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As his term as President draws to an end - Bush takes time to play golf with some Iraqi veterans.

Quotewhat a pointless existence.  i don't know why people insist on bringing him into the world.

Geeez - that's what they say about me!

Sad

A panel of eminent Cal Tech scientists told a hastily assembled Pasadena news conference that there is no scientific evidence to support the existence of Art Bell.

"Despite countless reported sightings," Ed Walters, a CalTech specialist in paranormal science, "Art Bell is no more real than Sasquach, space aliens, or the Loch Ness Monster."

The most recent Art Bell sighting involved two Nevada women who claimed that Bell "beamed them up to the 'mother ship' for a several days of sexual experimentation," Walters told reporters. "Further investigation that the person they thought was Art Bell was actually a retired Greyhound Bus driver, and that the 'mother ship' was actually a double-wide trailer 62 miles outside of Reno."

"People, there's no such thing as Art Bell," Walters concluded. "I hate to burst your bubble. But despite all the descriptions we've received of a man with dark hair, grey at the temples, big, aviator-like glasses, and a rumbling basso profundo voice, Art Bell is just a figment of the collective imaagination.

"The more interesting question is why so many Americans need to believe in an Art Bell in the first place."

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I'm proud to have the honor to be the first to post here and say... I Like George Noory.
The shows ratings have gone way up since George became the host.
In my book, George is a First-Class act.