Quote from: Camazotz Automat on October 30, 2015, 11:16:43 PM
In best Roy Clark vocals: Thank God and Greyhound (of Hell), he's gone.
Cam!! Good to see you!!
All is well in the world again.
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In best Roy Clark vocals: Thank God and Greyhound (of Hell), he's gone.
Quote from: onan on October 24, 2015, 04:28:54 AM
At the end of the day though, I am just tired to death of finding blame rather than solutions.
Quote from: Eddie Coyle on August 24, 2015, 02:47:34 PM
How the opening credits of The Fall Guy revealed the ending of Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry.
Quote from: wr250 on August 04, 2015, 12:02:05 PM
solar powered flashlights that only work when there is light.
Quote from: West of the Rockies on July 29, 2015, 07:19:49 PM
LOVE that movie!
Quote from: West of the Rockies on July 29, 2015, 07:14:38 PM
(Yes, I.do... And stop calling me Shirley.)
Quote from: West of the Rockies on July 29, 2015, 07:02:51 PM
Rehabilitated... I'm not sure I know what that word means... To me it's just a made-up bullshit word so young fellahs like yourself can put on a suit and have a job. Why don't you ask Jackstar what you really want to know. Is he sorry for those terrible things he did?
Quote from: Hautex on July 27, 2015, 02:41:17 AM
What if I told you there is a movie called "Rustlers Rhapsody" with this plot that is almost as funny as "Blazing Saddles"
It's a movie that almost demands you are in an altered state and want happy tears to fall out of your face.
Quote from: pyewacket on July 12, 2015, 10:01:47 AM
Not technically a joke but this is how a creative guy coped with his divorce. If you're a fan of Bull Terriers this should give you a good laugh.
http://www.boredpanda.com/interactive-illustrations-bull-terrier-jimmy-choo-rafael-mantesso/?utm_campaign=coschedule&utm_source=facebook_page&utm_medium=Dogs+Naturally+Magazine
Quote from: Camazotz Automat on July 12, 2015, 08:24:27 AM
The GB reboot could be much worse: It could include Jeremy Renner/Hawkeye with his bow and arrows.
That's when you know you've hit skid row bedrock.
If the new GB has Murray on his deathbed, passing the torch, that would be a nice touch.
Bill does make a cameo appearance in it, right? Right? He agreed to, right?
This better not be like The Liberace Incident where I'm the last forum member to know the truth.
Quote from: Chine on July 09, 2015, 06:40:04 PM
It's so good to see you Treading! A few nights ago I was looking at old poppets on the Marie Laveau Voodoo Museum site. We're planning a trip to New Orleans in the near future. Yeah, the one in TOT was just terrifying. Besides the oven fiasco ... His sharp teeth and gold chain.
I have a feeling there was yet another doll related horror film during the 70s.
Quote from: Camazotz Automat on July 09, 2015, 05:19:04 PM
Magic is a case where I thought the film was superior to the book.
All these years later, and I can still recite the poster's tag line without looking it up! The movie ad at the time had the dummy saying it:
Hocus Pocus
I sit on his knee
Presto Change-o
Now he is me
Abracadabra we take her to bed
Magic is fun
We're dead.........
Quote from: Eddie Coyle on July 07, 2015, 03:15:59 PM
Are prisons catered by Subway? If not, will Jared get fat again?
Quote from: ponyboysunset on July 07, 2015, 11:09:38 AM
Spending time with my girlfriend mainly has been where I have been at Nice to be missed though, and working on book 2. I probably won't be in chat tonight as I am going to be "busy". Also I recommend any of you looking for a woman that you look for one that used to be a stripper Good times my friends!
Quote from: zeebo on July 03, 2015, 12:14:10 PM
You've been listening to too many of Old Nan's stories.
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 05, 2015, 02:41:27 AM
I've worn a kit. In Scotland. One evening only. There's a very good reason it's worn au natural. A mile of pleated wool. It was like having the lower half of my body in an oven.
Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 05, 2015, 07:16:09 AM
Would that be a convection oven, and again I say, pics or it didn't happen.
Quote from: eddie dean on June 17, 2015, 04:57:27 PM
Hahahahaha! That's great! My reaction was similar.
Gosh, we 1st worlders take our fake TeeVee shows seriously!
Quote from: Eddie Coyle on July 02, 2015, 09:18:02 PM
These fuckin' Minion things are triggering the harrowing PTSD I suffered from 1999-2004 from having to watch those goddamn, motherfucking, infernal scumfuck Rugrats.
Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 02, 2015, 10:07:37 PM
Dammit, Eddie, I can hear the opening bars of the "Rugrats" theme in my head now. If "Gullah Gullah Island" gets in my head, I may give myself a DIY lobotomy.
Quote from: zeebo on June 27, 2015, 08:55:43 PM
Ha I missed that one. Yeah it started out cool, kind of reminded me a bit of Rockford Files, in that he tried to survive more on his wits rather than over-the-top confrontations, but in later seasons this sort of switched around. Still a pretty clever show at times, if you can tolerate a little MacGyver streak in there.
Quote from: onan on June 27, 2015, 06:22:35 AM
Only pansy commies think waffles are better.
Quote from: onan on June 25, 2015, 01:20:07 PM
Why would anyone eat waffles when pancakes are available?
Quote from: ShayP on June 18, 2015, 08:13:10 PM
I too am a relocated Yinzer. (In Virginia)
Aside from 'worshing' your dishes do you also 'redd up' before company comes over?
Quote from: PathoJen on June 15, 2015, 04:45:43 PM
I say "dudes" or "bros" sometimes "assholes"
Quote from: Avi on June 15, 2015, 11:54:01 AM
I believe Back in Black is an ironic reference to another Aussie band. Here is an amazing, irony-free performance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mTOk5hhfbs
Quote from: FightTheFuture on June 15, 2015, 11:32:41 AM
Northern Kentucky, Southern Ohio. My cousins would frequently inquire as to when we might visit by saying, "when y'uns comin' up?"
Yeah.