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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace! Anything
August 26, 2020, 04:56:39 PM
I've been considering posting exclusively on ElGab for some some time now for the following reasons:

There are too many serious head cases posting on BG.  It's not that these people do not have a perfect right, within limits, to share their twisted perceptions and fantasies.  The problem is there are no limits on BG and they are all free to offend and abuse as they see fit.  In too many instances the posts amount to verbal weenie waiving or a bid for attention through the use of language and commentary that is intended to shock.  This is not just a distraction and a waste of time to most but it cheapens the dialogue and detracts from the enjoyability of BG.  It's not surprising that BG is a magnet for folks with psychiatric issues. 

There are much fewer ElGab posters who assume some sort of superior attitude or affect based on their tenure on the website or personal relationships with the owner or his favorites. 

ElGab software has better functionality and is less quirky.  One gets the feeling that someone is paying attention over there.

Bart impresses me as an involved participant who cares about the quality of ElGab content and imposes standards.

Sayonara, sports fans.  I'll miss some of you.
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
August 25, 2020, 08:29:10 PM
I’m watching the Republican National Convention.  Trump has already won the electionâ€"count on it.
I have an idea.  If persons of color or anyone else want to avoid being shot by police, don’t do stupid things like disobeying their instructions, resisting arrest and making any sort of move that might be interpreted as your reaching for a weapon.   It’s not complicated and stupidity is not a defense.

There is never an excuse for the burning, rioting and looting we are seeing and those who facilitate or participate in such must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
I am proud to say that the following post was written by a cousin of mine.  BRAVO ZULU cousin! 

“On the job last night, someone gave us 2 completely different versions of a story within a span of about 30 seconds then tried to cover over their lies by declaring how honest of a person they were. It was so blatant and childish that it was comical. Despite evidence to the contrary out of her own mouth, she thought if she just declared enough that she was honest, it would be so. That person is the media today. Despite evidence to the contrary, even out of their own mouth at times, they keep trying to spin lie after lie and think they can make it be so just by declaring it. From the Ferguson "hands up don't shoot" lie and a myriad of similar situations and lies since, to the "peaceful protestors" lie disproved time and again with video evidence night after night, to the Russian collusion lie for which years of investigation and sham hearings could produce no evidence, to the Trump and his cult of followers are racist lies that they keep declaring over and over again.That's not how facts work. That's not truth works. There do seem to be an awful lot of people who pick up the torch of these lies and spread the fire, I suppose people really do believe a lie if you declare it often often. Wake up friends, they're trying to divide us. Facts matter. Truth matters. Aren't you tired of being lied to?”
Politics / Re: What Defiles a Person
August 24, 2020, 08:30:59 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on August 24, 2020, 12:29:46 AM
Well, for starters: death's too good for my ex.

Which one?  The tit biter or the latest one to dump your ass?. 
Quote from: chefist on August 23, 2020, 10:01:09 PM
I'd advice against any more chems.

Yeah, Jackâ€"I’d stick to Mad Dog 2020 if I were you.  It’s organic and made with free-range grapes.
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 23, 2020, 09:49:51 PM
I don't know Kid I think I could pull it off, even with Albrecht's rat tail.

Scary, dude. Really scary.
Quote from: pate on August 23, 2020, 10:14:15 AM


pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Who doesn’t like a good pan flautist?  Zamfir Rocks!

M-U-L-L-E-T.  All this talk about hairstyles and nobody has mentioned the tonsorial abomination that is the mullet.  There is absolutely no conceivable reason, aesthetic, practical or anatomical, why one would wear a mullet except perhaps the loss of a bet.  To do so is tantamount to declaring one’s self a cretin with a sadistic barber.  Jus’ sayin’.
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
August 23, 2020, 06:10:56 PM
Is it conceivable that Joe's speechwriter, being aware of his record of plagiarism, was dumb enough to lift a portion of his acceptance speech from a speech given by a Canadian pol in 2011?  Okay, that's a rhetorical question isn't it?  Never mind...

Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
August 22, 2020, 06:26:14 PM
Quote from: AZZERAE on August 22, 2020, 12:24:45 PM
Optimism is basically denial. Voluntary insanity. Of course, what passes for the consensus version of "sanity" is collective denial. Manic depression is just existence at a higher pitch.

