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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Post Worst Noory Quote
December 14, 2010, 12:56:18 AM
Quote from: b_dubb on December 11, 2010, 03:02:39 AM
Quote from: KMKMKM on December 11, 2010, 01:44:06 AM
[telling a caller how to send a picture or video of a UFO]
"We'll take a peek at it.  Just a still, that'll be fine.  Or if you wanna MP...-How do they do it Dan?  MP3 us the video, MP3 the video and we'll take a look at that.  thanks!"

Yea. Just audio file us that video and we'll it?
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Post Worst Noory Quote
December 14, 2010, 12:53:46 AM
"They hover. And they stay up in the air."
(Howdy)  Absolutely! It's out there. It's everywhere.
I'm George. Since I'm a teenager I've always admired how 14 year-old girls spoke. That's why to this day I still pronounce all my "ing" word endings as soundeen like "een". Cute and harmless is how I'm soundeen. It's one of my main mechagnisms.
Quote from: EvB on June 21, 2008, 09:28:42 AM
I've often wondered if the things that make us cringe, George thinks are somehow "cute." Worse, I've wondered if he thinks his audience is dumber than a bag of rocks. I vaguely recall one "picture of the day" that was so insulting to anyone with an IQ above 85 that I wrote and said so.  (I've blessedly blocked recall of what the picture was of - or what the little 'blurb' was trying to imply  . . . only that it was way beyond stupid, and not even amusing - as some are intended to be.)  I must not have been alone.  the next day, the picture was gone.  Not archived - just GONE.

Anyway - the point is that sometimes I think it's not so much that George is stupid, as that he thinks we are.  Or HOPES we are - so that his mediocrity won't be a problem. In that "be careful what you wish for" way, the apparent lack of intelligence of the people who're allowed though his screening process says that either 1) George refuses to be challenged or - more likely - 2) fewer people with interesting things to say bother to call.

So, so very well put. That really gets to the reality that I sense is going on.
Here is another little (nit-picking, now?) thing that drives me nuts. Speaking of thinking it's cute,.....
It is really just a speaking characteristic,...but,.....: Every word that ends in "ing" is pronounced "een."
"Walkeen.  Pusheen. Talkeen. Irritateen."
Now I have ONLY ever heard this cute little flourish from adolescent girls who seemed to think it gave a hint of innocence and/or femininity to their speech. Cute little Georgie has locked himself into this pattern and inspires in me a desire to shake him vigorously. (Slap?)
Just one more hideous distraction that he employs to try to pull you into his brain and join him in focus"een" on George above all else. Above the subject matter. Above the caller. Above the guest, even when he's speakeen! ;:)
Quote from: Charles on April 14, 2008, 07:40:35 PM

They should put this in front of George everynight before the show begins ... with a big red flashing bulb above it ... just as a reminder.

I'm TELLING YOU! He HAS begun to think first! And it does him no real good.Just new humor for me. This is the reason for the many beautifully yet dismayingly funny quotes (such as the above) lately evolving into what I'm calling Noory's Balls of Consonants. It must have come to his attention that people have actually noticed these fetid gems so he THINKS first now, (about everything but the guest, caller, and/or topic) and, launching into some desperate attempt at intelligent response, catches himself, letting his words descend into a 2 or 3 syllable non-word, fading as the guest speaks over him just in time. He said NOTHING. And now, more often, counts on the hope that the listeners just think they "missed it" ~ and didn't quite hear him.
Don't miss these subtle features in the evolving performance of an idiot.
Just checked that link and who do I hear??? NOOOOORRRYY!
Radio and Podcasts / Re: I about died...
May 26, 2008, 04:13:29 AM
That is wonderfully Noory.
Archive of Old Threads / Re: Audio Clips Wanted
May 26, 2008, 04:11:40 AM
No audio but will see if I can do some.
One idea might be stringing together some of the mumblings he's taken to  especially since the start of '08 or so. Ever self-conscious (rather than involved with the show) he must have read criticisms of his mindless comments so now he has taken to making some unintelligible sound done in a falsely confident inflection, knowing he's not saying ANYthing, and counting on the listeners to belileve they just misunderstood, or the reception was bad. Or something. Because they ARE NOT WORDS! They are purposely non-English - or any other language - mutterings that he has now come to use to replace any words he might otherwise say but which he knows are worthless, so holding a higher value in a slurred ball of consonants, he catches himself and uses them instead. Good choice.
For humor, I have repeated aloud the stupid noise he just made, and feigning sincere intention, made myself crack up laughing as I repeated his idiot noises and the goofiness of what must be the experience of being in George Noory's head. :D
Too damn funny.
Enjoy. If it breaks just search for Art Bell on Shoutcast.
Great! ;:)
I just checked the link to make sure it works and it's "Server Full". Only so many listeners at a time on these links. Oh well. At least it is working.

****ADMIN EDIT**** the above link is dead.  use this:
if that doesn't work, use this:
Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on May 24, 2008, 12:04:18 AM
Already (I'm listening to the show right now) Art has shown the masterful skills of old. ***I feel so much for him*** His First caller, on the First-time caller line, during First Hour open lines.... HAD HER RADIO ON IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!!!  (11:11!!!!  12/21/2012!!!! U.S. President George Noory!!!!! ) Then, she turns into one of George's usual wacky callers. Then, SHE BREAKS DOWN CRYING IN A BLUBBERING MESS!!! HIS FIRST CALLER!!!  And what happens.....Art graciously exits and turns the situation around with an introspective and optimistic mini-commentary. SKillz baby, MAD SKillZ!!

I missed that part, but that is the hyoooge difference between the two. He will say something meaningful. As if, you know, he was actually present,alive, and aware or something.
You know there are bad and/or boring people in the media but Noory has STRAIGHT UP ROBBED US!
The guy is just so bad that it is GRATING upon the sensibilities of so many of us, I can now see through this and other "Noory Sucks" formats. And to think that Noory actually shows such obvious resentment for Art when he is forced to mention or acknowledge him. It is just a flippin' shame.
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