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Quote from: Tarbaby on January 25, 2014, 09:32:23 AM
That exchange was confusing to me too. Maureen said "gringa su madre" which to me means "stranger your mama". But gringomisio quotes Maureen as "chinga su madre" which I can't even translate here.

Maureen, did you understand my first post to gringomisio? Because I guess he's from Peru? And you're in Mexico? I go to Mexico now and then (Zihuatanejo and Ixtapa) and I think maybe Peru Spanish is slightly different? As is  Uruguay, etc.

Hits Buzzer
What is Spanish?

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 25, 2014, 07:59:45 AM
Can this site support two village idiots?

Currently 3, not including me. yawn...

Now that a majority of Americans support legalizing marijuana, I'm pissed.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/majority-of-americans-now-support-legal-pot-poll-says/

I want reparations for my brothers and sisters being harassed, disenfranchised, disemployed, fined, and jailed for all these ignorant, dark, and prejudiced years. Oh, I don't know, a few billion dollars maybe, preferential hiring, priority airline boarding, free doritos for life, jail a cop day, mandatory weed growing, and etc.  Yes, there will be more stoners and fucked up stoner stories for a while just like when you hold your farts they make a bigger noise in the end. Fuck you jack-booted war on vegetable thugs and all that have supported, ignored, and profited from your enforcer bullshit. Let my people grow you pussy loser tight assed motherfucking haters. And pay up assholes!

Am I kidding?

Quote from: b_dubb on January 01, 2014, 09:05:52 PM
"Only puny secrets need protection. Big discoveries are protected by public incredulity." - Marshall McLuhan

Quote from: zeebo on January 24, 2014, 05:15:41 AM
Before I tuned out of this dud I had to laugh when the guest asked George "Name something you'd really like to do" obviously cuing him up to say something reasonable like "make more money" or "lose weight" or "win a karaoke contest" ... but Noory being out-of-sync as usual totally misfires with "I'd like to ... go to the moon." 

Oh dear, she didn't expect that one, and you could almost hear her mind wondering how she could realistically use that as an example, that somehow she could help this oaf get to the moon.

Then he went on to compound the hosting error by going off-topic further, talking instead about how at least you can get back from the moon but those folks who want to take a one-way trip to Mars, I mean who'd want to do that?  Would you?  Sigh.

Heh
Heh heh
Whutadik

QuoteConjuring Happiness/ Quantum Thinking

Conjuring Thinking/ Quantum Hipness

Quote from: bateman on January 23, 2014, 10:30:07 PM
What is this, Chicken Soup for the Soul?

Souless Soup for Chickens

Quote from: jazmunda on January 23, 2014, 08:49:55 PM
Miley Beavers has to already be taken as a porn/stripper name. Has to.

Jaz Bieber
Miley Munda

Quote from: bateman on January 23, 2014, 07:00:42 PM
Goddamnit, I want an ocelot.


http://youtu.be/bgESYBNesGU

Was very lucky to see one while varmint calling once in S AZ. I've got another weird cat story- saw an African Serval also in AZ. Ask me sometime.

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on January 23, 2014, 01:55:25 PM
is there a way to get a low-fi version of the podcast?  100mb/show is a bit excessive for those on dialup/bandwidth metered

And for those of us with fingers in the air for WiFi reception on our string/can crystal radio handheld talkbox homemade mobile units.

Chicken blood covered mask seized at border.


http://azstarnet.com/news/blogs/police-beat/article_c6e697cd-ff03-587c-b91d-c9378b0efc2a.html

English.

Quote from: ksm32 on January 22, 2014, 09:59:34 PM
This is just a bacon thread.

Fuck bacon, I'd eat people if it was socially acceptably. As far as my fellow Canadians go about 1/3 of you are watered down socialist pussies. The tofu kind Aldous mentioned but he's a vegetarian so I'm confused as usual.

xoxo

Ah, success!

Quote from: BobGrau on January 22, 2014, 04:48:39 PM
Are we talking War on Drugs, or...