The height of narcissism is believing that one's current take on life is the universal truth for all time.  You know what you're supposed to do when you're in your current state, so do it. 

Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
August 22, 2020, 06:13:44 PM
This is what happens when mail-in ballots, as opposed to absentee ballots, get shotgun distribution to everyone who has ever registered to vote in a state.   This is one reason why blue states resist any measure to require them to validate their voter roles.  Another reason is that a lot of dead people get to vote in those states.



Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
August 21, 2020, 08:39:42 PM
Quote from: WOTR on August 21, 2020, 05:26:35 PM
I am relieved to see that they remembered to include "in these unprecedented times" on the release. I was a little concerned that in their haste to backpedal it may have slipped their minds.

I think Trump was too quick to jump bad with Goodyear.  The company is a national institution, FFS, and he should have given them an opportunity to comment and gracefully retreat before running down their products.  Not cool.
Quote from: pate on August 21, 2020, 05:56:47 PM
My smoking hot German girlfriend lived in Bonn, which is just up the river from Köln.  There is nothing like the late afternoon beer drinking that goes on there at this time of year!  The waitress just runs around with a tray full of beers bopping them down wherever there is an empty.

From my adventures with her in '06:


You can see the both of us vaguely in the reflection there.

Never been to Bonn.  Was in Frankfurt, Munchen and Oberamagau briefly while on active duty and took a tour to Berlin from Waramundi

We almost got married, she wanted to live here and I wanted to live there strangely enough was the reason that it did not happen.  My parents went to her wedding while I was heartbroken in Basic Training.  She has visited with her husband and children, but I refuse to see her.  It would be too much for me to bear.  However, if my First Lady has a current passport I believe I could bear to see her again so long as the First Lady is by my side.

As to the question of the foot, I believe chefist is the Director of NIST which probably deals with that issue.  I would keep the foot we know;  I just hope that Biden can avoid placing it firmly in his mouth.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Never been to Bonn but was in Frankfurt, Munchen and Oberamagau briefly while on active duty and after I retired took a tour from Weramundi to Berlin while on a Baltic cruise.  Would like to take a Rhine River Cruise which would include a stop in Bonn, pandemics permitting. 
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 21, 2020, 12:20:00 PM
As long as one of them is cocked!

Yeah, that fore and aft cover was stylish, wasn’t it?  It must have been a little tricky negotiating hatches and scuttles wearing one but I gotta admit it was sexy.
Quote from: pate on August 21, 2020, 11:05:08 AM
Eye dig, grok and/or take your meaning, sir!

Kid, you already wear the SecNav hat;  why not another for your collection?

I will call it "Chief of Heady Issues" or somesuch, you may call it what you will and/or wish.  Whatever the nomenclature  Aye find it tasty.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

I'm honored to accept the SECNAV position but I can still do the headsman gig as a collateral duty--you know, nights and weekends...  Keep me in mind.
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
August 21, 2020, 05:15:54 PM
I would like to be considered for the position of Headsman in Chief (Head Headsman?) in the K_Dubb/Pate Government. There will be some business to be attended to after the election.  Have axe will travel. 

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
August 19, 2020, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 19, 2020, 09:08:34 PM
I consider it a victory if I can get away from you with only a little bit on the bottom of my shoe that comes off with a stick.

You've got the right idea.  I've observed MD for over 4 years now and there's no doubt in my mind that he suffers from one or more mental disorders.  While no one wants to be unkind to people so afflicted or to ostracize them, at some point continuing to indulge their psychopathy amounts to enabling.  Those of us who have witnessed his cycles know that MD doesn't get better.  He sometimes senses that his act has gotten stale and will back off for a while but inevitably he reverts to the mindless hostility that he exhibited yet again tonight.  He feeds on the negative responses he elicits and I will no longer fuel his pathology.  I'm blocking him permanently.

In case anyone thinks that I'm doing this to avoid answering his question, my wife of 26 years died of a brain aneurism in 2009 and I remarried in 2013.   I do not usually volunteer this information.
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
August 19, 2020, 09:15:52 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 19, 2020, 09:05:23 PM
Hey, go on! Tell us all how you support BLM! That’s where you first chimed in, hypocrite.

Show me where I have been anything other than critical of BLM. 

