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#1
Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
October 09, 2022, 09:12:15 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on October 09, 2022, 02:42:37 PMNot again!


You can take my butter anytime, kid. You need it more than me.

Too fuuny
#2
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ian Punnett
October 08, 2022, 10:56:54 PM
The most punchable face in radio.

#3
Radio and Podcasts / Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar
October 02, 2022, 07:36:06 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on October 02, 2022, 01:31:13 PMI'm banned from OurGOObeanieGOPPERHEADgab.

What now? Does YouTube have a brand or is YouTube a brand? Discuss while I crash this b**** with no survivors, or find a place to park whichever comes first.

You are a star attraction---> https://rubinigab.com/index.php?topic=3803.msg6836;topicseen#msg6836
#4
Radio and Podcasts / Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar
October 02, 2022, 01:41:12 AM
Quote from: Jackstar on October 02, 2022, 12:25:55 AMI have more content to upload. I cannot. Shadowbanned by YouTube: I knew it would end up this way. It felt like destiny, because while they called it "YouTube," it never felt like MeTube.

I suppose it does now. This time, I don't have a channel that mysteriously disappears while I'm in custody; this time, it just doesn't let me upload from the two devices I tried to do it with. As this is not a desired outcome, merely a fated one, I won't bother trying over and over trying to get back to working trying to upload my content; when I what I could be doing, is working on making more content.

I am making this post to let you all know that there is more content, but I am now officially a member of the Full-On Silenced Club. Or whatever. Truth be told, it's not the first time I've been shadowbanned before.

And I will fight and rape to the death, anyone who dares say any thing otherwise. Eyes on you, Bellgab.

I'm watching you.

FFS just STOP
#5
Quote from: ksm32 on September 29, 2022, 10:00:21 PMAll my single malt seems to be disappearing.

And a hearty troll toast to you too!

#6
Politics / Re: Oh, Canada! ::)
September 29, 2022, 12:05:58 AM
Quote from: WOTR on September 28, 2022, 11:41:32 PMOur national embarrassment strikes again. Why he does not just move in with a lover named Juan and try his hand acting on broadway and spare us all his crap is beyond me. I think everybody (Candians, Sofie, Jagmeet and Justine) would all be happier.

He can join Zelensky while he's at it.

#8
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Inner Reach Hour
September 20, 2022, 12:02:08 AM
Quote from: Jackstar on September 19, 2022, 09:06:47 PMI just imagine myself back in high school where nobody talks to me unless I'm being set up for the bees, and it just seems like old times.

Damn, not the bees, man. NOT THE BEES!


#9
Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind
September 19, 2022, 01:34:39 AM
TRUTH OR TRASH?



Dead real
#10
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
September 17, 2022, 09:57:04 PM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 17, 2022, 08:14:50 AMSigh...Heathens.

The soldiers are the Welsh Guards. The goat is their regimental mascot, not the monarch's.

No debunking neccessary.

Plenty of explanations required.


#11
Quote from: Dateline on September 14, 2022, 04:19:53 AMThis is surreal.  I just forgot the name of another forum and typed Bellgab.  It lives once more.

The mystery really is who we have to thank for this renaissance.

MV has passed the torch.
#12
Politics / Re: The Creeping Felony Conviction Thread
September 12, 2022, 08:12:39 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on September 12, 2022, 07:59:20 PMMeanwhile, I'm okay with not bothering to upload more content. And I won't tell you what you're OK with. I won't tell you other things too.

(goddam this is hot content. I wish I could upload it. But really, why bother? You're okay with just imagining it anyway. Frick! Damn.

Unfortunately I have no reason to just... show off. That would be an insult to The Court. Shuckydarn.)

9 AM tommorrow

https://bugbeelaw.com/4th-degree-assault/
#13
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
September 11, 2022, 09:59:04 PM
Quote from: Innerreach on September 11, 2022, 02:37:48 PMNot at flattering as the M.D. Embroidered banana sock. 🙃

🍌 🧦

Zat da one?

#14
Quote from: Anthonys Art on September 10, 2022, 07:33:56 AMGuys check this out, I have this awesome Star Wars coloring book!

