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Well, it looks like long suffering Cryptid enthusiasts everywhere will be in ecstasy tonight!

Washington DC

It's been confirmed that CBS, CNBC, NBC, ABC and various other news agencies will be interrupting broadcasts tonight to reveal a shocking story featuring confirmed scientific evidence and even the United States Government admitting finally to the existence of a long thought mythical species, commonly known by several monikers such as Bigfoot, Sasquatch, or Yeti.

The species will be re-named Ketchumpithecus, after Dr Melba S. Ketchum who will now be credited with publicly proving the species existence. Apparently a deal was quickly brokered for the naming with the authorities, in trade for Dr. Ketchum allowing the government to make the initial press release, and attempt to save face.

The National Security Council http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/eop/nsc held a private press conference at The Pentagon earlier today admitting the overwhelming evidence forced their hands. Dr. Ketchum apparently convinced several independent scientific labs to check her findings, and the results were unanimously verified this morning. She used multiple prestigious groups all at once so that in her words, "it would be nearly impossible for misinformation spreaders to attempt to discredit them all en-mass" The tactic worked apparently, and the government coverup fell apart.

Reports filtering in describe a press conference in disarray, with the audience at first thinking it had to be some sort of gag. But after a short while the reporters realized they were indeed witnessing a historic 'game changing' moment in history. The revelation that the species exists, and the government has been cautiously aware of them for some time. They sited several reasons for trying to "keep a lid" on their existence. Public safety and panic were chief among those given. At this same briefing they revealed they had several bodies in their possession. As anyone can imagine the press crowd was reportedly  whipped into a frenzy by the time questions were allowed. An unidentified spokesman stating only that he was in charge, explained that hunters had indeed occasionally shot one which was often sited as anti-evidence as to their existence, that no credible hunter had ever came forward. He offered that when they did, they were put under tremendous pressure not to talk. Amidst the crowds yelling hundreds of questions the questioning was cut short, and the reporters were told that as a matter of National Security they were not to come forward until the designated time, which is approximately 10:00 PM eastern tonight. They were all given lengthy packets of information.

Dr Ketchum said "I am relieved to be vindicated!" also stating near the end she even began to fear for her life, as the government realized the end was nigh on keeping this "under wraps". She told about her website being taken down, and as of this time, the site is still down http://dnadiagnostics.com/ under some presumably false page saying the site is being reconstructed.

The President is preparing a brief speech to try to allay fears and panic, and after that the news agencies will be able to air their coverage.

So why am I revealing this here now ? Well because nobody is going to believe it's true until after tonight anyway. So I thought you guys deserved a heads up.

We haven't had time to get reaction from several Bigfoot researchers, as this all came about right out of the blue. But were able to contact James Fay, commonly known as Bobo of Finding Bigfoot fame. He was ecstatic and proclaimed "victory is so sweet, man!" Obviously somewhat emotional, his voice was at times shaky, and hoarse.

You can listen to his interview here: http://bringvictory.com/

In recent weeks the show has suddenly been pleading for money for guests. It's starting to sound exactly like Jimmy Swaggert, or Jim Baker appeals for funding. Give what you can!

But the other night, when they did the Leir plea, and allowed that hack to beg it all the it all the way to $10,000...unconscionable.

The guy was pursuing what he wanted to. If a surgical DR finds himself in financial straights, from losing credibility in a real profession, that's on him. Not on little green men. I seriously doubt he and his family were truly broke. Show us a tax return! Ohh not going to do that, just like he refused to share his "evidence"?

They have turned this show into a Paranormal PTL club.

And the UFO community, their loyal cult members.

Tonight's second half totally bogus talking in circles guest, and Bart Ehrman calls up.

That would be awesome.

I give the guest 2 minutes before he'd hang up.

That how quickly Erhman would nuke him with non disputed facts this guys is getting wrong.

It comes off like somebody trying to make up things as he's doing the interview. Noory keep's trying to lob him softballs, and he keeps say "Wow, that's a difficulty question, I wasn't prepared"

Even Noory, who usually happily acts like he's eating it up is sounding annoyed.

