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Quote from: ziznak on January 27, 2014, 05:30:27 PM

got that "librarian" look.... no basement rape for her... do it right at your computer desk/kitchentable/bed/tv stand

The Joy Of Librarians
Dewey Love Them And How!

Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 27, 2014, 06:42:47 PM
So, he'll be talking about weed?

It's been done.  See last week's GabCast. Yawn...

Quote from: ziznak on January 27, 2014, 05:32:06 PM
ah sit.... aldous is on the shrooms again

Or are they on me?
Wait...
Ok, and what of it?

My Monday meditation, emptying what's left of the mind, cuz I know that Jaz will try to Eff with it. Guess what mood I'm in today platypus boy?[attachimg=1]

Quote from: ziznak on January 27, 2014, 05:15:32 PM

She's a little hottie fer sure.

Quote from: Birdie on January 27, 2014, 05:03:05 PM
We still have the giant rolling paper that came with the Up In Smoke record. Wonder if it is worth any money? I imagine most of them were used...

69 bucks. Send to Aldous. Hurry!

Quote from: jazmunda on January 27, 2014, 02:17:47 PM
That's because she's a mute.

Huh?

Quote from: jazmunda on January 26, 2014, 05:55:38 PM
The GabCast will air LIVE on Monday at 5pm PST/8pm EST.

Listen LIVE and chat at ufoship.com

If you have a question for Aldous for the Ask Aldous segment then please either call at 5:40pm PST or 8:40pm EST or PM eddie dean, onan or myself and we will Ask Aldous for you.

If you have something you want to get off your chest in relation to this morally questionable site then please call on (602) 399 7131

Please no tech or guitar related questions.

Say hi to your mom for me.

Are you guys going to allow humor tonight or will you continue with all your serious?  I hope so. Just got back from traveling in the past and racking all Jaz's old girlfriends. She didn't say to say hi.

Quote from: Tarbaby on January 27, 2014, 12:19:20 PM
I don't know if I've ever seen anyone with hair like Rense. Except maybe Harpo Marx.

Louis XIV?

Came across this old pic of me as a black child.

Quote from: Tarbaby on January 27, 2014, 12:03:36 PM
I tried getting into the Rense show YEARS ago and quickly tired of it. Havne't gone back. Must have been over 10 years ago or more. I think it was before Art left the first time. Rense is pretty glib but not much substance there and he seems disingenuous. Phoney, even. But maybe I was too hasty. Nevertheless, I couldn't take any more.

If only George had Jeff's hair.

Quote from: dortmunder on January 27, 2014, 01:30:34 AM
NOBODY messes with MY man!

Don't worry Dortmunder. It's nothing. George is a confirmed Lesbanese.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on January 26, 2014, 06:57:50 PM

What do you like about George?

I like his mastery of the english language, or whatever it is he's speaking. Also, I really appreciate it when he "reads" the news because I can never understand what he thinks he's saying and it makes me care even less about what's going on in the world. Also, love his rug and the way he stands up for our right to medicinal turmeric and venus fly trap. 

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on January 27, 2014, 04:46:50 AM
So Dr. Neimroff searched for Comet ISON and Pope Francis. It could be that these things were not important to err time travelers. The travelers would try to warn us about important things. If neither of these events were important they wouldn't warn us about them.
However something unexpected, such as the 12 monkeys, would be something they would try to warn us about.
You would have to search for anachronisms.

Dude should've searched for Bieber's monkey or Miley's smiley 'cause that's what we time travelers blog about. Also, they should have searched BellGab.com. Here's an artifact for their search- Pope Aldous I.

http://www.saintstupid.com/

Quote from: Nova on January 26, 2014, 06:24:18 PM
Just trying to make you feel young again

Boom!

Quote from: steelbot on January 26, 2014, 09:04:02 PM
Better than brushing a wig on an asian doll head, or making out with it either... SO if a taken out of context gif's brings you that much joy, go watch full videos of casio - they'll have you dying.

Or get laid  :

Quote from: jazmunda on January 26, 2014, 03:22:47 PM
She's MV's foster-mum from when MV was a teenage runaway/hooker. She got him off the streets and cleaned him up and got him back on the right path with god. They reunited after 15 years apart to create MVRTW. After all that he fired her for some on-air remarks she made but now claims she is just winding down. She has been offered her own show on the Keith Rowland Dark Matter Network but MV had taken out a court ordered injunction preventing her from broadcasting.

Everything I just posted was a lie or was it?

Lies, all lies. MV originally slipped her a micky to steal her away from the Mick backstage at a Stones concert in Toronto in the 90's. Had it not been for the Ev's intrepid nature she might have never escaped the dungeon MV timeshared with the Steven Seagal. At least that's her story.

Quote from: ziznak on January 26, 2014, 03:44:27 PM
I used to like take whatever pills I happened to find when I was drunk back in the day... ya know last week?   but yeah I remember once this chick gave me some sort of reuptake inhibiter that started with a P.  it made my vision blurry for a while which I thought was "cool." 