I hope so. For the safety of the Indonesian people of course. That way nobody gets hurt. A golden opportunity to showcase our anti-drug artillery, obliviating the evil substances but leaving Indonesian minds and bodies intact, opening a new market to American Pharma. Who said war has to be a bummer?

Quote from: onan on January 23, 2014, 05:07:06 AM
[norry voice] ya know Noah, I always wondered, where did you keep all the fish in your ark? [/noory voice]

Noah's Submarine duh.

Quote from: WhiteCrow on January 22, 2014, 07:00:38 PM
Bart Ell is careless with data, makes all sorts of causal interpretations of things without any real justification, has a way of combining disparate ideas that don't seem to hang together, seems to show a sort of pride in its own biases, gets into all sorts of sniveling speculation, and then makes no effort to test out its speculationsâ€"and that's just the short list!

But that's what I like about BE.

Quote from: The General on January 22, 2014, 06:32:36 PM
I think it's important for you to get a guitar that you are excited about.  Don't buy something on the recommendation of somebody else if you are not excited about the guitar.  You won't play it if it doesn't float your boat. 

The General- this is so true. I had an acoustic that was pretty but eh with the desire to play her. Once, while attempting, I decided that this was not MY guitar. Never really played it again. Recently, one of my sons walked up with a nice case holding a guitar I really like and said here dad, happy birthday! I'm starting it up again now. (The Mrs and I used to play and write together, and with a group.)

Nice guitar. Nice kid.

Quote from: onan on January 22, 2014, 06:14:40 PM
I am not a complete novice, I was playing lots of 70's music... just rhythm though.

Dude, did I play bass with you in Albuquerque as Dave and the Nuthuggers? 

Quote from: b_dubb on January 22, 2014, 05:17:20 PM
Were going to watch the Super Balls? err Bowl?

Which Super Bowl?  The one I'll be pufficating or the one I'll watch if you pay me 50 bucks?

Quote from: HorrorRetro on January 22, 2014, 12:08:04 PM
Not sure, but my husband is being sent off again to somewhere he's never been sent in the past 18+ years he's been in -- Indonesia. I have no idea what that's about. It came up rather unexpectedly. 

Ding!

I found one of these in Sacramento. I had no clue what it was. My buddy did the investigating and found this. http://deaddrops.com/
What the hell does it mean? Is it useful? How can it help us bring peace and harmony to the world or at least, have some fun?

Quote from: ItsOver on January 20, 2014, 03:48:00 PM
"Herd."  A word that should always accompany Roseanne Barr.

I herd that.

I just found out that one of my special forces buddies is back in his least fave hot zone. Fuck, what are we up to now?

I listen live or to the replay daily because they are so damn funny it makes me leak a little- http://armstrongandgetty.kste.com/pages/podcasts.html

Yeh, themz and Imus, every day baby!

Quote from: jazmunda on January 21, 2014, 10:11:22 PM
On the next episode of the GabCast, aldousburbank will psychoanalyse (Redacted) whilst they are both high.

We took care of that in private. Next.

An article about an old friend of mine, written by an old friend of mine.
http://tokesignals.com/in-praise-of-stephen-gaskin/

One of the most beautiful songs that rock ever produced, best listened to with a hooter and some wine.

http://vimeo.com/57637143

Quote from: jazmunda on January 21, 2014, 09:30:18 PM
Does it say Wendy?

A young man in love  decided to have his girlfriends name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was WY. Shortly after the couple was married they went to Jamaica for their honeymoon. One day the man was in a bathroom and standing next to him at the urinal was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis.

The young man said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?"

The Jamaican replied, "No, Mon, mine says, 'Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day'".

Boom Tish.

Fucking Jaz.

Quote from: jazmunda on January 21, 2014, 09:11:53 PM
I thought you were a vegetarian.

And kosher. 

Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 21, 2014, 08:17:12 PM
People who get red lips tattooed on their necks.

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Just stop.

Mine is where it belongs. You know.