New drinking game, every time he says "before I get to the 666" you take a half sip of a beer. Have a 30 pack on standby.

When I went to check on thiws guy all I could find was HIM, HIMSELF claiming "honorary" credentials.

Bigfoot Files S01 E02 American Sasquatch 720p HDTV

The first thing you'll notice is he's changed his shooting story so that now his feet are on the ground, on the show, he's fully in the vehicle. I assume the legalities of that were pointed out to him, thus him NOW making a point of stating he put his foot on the ground.

Second thing I want to point out, Notice how this Darkness Dave almost plagiarizes the interviewer of Big Foot Files? Coincidence? George himself says there aren't any. Yet Darkness Dave acted like he vaguely heard of some other documentary from the UK....LIAR! Probably had it queued up on a monitor.

There's no mention of him thinking it was a guy in a suit. It goes from Bear to monster. Now he's spending 15 minutes in the beginning shocking listeners by suggesting he thought it could be a guy in a suit and shooting anyway. In the old interview he makes no mention of his buddy not wanting him to shoot.

"Looking back I would have gone for my camera" Not a cell phone, he's suggesting they actually have a camera with them! What's he say now, about a year later?

Justin gives them hair and his boots, the hair is black bear. The boots don't have any blood on them. They were thoroughly examined by the National Fish and Wildlife Forensics Laboratory in Oregon. 

Which should end this, right?

So why a new documentary?  Why are they still talking about the boots? Why are they on Coast? Justin claims there's nothing to gain by a hoax. Really Justin? No regular spot on the new show? No new documentary?

They almost act like they believe people will never see the Bigfoot files show...this one...

Bigfoot Files S01 E02 American Sasquatch 720p HDTV

These guys aren't just a debunker show, either. Watch all three episodes and you'll be shocked at what strange unforseen conclusion they come up with for Yeti's!

After listening to the most unpsychic, psychic I had ever heard simply use power of positive thinking and lots of Tony Robbins phrases as his answers and claim unnamed "guides" were giving him these ideas, instead of the dozen or so books he actually checked out the library back in the 80's, I was waiting to hgearwhat hewas selling.....tapes., lectures, classes , books..and then several shill callers called up to tell him how profound he was..I got a idea from the nether!

Shouldn't they rename this show the Paranormal Home Shopping Network? It really is becoming that. These people aren't "guests". Guests don't pay to be interviewed. This is simply a featured sales infomercial for anything weird.

I was listening to C2C last night with guest Peter Lance.
I noticed he takes an interest in organized crime and Serial killers. I had some interesting info that ties both those together in a story. So I went to the guys website to try and find out how to contact him, via email, phone whatever.

My family had an interesting business arrangement with his main subject last night. However if the guy doesn't want people contacting him without jumping through hoops, forgetaboutit!

Very interesting biblical take on UFO's. Basically doesn't believe in life anywhere else. Looking at Armageddon coming. Ties the countdown to Israel being recreated in 1946-47. Claims to look at many scriptures to try to get a bigger overall picture. I did notice his not mentioning other prophecy's, like for instance that Israel needs to start rebuilding the temple before it truly begins. When I see somebody make claims about how they, unlike everybody else, look at the big picture, l look for holes in their picture.

To be honest a lot of what he said reminded me of The Jehovah Witnesses. They are counting down Armageddon from their second chosen date( the first was 1914 you'd have to be 112 years old to be of that generation, because you'd need to be ten in 1914) They also believe that many things like UFO's are demonic in nature. They also believe we're it as far as life in the universe. Their current leader also claims to have turned himself into an expert on ancient Hebrew text and thus has a better over all picture of how it all works.

He was blind tested and couldn't translate a simple text. But he's an expert!

This is the new age scam as far as religion prophesy and interpretation seems to go these days. I see it all over the place..churches, TV , radio. They'll read a scripture, start picking a word, say it really means this. All claimed by people  you could hand a kindergarten level book written in Hebrew to and they wouldn't be able to read it.

But the many similarities of his beliefs to theirs had me wishing I could call in last night to ask him how long he was a Jehovah Witness? Because that's what they do when they leave. They keep what they liked in their beliefs when they leave.