But then I didnt get a boner for like 3 days... i was 18 years old.  These drugs that fuck with yer serotonin and other brain chemisty levels have got to be like next to smoking crack.  Like yer shit has to be severely fucked up to want to take something that turns you into a bonerless zombie.  not worth it

Please send me some of this.

Quote from: Juan on January 26, 2014, 03:45:44 PM
So, one should put the lid down before flushing?

After you leave the bathroom.

Quote from: onan on January 26, 2014, 03:43:45 PM
I am sorry you had an unscrupulous doctor. I too several years ago was hit with clinical depression. I don't talk about it much but it was more than overwhelming. Compounded by guilt for not being man enough to walk it off, losing my job, and straining my relationship with my wife.

For me, several medications helped me back to "normal" life much more quickly than just talking would have done. Not to say that talking isn't part of the process, because it is.

I want to talk about which medications.

Quote from: eeieeyeoh on January 26, 2014, 03:31:54 PM
Gosh, changed again, and pretty also. However the wings do seem paranormal from my memories.

Pair of abnormal I think.

Being so manly, it's hard for me to apply skin lotion. Instead, I consume daily whopping tablespoons of virgin coconut oil throughout the winter. It seems to help maintain the epidermical suppleness I desire while leaving the manliness intact. Also I'm convinced that it helps with energy levels and brain thinkifications. It smells and tastes good too, great in oatmeal and
what were we talking about?

Quote from: Unquenchable Angst on January 25, 2014, 07:23:30 PM
I just had an adventure. I was given  a flight to Trinidad. First they flew me to NJ then to Dalas then to Trinidad. I was on planes for 14.5 hours. Took me 3 days to revover. Coming back I was flown to Toronto where the customs tore up my luggage 3 times, kept asking me to admit to some wrong they wished me to have committed. Then they hadcuffed me and hauld me off to detention. I refused to eat the breakfast the next morning as I usually only have coffee for breakfast. Then I asked them if they had checked on my flight to SC and they put me on a flight to Ohio that afternoon a day early over the schedule I was on. I finally got home Wednesday night. They told me in Canada that they were going to have HSA come visit me. and that I shall never be allowed in Canada again. A friend dropped by last night and asked me to look at my passport. It had never been stamped in Trinidad. No Canadian nasty either. I had watched weather channel in Trinidad. Oddly it never showed Temperatures in Canada but had Temps. for every place else.  It was quite an experience. They wanted to keep me till I pooped 2X so they could be sure I was not running drugs. I asked for a laxative to get it over with but they then told me that I would die if I took laxative on top of having drug balloons in me. I said lets do the laxative then and  I will be dead or you will have some serious apologizing to do . They handcuffed me and put me in detention facility. I asked to get my own soap and toothbrush. They tore apart all by bags again.They would not let me have the bicarb.of soda I had in a film can because the can was not clear. They took samples of my toothpaste, mouthwash, alcohol I had for my ears. They got pissy over my Qtips being in an old camel cigarette metal tin. Damn I guess they a priming themselves  to being the Gestapo of the Great white North...eh.

That'll teach you to travel with shit in your bowels.
Welcome back.

Quote from: Ruteger on January 25, 2014, 03:48:46 PM
Imagine the sky is not blue
Imagine grass is not green
Imagine 2+2 does not equal 4

Imagine all you want, but it will not change reality.

Don't change reality all you want, but it will not change my imagination.

Quote from: HorrorRetro on January 25, 2014, 04:49:50 PM
I got my chicks today, two Ameraucanas and two Cuckoo Marans.  If all goes well, we should have eggs in about 5 months.

So, the chickens come first?

Quote from: onan on January 25, 2014, 04:47:36 PM
85 people have equal wealth to half the population of the planet.

69 people have equal fun to half the population of the planet.

Wow.  This thread doesn't fit my head yet. I can't tell if you're all dudes playing dudes playing dicks like me or

I'm gonna drink wine, pet a dog, feed the cats.  You guys play nice.

Quote from: guildnavigator on January 25, 2014, 03:24:36 PM
She's using a hollow plastic finger that slips over a digit on her right hand, it's usually a thumb. Each time she makes a fist, she's got the plastic finger in the left hand, she's shoving the silk into the plastic finger and then slipping it on her finger with the last shove. Notice how she suddenly has spaz hands everytime the silk disappears. This is so you can't see that she's got a large plastic finger on her right hand. Then she hides her fingers behind her waist.

http://www.themagicshop.com.au/products/VanishingThumbKit.aspx#.UuQrBHg760c

Fucking Guild

I've mentioned this before but my bro, Kid Squidd broadcasts Kid Squidd's Mystery Jukebox every Saturday from my Home Pueblo of Tucson.  He's on right now.  Best ecunemical DJ preacher ever!
Smoke and be free my friends!
www.kxci.org

I think Aldous should drop dead around the country as he's on the "if you can't make them laugh freak them out" train tour, see who can find and post them first. I'll PM the dude who plays the dude to see what he thinks, but he usually doesn't.