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Quote from: eddie dean on December 15, 2015, 11:19:10 PM
I have a more perplexing problem:
I can't masterbate anymore unless I know Fort Rock is watching.

Yeah, but what about the SCORPION ARMY? Are they present, or are they off playing miniature golf or something?

Angels
Sumthin'
Haters

...and if he ever prays for Goatse again, finish the bottle and go home!

Quote from: bellNwhistle on December 15, 2015, 07:28:02 PM
So Hoagie smokes hoagies? Or what. lol

I'm not sure. But "ol' Dick Hoagie" has always been my favorite Hoagland nickname.

Quote from: rekcuf on December 15, 2015, 07:29:42 PM
So, Art is a troll and stop talking about him? Oh, how I wish I lived in that reality. In all seriousness, I wish it was that simple. It's only been 4 days. It'll die down soon enough.

I meant that if he's truly that much of a narcissist, then yeah. There you go.

Quote from: rekcuf on December 15, 2015, 07:16:42 PM
That would have been true if; Art, hadn't posted contradictory Information about his status yesterday...

And if Art's truly getting off on that, then the best revenge we could possibly have would be to ignore him.

Just the discription of the trans blowjob guy had me dying. Now I regret never being able to stay up late enough for ol' Dick Hoagie.

Quote from: Value Of Pi on December 15, 2015, 06:59:12 PM
Thanks for the hug, but even Richard Nixon gave us a resignation speech and a final wave as he got on Marine One for the last time. I really do hate a good story (or ride, in this case) with a muddled, poorly thought-out ending.

Besides, Art Bell deserves to go out with some honor, not this two-bit soap opera. Who approved this script? Never mind, don't answer that.

I know. At this point, we could probably change the name of the thread to "Frustrated, plain and simple", and nobody would pick up on it.

It's all certainly a let down, but everything that could possibly be said was said at some point over the weekend.

Quote from: VoteQuimby on December 15, 2015, 06:25:07 PM
I know Falkie was megaHEEL but after Art's heel turn and Casio being an ultimate heel, I question if Falkie is now a face? I mean the guy does always seem to wear clean clothes and he seems relatively harmless.

Unless you're either Kathy, a box fan, or a meatball sub.

Quote from: Value Of Pi on December 15, 2015, 06:19:40 PM
Once again with the word games. If Heather was "great," what were you, Art? If you haven't hung it up and retired, what have you done, exactly? You are too good a communicator and too good a judge of BS not to recognize that talking like this hurts your credibility "greatly" with your fans. Enough, already.

Shh. Quiet now. No more tears.

Quote from: trostol on December 14, 2015, 09:23:03 PM
i just switched to Win 10 about 2 weeks ago..vast improvement over 8.1

I'm onto you, Bill Gates.

Quote from: norland2424 on December 14, 2015, 09:16:25 PM
Wonder what kind of booze he was drinking.

Vodka in a box.

Quote from: zeebo on December 14, 2015, 11:47:04 AM
There was a ton of this sentiment building up to Dark Matter, and maybe even more before MITD ... so alot of us can relate to it.  I think alot of this good will though just vaporized over the last few days.

Not because we don't sympathize with Art's security situation, which is infuriating, but because of the way the whole production, which had so much support behind it was just jettisoned overnight.

If Art wants to do an occasional show somewhere, great.  Anything beyond that may have a harder time gaining momentum again this time.

Exactly this. I wish the box at the top right could fit this entire reply.

Quote from: Art Bell on December 14, 2015, 10:56:52 AM
Yes, but that is a headline not a quote. I never said that.

Art

You don't owe us much. You do, however, owe us a straight answer. I think that's all anybody's really asking for.

Quote from: wr250 on December 14, 2015, 08:00:29 AM
have you ever had to quit a job to be home to take care of family?
i have, and it sucks. but i also believe in family 1st, so i did what had to be done.

I'm not arguing the point that what had to be done had to be done. I do, however, take umbrage with the "Don't stop loving me! I can still come back! Let's just be friends for now and see where it goes!"

It's the being jerked around part that I don't like.

Quote from: Freyja on December 14, 2015, 07:15:57 AM


Stop the jerk around Art...please.

This is exactly how I feel, too.

I'm willing to give Art the benefit of the doubt on his entire account of what happened. I'm not even arguing any of that. However, I feel like he's trying to string us along now. "Oh, I'll be back! It'll be completely random! Just you wait and see!" Every FB status has been along those lines, and it leaves me feeling a bit ill.

After throwing Heather to the wolves the other night and destroying the DMDN (and a lot of people's hard work along with it), I just can't get behind Art anymore. It's all just shitty behavior, plain and simple.

This is like a bad high school break-up, and none of us are teenagers anymore.

He needs to stop posting these FB updates. After a point, they're just cruel. Let your fans mourn and accept the fact that you won't be returning to MitD. You're not going to be back -- not really. Just be an adult and say it. It's not that hard.

We've supported Art for all these years, and frankly, we deserve better.

Quote from: Jessicas Place on December 13, 2015, 10:44:36 AM
GRIP THIS
YOU BLOODY BITCH

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT! CAPS LOCK IS AWESOME! I WISH YOU WOULD'VE SHOWN ME THE LIGHT SOONER! I AM FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT!

Not to mention that SJWs are some of the worst racists out there. I had one say to me that she "respects and understands" my culture better than I do. When I told her not to speak for me, she flipped the hell out, to the point that she was harassing me on a daily basis.

