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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: March 11, 2020, 02:53:22 PM »
I wanna say... his name was Leo something. Ashcroft? No. Perhaps... Ashcraft.

You are correct, Sir. I deleted my post because it was so goddamned vague, yet you rang the brass bell anyway.  Thanks, buddy.

Leo Ashcraft:

Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: March 11, 2020, 01:02:49 PM »

Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: March 11, 2020, 01:00:11 PM »
Good Lord. It's like someone crawled into my brain-pan and ripped out eighty billion neurons.

Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: March 11, 2020, 12:53:57 PM »
Kitala: Love and hate are two horns on the same goat.

-the movie The Vikings, 1958 (based on the novel The Viking, 1951, by Edison Marshall)

Camazotz: The arms of an octopus constitute perfectly the seven deadly sins: pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath and sloth. Selah.

Robert Reader: What about the eighth arm?

Camazotz: The eighth arm means "Shut the fuck up, Bobby."

-Mescaline Memories From the Future, 2029

(The above is presented in case anyone is under the mistaken idea that the }goat quote{ originated with American author Kathryn Stockett's 2009 novel "The Help" and the subsequent 2011 film. How quickly Hollywood forgets. No idea where Marshall got it.)

Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: March 09, 2020, 01:41:28 PM »

Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: March 09, 2020, 01:39:06 PM »

Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: March 09, 2020, 01:00:24 PM »

Radio and Podcasts / Re: The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)
« on: March 09, 2020, 12:29:20 PM »
I wood bee pleased as Punch &/or Judy to co-host the next GabCast!

The Amazing Kreskin

Born: January 12, 1935 (age 85 years)

Random Topics / Re: Max von Sydow, dead.
« on: March 09, 2020, 12:17:38 PM »
Prolific actor Max von Sydow, dead at 90. RIP.

The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you, bitch!

An online dictionary that has proved helpful during my more obscure attempts at wordsmithing:

Things got pretty steamy between her and Spock but he was just playing her the whole time. Nigga had ice in his veins. 8)

Spock - the original blue green blood in the hood.

Ann Robinson
Born May 25, 1929 (age 90)

Costarred in one of the greatest films of all time: WAR OF THE WORLDS

Joanne Linville
(born 15 January 1928; age 92)

The hottest Romulan to ever grace Star Trek.  She played in that TZ episode about the civil war as well.

Bill Pearl - bodybuilder

Born October 31, 1930 (age 89)

Vitina Marcus - The Green Lady from Lost In Space

hubba hubba

March 1, 1937 (age 82)

Dr. Ruth Westheimer - American sex therapist, media personality, and author.

Next month, she reaches ~ the lucky 88 club ~.   (It is rumored she owns a jar full of unopened Blue Kobold® prophylactics that are sixty-years-old.  Some kind of good luck talisman voodoo containment system.)

Born: June 4, 1928 (age 87)

Holy Toledo...

She's still truckin' at 91.

Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« on: March 04, 2020, 05:45:16 PM »
I have to disappear for a few. Feds traced me. 

C ya latur alleygators....

God Bless the Beasts & the Children of BellGab.

Cam out.  WAY OUT.

(Who is Number 1?)


Radio and Podcasts / Re: Terrorists, Trolls and Hackers.
« on: March 04, 2020, 05:38:18 PM »
Except for a few that I like. Like Pate.  This site is trash. It's just full of terrorists,  hackers and bitches. I don't even come here anymore, but I just wanted to come around and let you know who they are.  But I'm sure you know.  Shame on U MV. You have disgraced Art Bell and Heather wade. ALL THE TROLLS ARE BORN HERE.



anagrammys to


I came across this: and thought it was interesting. Too bad no IBM Selectric section though.

That's what I call a good old fashioned fun web page with interesting data to browse. I like the fact that fictional computers are disqualified.

Narrows things down.

So you clever Trekkies can put that "Spock's Brain" meat-machine episode right back into your pocket.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)
« on: March 04, 2020, 04:01:18 PM »
Greatly enjoyed the Steller Stellar Gabcast, Libby.  Steller Stellar sounded like one level-headed mofo, which provided a delicious cognitive dissonance as I compared his carefully chosen words to his ofttimes haphazard posts...

I keep wanting to type "Steller." I think I must have a muscle-memory virus.

So glad to hear Liberace has no plans to whore himself out on youtube... which, as he pointed out in his excellent meltdown, is no longer about "you." 

( it's more like the "fuck you" tube )

(( of course, I still use it. I have to view Susan Hart's hoarded MST3K episodes somewhere ))

((( Oh, and LiberTarianAce, I sent some For Your Eyes Only info under separate gee mail cover. )))

Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: February 20, 2020, 06:50:12 PM »
You’re all out of brownies and apple pie and all the sandwiches are stale. It smells funny in here too. What kind of automat is this?! ???

Nothing has been right since someone stole the giant silver bat-shaped coffee urn we had at the front.... goddamn it.

Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: February 20, 2020, 06:42:59 PM »
I still get goosebumps when she hits the "cobwebs" lyric.  I am a foolish sentimental bastard.

Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« on: February 20, 2020, 06:34:06 PM »

Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: February 20, 2020, 06:30:38 PM »
interesting driver, that Mannix.

Speaking of loco motion. 

Let's cut to the chase and combine smart car self driving tech with auto racing and eliminate the human pilots altogether thus truly demonstrating what a non-sport auto racing really is.

Might as well be racing clocked computer processor speeds.  Sexy.

I would rather bet on a bowling game while having the bowling alley's fries and watered down soda served in new old stock 1979 paper cups featuring orange paisley art work.

Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: February 13, 2020, 06:43:29 PM »
George Noory ... the Mannix of late night talk radio.

Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: February 13, 2020, 06:31:47 PM »
A letter from Ambrose Bierce to his niece Lora:

Dear Lora,

I go away tomorrow for a long time, so this is only to say good-bye. I think there is nothing else worth saying; therefore you will naturally expect a long letter. What an intolerable world this would be if we said nothing but what is worth saying! And did nothing foolish—like going into Mexico and South America.

I'm hoping that you will go to the mine soon. You must hunger and thirst for the mountains—Carlt likewise. So do I. Civilization be dinged!—it is the mountains and the desert for me.

Good-bye—if you hear of my being stood up against a Mexican stone wall and shot to rags please know that I think that a pretty good way to depart this life. It beats old age, disease, or falling down the cellar stairs. To be a Gringo in Mexico—ah, that is euthanasia!

With love to Carlt, affectionately yours,

[Oct 1, 1913]

Random Topics / Re: Reading Minds: The CoastGab Book Club
« on: February 03, 2020, 06:00:48 PM »
THE INSTITUTE by Stephen King

Random Topics / Re: Anyone interested in raising of butterflies/moths?
« on: January 31, 2020, 03:49:50 PM »
Point the 1st:

A few years ago, a Black Witch moth (Ascalapha Odorata) flew off a wall and struck me in the chest and flew away. I felt "marked." A stunning omen, given I authored an essay on the little "money bats" back in the day. I can count on my one-toed left foot how many moths have collided with my mossy heart chakra.

Point the 2nd:

Elsewhere on this site, in a different lifetime, I wrote about hatching Sphinx moths for the purpose of invading local gardeners' tomato plants with glorious Sphinx moth eggs/tomato worms.

Some call it Chaotic Evil. I call it nature.

Often, science supply houses instruct young entomologists to destroy the moth after hatching, as it is considered a "pest."


Fuck that weak shit. I mean REALLY. Fuck that.

It just encourages me to hatch a legion.

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