Let's get back to your diagnoses. 
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
August 19, 2020, 08:53:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 19, 2020, 08:49:11 PM
Dr. MD MD: 1

Faggots: 0

You have yet to win an argument with anybody on these boards, but, you just keep on believing. 
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
August 19, 2020, 08:49:31 PM
I'll tell you that if you tell me when you were you first diagnosed? 
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
August 19, 2020, 08:42:19 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 19, 2020, 08:34:39 PM
I can’t understand you with that huge cock in your mouth.

So was it boredom your wife died of or was it suicide to escape what a miserable existence she had with you as her husband?

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
August 19, 2020, 08:12:23 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 19, 2020, 07:56:06 PM
Right, you’re the only “normal” one. I keep forgetting how truly narcissistic you are.

Dream on, faggot! This is for you:

P.S. Did your wife die of boredom? I could see that.

P.P.S So now you’re pitching for BLM? What’s next?! Swinging a sack of doornobs for Antifa? ???

So you did get fired again. 
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
August 19, 2020, 07:52:01 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 19, 2020, 07:07:39 PM
Right, only black people and fags matter now. Got it! ::)

You got fired again, didn’t you?  It’s hard to imagine that people don’t want to work with a charmer like you.  If it weren’t for responses to the sick shit you post here, you’d be completely ignored and have no one to converse with at all.  People with your disorder can learn how to relate to others in an acceptable manor but something tells me you’ve long since given up on that. 
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
August 19, 2020, 07:03:42 PM
Quote from: pate on August 15, 2020, 09:41:14 PM
I watched this video of boaters.  Amateurs:  their station-keeping and line discipline left much to be desired;  the line a-breast attempting to "thread the needle" at the naval buoys was discouragingly scraggly, and unseamanlike.  They are quite lucky the 6,000 strong, all volunteer and vaguely piratical Make America Pate Again Citizen's Coast Patrol(Gulf) Fleet, who may or may not have been nearby at the time, did not decide to engage.

Still a respectable, if amateurish show of force;  probably the ranks were padded with mercenaries:  perhaps some ne'er-do-well reef-runners, smuggles and/or Nautical Coyotes were engaged at significant expense to artificially increase the number of fish in that particular school?

I will direct a small contingent of the patian Citizen's Coast Patrol to keep an eye on this minor threat, with double-dog watches stood if necessary!

To be quite honest, they were in a nearby location "observing" the three hundred and two person "Biden Water-wing and Inner-tube Parade" conducted in a child-like manner at the calm shallows of a nearby recreational beach.  It has been reported to me that there was much giggling at "bathtub farts", drooling and simpleminded badly constructed attempts at sea shanties.  Apparently, Biden's Army of Buffoons got the Sea Shanty confused with Chanting along the "Hell no We won't Go" line, very unseamanlike and frankly embarrassing.

It was Saturday, and I had decided that the sailors of the Citizen's Coast Patrol(Gulf) that were not on liberty were to be given extra rations of grog and some amusing clownish entertainment to whet their whistles.  I am just, generous and well-loved among my citizen volunteers in the patian Citizen's Coast Patrol.  I relaxed discipline as well, and some of Biden's people were treated to the sight of several "full moons!"

That was the real party event in Clearwater today, so this sad display of Trump's was clearly an "NothingImpossible Burger" suitable for Faux Noose!

Once again, I and my people are victorious.

The Order of the Day in Combined Political Fleet performance has been recorded as thus:

    #1  pate's Citizen Coast Patrol(Gulf)
    #2  Trump's Marginal 1,181 Strong Boat Parade
    #3  Biden's Army-at-Sea of Farting Buffoons

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Fuck, they’re not schooled in formation steaming and they’re observing the inter coastal rules of the road.  Fuck off!
Quote from: AZZERAE on August 19, 2020, 03:01:36 AM
Some wanderers are ETs who have come from elsewhere to planet Earth for this incarnation or at this time. Many other wanderers are earth natives who have matured spiritually to the point of awakening to their metaphysical identity, thereby making the worldly identity less real, and creating the sense of being a stranger in a strange land. Both types of wanderers are in the same situation here on Earth now, in that they often don’t fit in well here, for their inner universe has shifted, and the “real” world for them has shifted from the earthly world to the aesthetic and ethical innerness of the metaphysical world.

