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I don't even know where to begin on this SOB. He's a Soothsayer, Prophet and Dickhead. This asshole was on tonight in the second hour and according to him we're all in the Cosmic Shitter and there's No Way Out! He says Russia's been on a quiet full alert for some time now ready to take advantage of any military action in the world, not to fight but to occupy. Then he's got the Chinese Army being shipped in to the US in these storage containers and dropped around the country for a surprise attack. This could happen maybe as they have tons of these empty containers piling up at the docks because nobodys buying any imported goods. Then there's the port in Mexico the Chinese use alot, and the NAFDA or whatever it is Highway that runs from this Mexican port all the way into Canada. This guy was throwin so much shit at Snoory it was unbelievable.

I heard this clown on C2C a few years ago and determined then he was unreliable for some reason. If you need a reason to go on Prozak listen to the second hour of the show.

This is a Public Service Message...

Georgio Snortbutt will be appearing on the History Channel this Sunday Night 3-8-09 on a program entitled "Ancient Aliens". I suspect the reason he's on is they're tracing Snoorys Family Tree which can only result in evidence exposing Snoory's Genetic Relationship to Monkeys.

Just got another computer, this ones a laptop with a webcam. Anyone know of any chat rooms without a bunch of little schmucko dirty talkin born out of wedlock brats who don't know which Uncle their Daddy is?

Someplace for some sane conversation.

My God why hasn't this phony been mentioned before. I'll give him credit for some Stock Market pics but this guy is about as Psychic as that stuff my dog leaves in the yard every morning. He has a website Delphi and Associates, it's the associates that do the psychic work, he might have some psychic ability but it's been my experience that when you have a person whos ego centered, rambles on like he's the Big Kahuna they can't do much psychically.

For some low down on the real SDM check out this link, some of it's pretty humorous.

http://www.ufowatchdog.com/morton1.html

There are more links but this pretty much tells it all.

The following are all responses that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details' or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
     
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.   
 
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.   
 
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.   
   
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
 
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am waiting for a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.   
 
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.   
 
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.   
 
8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.   
 
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .   
 
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized. 
 
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

These guys are "spot on"! Last night I heard Cliff on Jeff Rense's Lame Show and their predictions are still on schedule. George Knapp had them on last Fall with some eye opening stuff. Then Snorry had George Ure on a couple of months ago and treated Ure like he was a "Newb" when in fact he's a brilliant economist, his problem during the show was he stepped down a few levels of consciousness so he could communicate at the level Snoory operates at cause he knew he had a Braindead Idiot on his hands, and I think Snoory thought he himself was smarter.

He's baaaak tonight.... I only wonder what concoction dream he had this time. Everytime he has one he writes a book about it, the problem is the exciting new discovery is covered in one chapter and the other eleven chapters is the same crap he's covered in other books or just filler. This guy just runs a newage gin mill and won't get a real job.

Well Fans...I say Fans because I know you're all my Fans...LOL

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http://www.coasttocoastam.com/

Internet Hoax Alert
A malicious letter about Filipinos making the rounds on the Internet has been falsely attributed to Art Bell, and was recently re-published on the Manila Times website. Art would like all to know that he did not write this hateful message. Please read more here. People can contact the Manila Times on this page.


The old Art Bell Hoax is back, this made the rounds about 10 years ago and was proven false. Some asshole with The Manila Times got the old hoax from an attorney and published it without checking it out. Snoory did one right thing in his life and that was to have Lex post it on the website along with links and encouraged everyone to write in. I did one step better and got all the email addresses on the newspapers site, the Lawyer works for the World Bank but they don't have any email addresses. Now keep in mind one of these email addresses will get where it hurts, all the others are to embarrass the SOB amongst his peers, it spreads the embarrassment even more, believe me it works. I did this to a lawyer who tried screwing me, I emailed the State Bar, the Local Bar, all the organizations he belonged to, the newspapers and etc and he begged me to stop and refunded my retainer. Here are the email addresses just copy and paste and let this SOB have it!

opinion@manilatimes.net; opinion@manilatimes.net; newsboy1@manilatimes.net; newsboy1@manilatimes.net; lifestyle@manilatimes.net; lifestyle@manilatimes.net; provincial@manilatimes.net; provincial@manilatimes.net; business@manilatimes.net; business@manilatimes.net; sports@manilatimes.net; sports@manilatimes.net; foreign@manilatimes.net; foreign@manilatimes.net; advertising@manilatimes.net; advertising@manilatimes.net; web@manilatimes.net; web@manilatimes.net

"Tonight, Art Bell will be joined by financial advisor Catherine Austin Fitts for a discussion on the economy. In the first hour, trends analyst Gerald Celente announces his trends for 2009."

I'd be willing to bet Art dumped the guests doing Ghosts and EVP and instead he put Celente and Fitts on for a RARE INTELLIGENT INTERVIEW on C2C for a change. When Snorry interviews these people he has to talk about himself and of course his famous words just full of wisdom "I THINK"...lol Think what this show would be like if he could really THINK!

Anyway, I think Art had these people on for some serious in depth questioning on the economy, not for just the audience but for himself as well. I'd also be willing to bet Art is heavily invested somewhere in the markets, during the first hour especially you could hear the stress in his voice and I've never detected this before in the 15 years or more I've listened to this program.

Hypothetical....What if everything goes in the toilet including C2C because of the lack of sponsor support and people getting bored to hell with Snorry and Punfart...what you do then is go back to what has proven to work and thats Art Bell.