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Quote from: Element 115 on August 15, 2020, 07:12:48 PM
Fluffy was hit by a truck today and is now hiding under someone's porch.  George needs help for vet bills once he can get Fluffy back when Fluffy stops hiding.

Falkie hasn't figured out that the old "need money for kitties" scam doesn't work anymore.

"Kitty hurt need vet bill money" is a new variation of the old scam but it won't work.

I come in here every few weeks for a chuckle. Chefist is right though, all of the action and adventure of the classic Falkie Channel is gone. Hardly any drama anymore with the "Circle of Trust", Callen's Legion, Falkie secretly reading the thread and calling us names on his videos, etc.

Now there is just older grifter Falkie being Falkie always trying to run the same old scams that no longer work and him bitching about it.

I took a "Senda break" for a few months, come back and it's same old same old with George.

"He lost his rent check" and needs money for the cats --which belong to other people who already feed them.  :

Quote from: Dateline on November 08, 2017, 01:41:00 AM
I found or thought of a new part-time job for Falkie.  It will be fun and he will contribute to society.  No applications needed, and no interviews required.  Falkie can be an anonymous sperm donor. 

There could be Falkie twins and Falkie triplets and more multiple Falkie births.  He can even YouTube it!

Jump on it Falkie and donate, now!

As long as he can "plunge the toilet" in a gas station bathroom then he's good. 

Quote from: Norm on July 19, 2017, 11:23:36 AM
Just got word a few hours ago from my source that 'Orangey' has retained legal representation. Apparently Newport smoking man, currently being held at Contra Costa County jail has confessed to Martinez Detectives that the missing iPad was buried in Anthony's catbox and that Orangey was an accomplice.

I smell fish....

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on July 11, 2017, 02:16:54 PM
It's also evidence, considering all the maladies he claims to have

Oh yeah, His "right knee has cartilage broken in pieces behind the knee " and he "walks with 2 canes".   


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK2VYu-RraI

Quote from: damon on July 10, 2017, 07:57:57 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrEbeA-se6U

Hmmm...of course Falkie has an Alexa, I wonder if it would call 911 when he is beating Kathy sweet Kathy is sleeping and gets bruises on her face ??

Quote from: Here We Go Again on July 11, 2017, 09:00:28 AM
Ever think YOU are the problem? Ever think you bitch, whine and complain about everything because YOU fail to grasp or properly handle something? No doubt, people are fed up with you. With good reason. There are reasons medical professionals do what they do -- and just because you want them to do what you DEMAND doesn't make them wrong.

Mind your place and learn to keep in line like everyone else, OK? Life lesson to be learned: You are not the center of the world's existence. You are part of it and maintain that role. Then you might -- might -- see things work out better for you. Fair enough?

Quote from: damon on July 10, 2017, 09:16:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neFpeYkYkGU&feature=youtu.be
the world famous falkie video

NOOOOO...I missed it, After 100s of crap Falkie videos, an awesome one and it got pulled before I could see it.
Did anyone copy it ??

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on July 07, 2017, 03:04:25 AM
That he does ..it was my turn tonight to play the grub card.. Makes one wonder..What you have done to our Curious George ... The  hatred he has..

Spill   tell all. 

Falkie has serious "Mommy Issues" and issues with women. He truly believes that Heather Wade is paying MV and all of us to attack him. Her assistants in this endeavor (whom he has named repeatedly) are Brig, Laura Kinch and Ibby hence the insane venom.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 06, 2017, 03:26:42 AM
Very good.   Two packs of ribs, sausage, chicken pot pies and busted glasses.  All is right with the world.    :

Doesn't that idiot listen to his doctor ? "When suffering from Gastroesophageal reflux disease, Foods that must be avoided include coffee, alcohol, chocolate, fatty foods, acidic foods, and spicy foods."

Ribs, sausage & pot pies won't cause acid reflux, that's crazy talk.  :

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 26, 2017, 02:34:30 PM
Using Falkie logic.
Jalapenos can cause his ulcers to flair up and if it gets bad enough he could die from it.
So had he devoured the entire pizza in one sitting then death is a possibility.
Therefore  he was sent a potentially deadly substance.
Remember, he did call a toy spring loaded glitter bomb a potentially deadly incendiary device.

Dummy doesn't realize that rule #1 in Negligence lawsuits is showing injury !!
He didn't eat it, so no injury thus no proper claim.

If you ever find a mouse in a coke can, drink it, get real sick, go to ER, get medical records and THEN go to Shyster lawyer, otherwise no injury, no case, no money. 

Quote from: Falkie2013 on June 23, 2017, 08:18:13 AM

Hasn't anyone realized that Falkie is too stupid to figure out and use a non-Apple product ??

While a nice gesture, the Kindle will either end up in Kathy's grubby hands or be pawned and I'll bet $1 that Falkie will resume begging for an Ipad any day now.

Quote from: Fallen Seraph on June 21, 2017, 01:17:15 PM

https://youtu.be/PP9SVOdFiBw

Heather Wade's master plan is coming along well.
Falkie is crazy, why would anyone sneak into his apartment and steal his Ipad to get him off Youtube ??