Wanderers are each unique and come in all shapes and sizes, but their likeliest common characteristics are a sense of alienation and isolation as they make choices of how to live and be, and cope with a strong and increasing inner knowing that they are here to serve. The lesson and mission that all wanderers have in common is to give and receive love. Their common service is to be themselves, in as true and deep a way possible in each moment, as they are working on this life lesson. The main mission is a ministry of being, of living in the open heart that is the deepest self of all beings within incarnation here. They are light anchorers, bringing light through into the earth planes as they breathe in and breath out with an open and loving heart.

Dwell in love and know that you are loved. Dwell in light and know that you shall be a light, and in that knowing, surrender.

There is a tremendous amount of power within the simple knowing that you are not alone, neither in your suffering nor in your confusion, but rather each of you is the center of concern, care, love and protection of several of those beings who dwell within your inner planes. Each entity who moves through the gates of incarnation into third-density existence has three of these presences. They may be characterized in different ways. This instrument was trained to characterize them as male, female and unified or androgynous. However, in addition to these entities which this instrument has a tendency to call “angelic,” there may be added to your panel of support any number of those who are attracted by your energy, your hopes, your ideals and faith or the lovely light and color of your appreciation of beauty or your devotion to service. These entities cannot help directly with the choosing of the first level of catalyst. These entities cannot make decisions for you concerning the setting of limits, the choosing of options, the selection of the various details of surface catalyst. However, if remembered and included, these presences are able to energize the forces around you to vibrate with information that will aid you as you seek to make the choices that the catalyst has brought out. These underlying shapes are shapes made by those who move in the ways of learning to love and to be loved.

When you are asking for the help of angels and guides, it is well to begin with thanksgiving, with praise and with confidence in yourself, in those who are helping you, and in the perfection of that which is quite apparently imperfect.

Each of you came here determined to make a difference. Each of you has those tools and resources that are needed. It is a matter of stepping forth in peace, in confidence, and in the sense that each is not alone.

And here we would encourage each more and more consciously to realize the strength of linking up with one’s spiritual family. It is as the anchor that truly does help those who are not particularly used to the exigencies of third density to feel more and more comfortable within the realms of your planetary sphere and the incarnation you are experiencing at this time. We are aware that each within this circle has serious difficulties in enjoying all aspects of planet Earth. There are memories, shall we say, of better times, of happier vibrations to rest in, and yet, once one begins to link in a comfortable and subconscious way with one’s spiritual family, one is able to recover a good bit of this sense of comfort, knowing that one truly is not alone on the level of intention and desire and group service. For this is a mission that can be done not by one but by a group. The one known as Jesus pointed out that, if an entity has perfect faith, it can move mountains, and that entity known to this group as Ra pointed out that, while it takes a pure entity to move a mountain, if a group attempts to move a mountain, each within the group may have an acceptable amount of distortion, and the mountain will still move. That is the power of the very deeply felt linking into one’s spiritual family. We leave this phrase very loose, because you have a very large family. And it is not simply one group that has come into this Earth to serve but, rather, you are experiencing a very complicated, interrelated bunch of groups from fourth density, from fifth density and from sixth density, from the inner planes and from other planets that all have been attracted to the Earth sphere at this time because of the stunning clarity of its passage at this time from one heaven and Earth to the next.

What we have to share, more than anything else, is an awareness of and a certainty in love itself and the power and rightness of that love - that is your very being and is our very being. We encourage each to be lifted up by whatever light comes into the heart to comfort it, that it reach hands willingly up to the angels that hope to help. We ask each to know that you are not alone and that there is comfort for the asking, for prayers are answered, and when help is requested presences are with you that love you and wish to safeguard you in every way. The Creator is not far off. The Creator is very, very near. This is good to remember.

You are not alone, my friends. There is a great company of the heavenly host which moves at this time to send its light where it is most needed according to the difficulties that various portions of your planet now experience. As your meditation groups meet and send their light it is joined by the light of many, many others and moves into those areas at this time that are in difficulty.

