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Quote from: Paper*Boy on November 03, 2015, 12:42:39 PM

When you called Patty, what was it that you apologized for?  I guess I've forgotten what she's upset about

Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on November 02, 2015, 07:50:08 PM
Blah ha ha ha ! !
The goof-balls are using HTML 4.01 Transitional Document Type Definition (DTD) for a mobile audience.
At least they're not using cookies...     ...yet. (Probably don't know how to code them.)
It looks to me like most of it is hard-coded too, and sloppy code at that.
Christ it's simple HTML/CSS Leo. Can't even get that right, eh? Microsoft-IIS/7.5 server ? That tells me everything I need to know right there.
Take a look at the errors on his page. A couple of minutes would have cleaned this up. Whomever built this has no understanding of HTML/CSS. This is truly laughable, but mainly scary for the simple fact that there are thousands of, eh hem... , 'coders', out there doing the same thing, with just enough knowledge to be dangerous. This...,I haven't seen anything this bad since trying to help a fellow classmate that was just beginning to learn HTML.

Good one guys...  NOT !

Quote from: eyenoeyeno on October 29, 2015, 08:38:50 AM
Fuck

Quote from: WOTR on November 01, 2015, 02:29:24 PM
Since when is employment a means to independence?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 01, 2015, 11:21:11 AM
High waisted underwear is so under rated...I think so anyway. Here's another example.

Quote from: VoteQuimby on October 31, 2015, 04:06:46 AM
I've been watching Bob Ross for days, I think I need help.

http://www.twitch.tv/bobross

Quote from: analog kid on October 30, 2015, 09:39:34 PM
I've done psilocybin easily more than 30 times. I picked and ate a shroom that was growing in my front yard once. They were everywhere you looked here at one time.

I don't remember hallucinating all that much though, really. It was a lot of excruciatingly lengthy introspection. But I'm convinced that I would be more screwed up had I not had those experiences. I'm a mess of a human being, and the end game doesn't look pretty, but I have a gene pool full of people who are far worse off.

I think I'm having a major depressive episode right now actually. I can't remember being this depressed in a long time. It'll work itself out though.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on October 30, 2015, 03:24:13 PM
    The "I have no regrets" bromide.

    John "Kidneys Between Eyes" Boehner pulled this nonsense today. Yeah, this dickhead cries at the rate that most of us breathe, and he's got no regrets? Fuck him.

Quote from: chefist on October 28, 2015, 06:19:49 PM
Ours were STK...Scott AFB, Illinois...Air Weather Service...climate models occupy a LOT of space!

I'm lucky down here as I live next to the largest pecan groves in the country! All the pecan I want and the best price!

Quote from: chefist on October 28, 2015, 05:24:23 PM
Shitty day...fuck it, I"m getting drunk...

Quote from: effluenza on October 28, 2015, 03:04:42 PM
What's the gabcast? I haven't been here too long to know everything and everyone.

Quote from: ponyboysunset on October 28, 2015, 06:49:31 AM
The shows have been excellent since the beginning but I have really enjoyed this week. And Bill Birnes will be awesome. I have listened to him since back in day, and like the way he tells stories. Tomorrow morning at work will now be fun because I have that to look forward to.

Nice job Redcated and Art!

And Nancy you should absolutely gush about your husband. That just shows a solid relationship

Quote from: gabrielle on October 27, 2015, 06:16:14 PM

The only funeral pyre song I know is the one by the Jam.  How about calling the show Dead Air...and still playing Bowie....?  Dead air and ashes seem to go together well imho.  Actually, any combination of the above would work well.   

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 25, 2015, 09:48:04 AM
I have never found a user so objectionable that the thought has even crossed my mind about blocking them. I have seen plenty of boring posts that I wish I hadn't seen, but nothing that would make me want to ignore them. It's a fact of life on here that there will be those who are more irksome than others, but you ought to rub along and not give them the chance to bother you. You don't have an 'ignore' button in the outside world, so why should you on here?

I apologise to all of those I have just offended and who are no doubt clicking 'ignore' as we speak,

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on October 24, 2015, 08:13:56 PM
   If I may be so bold...(1) a tight pussy (2) loose shoes (3) a warm place to shit.

Quote from: trostol on October 23, 2015, 06:57:44 PM
just to put my 2 cents in of everything but Art's place..i am watching original Star Wars

Quote from: Noorynoid on October 22, 2015, 09:59:45 PM
monitoring ashcraft, #1 suspect...

Quote from: Laurakinch on October 20, 2015, 09:39:52 AM
Listen up you dumb motherfucker. You know I work for the DMV. Then how the fuck do you think you can get away with telling all these lies? You are obviously too mentally deranged to have a valid DL besides any supposed physical disability you claim to have. If you were suspended on medical grounds all you need to do is fill out the first page of this form:
http://www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/wcm/connect/f92586ac-be7a-456b-af31-b35acc029982/ds326.pdf?MOD=AJPERES
take it to your doctor, have them complete it and return it to the address at the top. Once received the DMV will contact you for an appointment to discuss it with a hearing officer.
NO fee is required to reinstate your license from a medical suspension.

I no longer work for the driver safety division but a good friend is the manager for one of the Bay Area DS offices. I won't say which one in case you show up there, and I hope you do. How I wish I could be a fly on the wall in the hearing room when you talk to the DS officer. I already know how it would go. You won't be able to keep your stupid fucking mouth shut. All the bullshit you spew will turn your case from a physical medical suspension to one on mental grounds. Good luck dipshit.

Quote from: Robert on October 22, 2015, 09:11:07 PM
For a long time I thought Rush Limbaugh's then-alleged narcotics addiction was a publicity stunt.

Quote from: b_dubb on October 22, 2015, 01:39:54 PM
What an unmitigated doucheturd this man is.