Quote from: Fallen Seraph 😔 on June 21, 2017, 10:27:13 AM
If I could afford it, I'd send Falkie a Sonicam 360-degree immersive VR webcam so those of us with HTC Vive headsets and such could be RIGHT THERE in his living room with him during his videos. Then we could each pick up JUST ONE THING off the floor. Then he could find his mailbox key and his iPad. We could all be clean in mind, body and soul and live happily ever after.

He'd just pawn it like he has anything else that is worth something.

Brig is right in that he really needs to have a caregiver assigned who controls all of his money. You know, I'm concerned about old Anthony Senda. I think I might call Elder Care in Martinez to check on the poor man and his wretched living conditions. 

Quote from: Meatie Pie on June 20, 2017, 02:09:20 PM
If MV's cams are still operational it should be easy to identify the perpetrator.

Falkie, it was that cat food stealing racoon !!

Quote from: Falkie2013 on June 20, 2017, 11:10:59 AM
I wonder how much Heather Wade or MV paid her to turn on me ?

Falkie, wouldn't you love to know ?? 

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 20, 2017, 11:33:14 AM
again, George revealed his astute ability to handle his TAXPAYERS AND SUCKERS money...imagine PAYING $1000 for a $300 iPad !!

OR he bought a top of the line Ipad PRO with 256gb of storage (about $1000)  ---only the best for Falkie !! 

Quote from: Pilgrim on June 20, 2017, 11:27:25 AM
Yeah, that's me. I'm a turncoat traitor, a PILGRIM and some other stuff, which made me laugh. (That's a compliment to George.)

Time to repost this and welcome to the "Sewergab Hater & Troll" Club !!

Quote from: Damon the most awesome person on June 14, 2017, 06:05:29 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk6vTpYVkjk

That's like watching the Hoarders show. It's fascinating to see people live in their own filth but it still makes your stomach queasy. 

I wish there was a camera because there is always the "hoarder freakout" when they start freaking out about throwing out trash that they think are treasures. Guaranteed Falkie will freak out about throwing out some urine encrusted old magazines that he thinks are valuable. 

Quote from: Jackstar on June 14, 2017, 10:51:40 AM
Did you eat live oysters on the beach and then have outrageous sex atop driftwood by the light of a full moon? Asking for a friend.

Well we went on a transatlantic cruise to Europe so yes on the oysters (and Paella in Spain --yum), yes to lots of sex and no to the driftwood, that'd cause splinters and be uncomfortable.

Oh and no, my wife wouldn't get the appeal the Falkie thread has for all of us. 

Back after a few months break, got married and had an awesome Honeymoon.

Now I'm back and I see that the Falkie thread is still the same and Falkie is Falkie-- as clueless as ever and the same POS grifter that we all know and detest.

Quote from: ©StarrMountain® 2010 on April 14, 2017, 11:09:54 AM
The medical term is; Severe Disintegrating Disc Disease.  There is no cure.  I have been dealing with this condition for many years.

This past year, it has been getting a little more difficult to deal with, so I've started using a cane.

My mother has that Starr, so I know what you are going through. It is terrible and she is in pain all of the time. She couldn't lift 25 pounds if her life depended on it and you probably can't either.

As usual, Falkie is BS'ing and if he isn't careful the Fates are going to give him the conditions that he claims that he has !!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 11, 2017, 04:59:28 PM
Seraphim - here is said update.   No need to worry.

You notice that it is OUR fault that his place is a pigsty, filthy and made him sick ??

Quote from: Seraphim27 on April 11, 2017, 05:25:58 PM
It's all good. You do you. Apologies for my hormonal outburst.

I live alone (unless I'm helping my mom take care of my dad). I probably always will. I have a face that could best be described as "unfortunate."

Seraphim,

As others have said, life is what you make of it. That you have empathy and care about others makes you a million times better than Falkie who is a sociopath who only cares about himself.
I encourage you to get out and meet people like yourself. I personally went through a nasty divorce 5 years ago, dated for a few years after that, got tired of the BS and said forget it. Then early last year I was at my favorite local pizzeria, it was busy and sat by a lady reading a good book that I had read before. We started talking which turned into a 1st date and we were married last weekend. I always joke that she is the female version of me and we love each other for who we are, no BS, no pretending, no games and since we are both in our 40s, don't worry about looks so much.

The point is that there are lonely guys out there just like you. Make friends, have fun, live your life and you may meet the right person for you like I did.

Roswells for finally cracking and getting banned.

Quote from: brig on March 31, 2017, 09:59:49 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_bMXLcvFj0

There is nothing better than classic Falkie. In this video he drinks, shows his gut, his size 58 shorts and scratches his butt.
Plus his whining about all of us always causes a chuckle.  Also, he says "I love Paperboy" and "I will never ask for money again".
Finally as always "this place will be immaculate once I feel better".  He also admits that when Art Bell was on Sirius, he scammed Drone out of a radio that "should have cost $30 but ended up costing $90". Only the best for Falkie.

I wish Falkie would rejoin Bellgab and get back to being the old Falkie. 

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on March 26, 2017, 10:38:16 PM
I never knew that a George resides in the third most expensive place to live in the U.S..
No wonder he is always short of cash.

Quite coincidentally of course it is also the place with the highest amount of benefits for scammers and grifters poor disabled folks like himself with the least amount of documentation and scam checks and they don't question people of honor and integrity like Senda & Kathy.