Another aspect of being a wanderer, which is common to those from elsewhere and to those who are native to the Earth sphere, is the enormous yearning to serve. And we say to each that the main service of each of you is the service of being yourself. For when you are most truly and deeply yourself, when your heart is open and vibrating in its fullness, you become a crystal capable of receiving energy, transmuting energy and releasing energy into the Earth’s sphere. Many of you from other planets have come here specifically to do this. It is a simple process. You breathe in. You breathe out. You allow the truth to flow through you. You allow the infinite supply of energy that is the love of the Creator to flow through your energetic system and out into the Earth planes, and as you bless this process, encourage it, you intensify and enhance those vibrations that move into the Earth plane. Each of you, by being the way you are, is at this time a servant of the light, and you need do nothing more than live and love to fulfill your mission upon Earth. Naturally, each of you gave yourself gifts to share, lessons to learn and outer services to perform. And we encourage each to move along those lines of talent and gifts as you perceive them, looking for ways to share those gifts. But realize that, more than those outer doings, the inner essence is the true and central gift of the life, which you have come to offer. It is a beautiful gift. It is a gift that will take you all your life to give, and our encouragement to you is to give this gift and do this service regardless of what else you seem to be doing in your life.

For each, the ship upon which each finds herself is without a lodestone or rudder. But, rather, there is a sail which may be moved about by the seeker to catch the winds of spirit. Once one has been able, even for a short time, to run before the wind of spirit and to feel the sails billow, one has become able to recognize what it feels like to be in the rhythm and in the rightness of things. For truly we say to you, to the best of our knowledge, each has a destiny. Each has a mission. Each has come into incarnation with gifts to share, with a mission to fulfill, a service to do, and with learning to accomplish. The learning is always about love. The serving is always about trusting in the rightness of the moment.

May we say that the conversation preceding this message was, we felt, most enlightened, for each was speaking of the being as opposed to the doing. You see, it is the love with which you do things that radiates; it is not the things that you do. Among your peoples this has been much misunderstood, for people look to see if there is some service that can be their spiritual gift to the world. They are looking for a dramatic role to play, to teach or to heal or to prophesy. And yet these things are forever secondary to the primary mission of each of you upon this particular planet in this particular density at this time. The mission before each of you is simply to address all of that which comes to you with an open heart, just that. And yet just that is the work of lifetime upon lifetime, for how can a person in a heavy illusion such as you now enjoy be fearless? It is not within the physical body to be fearless. It is not within the earthly brain, that choice-maker, to be fearless. Indeed, only the foolish are fearless, and yet the teacher known to you as Jesus the Christ has said that it is only to the foolish that the wisdom comes. It is only to those who live as little children that the kingdom is inherited.

How can a sensible, sane person, gazing upon a rather dangerous world, feel no fear? This is the crux. Here is the center. Just here, where fear shuts the door of the heart, here lies the opportunity to learn. This instrument has moved past the death experience and returned. Consequently, this instrument’s life since that experience has been relatively fearless. We bring this up to emphasize that what each fears in an archetypical sense is the cessation of being. When one feels threatened those emotions which do not have intelligence but are simply instinctual rise up to defend and protect. And it takes a great deal of care and discipline and perseverance to teach the self to lay down its arms and to be peaceful with the self.

Each of you has the issues of all the world within you. This instrument is concerned for the peace of the world and prays for it often, and yet if this instrument prayed for peace within itself, it would be the same prayer. Indeed, it is our humble opinion that the most efficient way to bring the world to peace is to learn peace within the self, for as you think, as you are, so your universe in toto is also, for your consciousness is as a field and each bit of fear that you are able to let drop, each time that you find your heart expanding, the consciousness of your planet is being lightened. There is no lag time between the open heart of self and service to the planet, that lightening of the consciousness of planet Earth. You came among these entities of flesh and bone. You took that flesh upon yourself and buried yourself in a world of shadows because you wished to make a difference. You heard the sorrow of those who dwell with you now. And you wished to stand among them as a witness and as one who was a channel for love. This is your great chance. These are the days you hoped and prepared for, and now the time is upon you, and how quickly, my friends, it is going. Is it not?

Random Topics / Re: One Hundred Years Ago
August 19, 2020, 09:46:05 AM
Quote from: Rix Gins on August 18, 2020, 03:10:42 AM
From the Library of Congress.  The Rock Island Argus and Daily Union., August 18, 1920.

How do you rent water?  Do they repossess the water in your toilet if you don't pay.   What is rented is access to water.  No wonder foreigners have trouble understanding english terminology. 
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