I just have an odd ethnicity. I'm sure that they've treated more visible minorities far worse, and far more often.

Man. Fuck every one of these people. SJWs are totalitarian bullies.

From Facebook a few minutes ago:

What I would like most now is for nothing more to happen. People ask if they catch this person would I come back? Perhaps I would if I was sure it was stopped. There are people saying I made all this up to leave, in what Universe does that make sense? I love what I do.

The other thing is that it's a stunt for ratings, really? Ratings for a show that no longer is on the air?

No, there is only one reason and that is my Wife after the third incident said enough. She has been very strong through all this but everybody has a point when it is just a Radio show and not worth getting hurt over. I wish more then my fans that I could keep doing what I love. For now all I want is peace for my Family.

Art

Plot twist: Hoagland's stalker is also Art's stalker.

Quote from: sorefinger on December 12, 2015, 05:27:02 PM
Licensed people are sheep, forced to the group think that has ruined our nation.  If you are a homophobe, for example, you'd have to stay in the closet, fearing loss of your license if you speak out against homosexuals, trannies, or even the healthcare system, itself.  You're just a disgusting cog in the wheel that is broken, too greedy to resign and do something otherwise useful to humanity.

You could not know who I actually work with, so just shut up and quit speculating.  People like you feign respect for the -- unlicenced -- servant class, because you know they'll spit in your restaurant food if you disrespect them.

Ever consider co-hosting with Hoagland?

Quote from: coaster on December 12, 2015, 04:48:05 PM
People are just frustrated about Art, and are taking it out on her. It's not her fault. But this is typical behavior. They wouldn't be happy with anyone but Art, and hes not coming back, so it's bitch and moan time.

This.

Also, I think the shittiest thing of all was how Art left her out to dry last night. I can accept all the other stuff, but I'm actually mad that he could do that to his own producer.

I'm still more or less neutral on Heather, but if she can survive such a trial by fire, I'm more than willing to wait and watch.

Quote from: astroguy on December 12, 2015, 11:59:37 AM
The file is slightly too big to post here, so we'll go here: 
http://www.sjrdesign.net/H0ag/TOSM_20151212_IntroMonologue.mp3

Wow. That was somewhere between comedy gold and the most uncomfortable PBS telethon ever.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 12, 2015, 04:50:39 AM
Premiere should replace Noory with Dave Schrader.  Have Darkness Radio replace Coast but as it would have network syndication, the guest pool will be better than Dave currently gets.  Maybe slowly morph the show into Darkness Radio.  Keep Knapp and lose the others.

I agree wholeheartedly with this. Overall, he's an enjoyable host. Schrader has just the right mix of curiosity, humor, and intelligence. C2C could certainly do much ...well.

Quote from: Seraphim27 on December 11, 2015, 09:36:10 PM
Sorry I'm out of the loop, but were these Art attacks ever proven beyond what he was saying and posting on FB? As in police reports, papers, local news? Don't hate â€" I'm just asking.

Apparently not. Which might have something to do with Keith sending the refund emails so quickly. Maybe he suspects or knows something.

(I'm just being hypothetical.)

You know, Art quitting might not be so bad. If somebody could manage to track down Psychic Treadmill Repairman, this might just be his time to shine.

Quote from: ItsOver on November 08, 2015, 09:09:23 AM
Just tune into MITD on Monday.  It'll probably run again.

Yeah, that's probably what I'll have to do. The trouble is getting the almost-spouse to stay up that late.

I foresee having to set up the recording equipment on Monday. Thanks for the extra work, Psychic Treadmill Repairman.

All the same, thanks for your help, Bellgab!

Quote from: GravitySucks on November 08, 2015, 09:00:13 AM
Next you're gonna try and tell me the number was 1-888-GYM-REPAIR

Actually, thanks for posting the number. I googled it and wound up on a strange website. From the "about" section:

The founder of Expert Gym Service is a super geeky tech-head who watches Nikola Tesla documentaries for fun, and has worked on or serviced every kind of treadmill, from the humblest non-powered treadmill, to the treadmills of the rich and powerful, including Nancy Reagan, Christina Aguilera and many, many more.

It's probably the same weirdo. Unfortunately, I still can't find the audio for the commercial.

Quote from: ItsOver on November 08, 2015, 08:17:51 AM
Ha!  I'm laughing just thinking about it.  I'm glad it wasn't the Screaming Psychic Treadmill Repairman, though.

Ha! Oh man, how right you are.

Maybe instead of screaming, he could have hummed the national anthem or something. Humming Psychic Treadmill Repairman.

Quote from: GravitySucks on November 08, 2015, 08:07:02 AM
I have no clue what you are talking about. I think your girlfriend is right.

There was a commercial during Open Lines on Friday.

Quote from: Weirdoradio on November 06, 2015, 11:14:36 PM
Is this treadmill ad a joke or what? I've been out the past few nights and don't even fucking know what's going on.

PSYCHIC TREADMILL REPAIRMAN sounds like Dan Akroyd on SNL.

I didn't make this up. I wish I had.

Hey, guys. I still read once in a while, but I don't post much.

Anyway, I'm popping back in for a favor, and I apologize if it derails this thread. Did anybody happen to record the "Psychic Treadmill Repairman" commercial from Friday night? I've been trying to explain it to my fiancé all weekend, but he thinks that I dreamed the whole thing or something.

Yes, I'm a Time Traveler; no, commercials aren't included with the podcasts. I wish this was the one exception.

Thanks.