard.

Ding!

Quote from: jazmunda on January 19, 2014, 03:34:39 PM
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I am no longer on vacation so I apologise if I sound a little pissed off. I will however be skipping an hour of work to do the show so there's that.

Say hi to your mom for me.

What's the show aboot?

Ok, I was just Quick Karling. Fenders are dangerous weapons in the right hands.   

Quote from: (Redacted) on January 19, 2014, 02:07:33 PM
A pipe found on Mars,
Looked like a big bong to me.
Aliens smoke pot?

Dear Miss Redacted
How do you think they got there?
The ET I mean

Quote from: The General on January 19, 2014, 11:47:06 AM
Exactly.

Although I am devout in my own beweefs that Gibson saves, and Les Paul is her only true prophet!  Strat/Telecaster posers are going to guitar hell where Eric Clapton reigns, except for Hendrix, who shall escape the twangy bonds of Fendergatory, 'cause he's the man and junk.

Hey The Jazthemunda,
Is the swelling down yet?
Got the sand out of the crevices?
Munchie attack passed?
What then will be your cause for jacking everyone around tomorrow?

Quote from: The General on January 18, 2014, 11:31:53 PM
the only thing that
is raging through the night now
is my shoulder pain

This some funny shit
The General has spoken
Laughing my ass off

Dan TSX?
Whuh hawpen?