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Quote from: onan on November 20, 2015, 08:31:23 PM
Who wants coffee?

Who wants coca tea?

Quote from: eyenoeyeno on November 20, 2015, 02:31:33 PM
Is this stupid fucking shit really happening?

No

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on November 20, 2015, 02:03:55 PM
Don't you have a harem somewhere to please?

It's my night off.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on November 20, 2015, 01:53:00 PM
Fuck off.

I hear you saying to fuck off.

Quote from: henge0stone on November 18, 2015, 04:56:48 PM
The problem with that is your are left with basically nothing. If Billy can't even tell what was changed by the MIB then none of the evidence is valid because it all could have been tampered with, making none of it valid.

Quote from: MichaelHorn on November 18, 2015, 04:46:18 PM
Hysterical! You're asking some warmed over, self-loathing, puff pastry, pseudo tough guy, couch potato, whiners, losers, clowns and various other assorted omniimpotent wannabes

Quote from: MV on November 18, 2015, 04:37:39 PM
do you guys know who would be best to debate horn?

Quote from: MV on November 18, 2015, 04:31:08 PM
could someone tell me when malliard's fecal stain of a podcast airs?  thanks.

I think it's on at half past a monkey's butt every other Turdsday which doesn't follow a full moon and the dish ran away with the spoon.

Quote from: cweb on November 18, 2015, 09:28:29 AM
Feral humans? Yessss.

I'll watch the X-Files episode "Home" to prepare.

I might actually put on clothes and come in from the woods to listen to this.

Quote from: albrecht on November 16, 2015, 08:40:52 PM
Listening to an old Art 1996-07-05 and he is reading a fax from a listener Rick in Reno bitching about Assad and discussion about a "blood moon" in another segment. I swear it is like a decade hasn't even happened. Art back on, in fine form, and still same kind of subjects are going on!

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Quote from: GravitySucks on November 16, 2015, 11:43:18 AM
Women

...and the way they leave their sexy undies scattered around my room leaving me to figure out which are whose.

The most hopeful and frightening thing ever is when my children behave like me.

It's always the day before tomorrow.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 14, 2015, 01:44:22 AM
So at this late date, whom would I get to replace her ?

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on November 12, 2015, 06:48:24 PM
Why in the world would you have nude pictures of Patty?

Terrorism.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on November 12, 2015, 10:48:53 AM
I only wish the joke went on longer.

<insert that's what she said>

Yipee kai yay!

Quote from: BellBoy on November 09, 2015, 06:14:14 PM
EDIT: I also shook Evil Knievel's hand, when I was ten (at his house, for dinner, with his brother and my dad)

I met the Knievel when I was about 13, and also saw him jump into the Snake River Canyon.

Quote from: ShayP on November 09, 2015, 05:39:10 PM
10 bucks just gets ya in the door! 

Front or rear?

Quote from: gabrielle on November 09, 2015, 01:16:30 PM
That's not what Santa says!!!

Yeah well that dude's been coked up since the 50's.

The Richard C has a show? Why?

Quote from: chefist on November 09, 2015, 12:34:19 PM
many use ziplock bags for ease of transport and release onto the cooking surface...

I wish you kids would keep your smut pics out of the cooking thread. People are trying to cook and junk.

Quote from: gabrielle on November 09, 2015, 12:53:26 PM
But snow is fun fun fun.  Have you ever been snowshoeing?

Snow is the deadliest white powder.

Quote from: jazmunda on November 09, 2015, 04:33:56 AM
The third episode of * Podcast Not Included will start an hour earlier this week to accommodate Jaz's busy schedule.
@ 4pm PT / 7pm ET

Listen Live/Chat Here: http://www.podcast.solutions/listen/

Call:
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See you there.

Ok, but on what the crap day?

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on November 08, 2015, 02:56:34 PM
Suffering begets introspection begets growth.  Life has always been about the suffering, and if it isn't you're not living!  Hopefully Falkie is finally starting to question his behaviour.

Buddha wept.

Quote from: Dateline on November 08, 2015, 11:48:19 AM
Since all of the show producers have originated from Bellgab for those show slots on DMN, who will be producer on Falkie's new show, if it is picked up? 

Casio. Definitely.

Quote from: Claudius on November 08, 2015, 11:37:26 AM
Explain how ISIS advances the United States' strategic goals and our national security policy?

http://youtu.be/8y06NSBBRtY


http://youtu.be/jMnLHmTXjgU

Quote from: brig on November 08, 2015, 09:49:26 AM
Thank you Ms. C.  I already did, and cannot find where Hoagie betrayed Art.  Could you splain how Hoagie betrayed Art to me, and who owns the DMDN?  Is there one owner, or a group of investers? (and if so, who are they)?  I like to know who I am supporting financially.   I had mistakenly assumed it was Art that owned and controlled the DMDN.

Somewhere in the Crydonia region of Mars a huge alien face is shedding a tear.
What's the over/under on The Other Side Of Butthurt doing it live on Monday?

Quote from: bateman on November 07, 2015, 07:23:09 PM
It reads like autopsy notes now.

We have ceased the rescue portion of this operation and are now focusing on search procedures.