Ooooh! Me likey.

#16
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 08, 2022, 02:22:06 PMYou should handcraft a Goofiest Fucker on Bellgab award and then award it to yourself.

you cruel bastard
#17
Politics / Re: Oh, Canada! ::)
September 07, 2022, 10:17:55 PM
Quote from: albrecht on September 07, 2022, 11:58:35 AM;D  The RCMP not looking good here. Much better in the old radio dramas and the tv show.


They got their man and they killed him. The polite Canadian way saying he went into medical distress after he was arrested.
#18
Random Topics / Re: Are you Covid-19 Dead Yet?
September 05, 2022, 04:15:44 AM
#19
Random Topics / Re: SHREDNI FASHTARIII
September 02, 2022, 05:26:01 AM
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 02, 2022, 04:52:22 AM
Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 02, 2022, 04:46:11 AMI will be shortly going undercover to coordinate some of the initial mischief before we get out the big stick on y'all!

That means he's going to bed  ;D

#21
Politics / Re: Oh, Canada! ::)
August 30, 2022, 11:25:42 PM
Quote from: albrecht on August 30, 2022, 01:07:31 PMI don't appreciate the DL/DR deal but this was quite a rant, so a bit tough to weigh through it. And I like rants, regardless of if I agree. But. The "rare Bea Arthur baseball cards" threw me and piqued my interest. Because I also think "Aunt Bea" when Bea Arthur is mentioned. My Mandela Effect. And in most cases make better scenarios and time-lines. "We gotta eat all these pickles Opie before your baseball playing aunt comes home." "Geeee all these pickles?" "Yup but you'll get to be a Hollywood bigshot."

Welcome to the inner reaches of Jackstar's warped shoreline of sanity. One of his noted pet fetishes is that haunting dominatrix Bea Arthur.



https://www.today.com/popculture/bea-arthur-nude-painting-sells-1-9-million-1C9948196
#22
Quote from: Anthonys Art on August 27, 2022, 08:14:07 AMAll trump did was try to divide millions of Americans. Also, Donald Trump is a racist! Joe Biden, isn't like that at all. Joe Biden is a awesome and caring person. Joe Biden never talks down about anyone, he is just a great person 🙂!

Look, FAT, look, here's the deal!

#23
Politics / Re: Who Is Q ANON?
August 27, 2022, 01:45:14 AM
Quote from: Jackstar on August 26, 2022, 12:41:43 PMThis space, once intended to be overflowing with content... now exists only



SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!ONOE!!111!!!



(suffering consequences is back in style.)

#24
Random Topics / Re: These ARE The Days
August 24, 2022, 07:39:34 PM
#25
Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind
August 23, 2022, 10:41:05 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 23, 2022, 10:31:07 AMBe my guest!  You should hear it in Norwegian, sounds perfectly vile.

My graymalkin almost puked

https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=no&text=cabbage%20rot&op=translate

just a hairball
#26
Radio and Podcasts / Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar
August 19, 2022, 08:56:39 PM
Quote from: Fruitdriller on August 19, 2022, 01:15:26 PMI don't have any meth. Thanks for your opinion.

Not a valid attachment ID.


A pleasure for you as always I'm sure.



(I don't feel like talking about what I am in a state of grave disappointment about so this is the extent of your Jackstar content for today. Semper f.0.)

Still ugly as fuck discarded goulash.

BTW what is that thing on your head? Someone's underwear you found under a bridge?
#27
Radio and Podcasts / Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar
August 18, 2022, 09:38:26 PM
Quote from: Fruitdriller on August 18, 2022, 08:11:35 AM10/10 for style, but minus several million for misspelling "relevant." And, as to why are people "freaking out"... I suspect that's because I knew that this was going to happen, very nearly the exact event, and I told anyone who would stop and stand still long enough to listen, that it was going to happen.

And, it has. That was me, that was then, and yes it's all true. Except for the parts about being pregnant. I'm not pregnant at all, and neither were you.

(PROT), GO HOME. DON'T CALL. JUST DO IT.

GO
HOME.

This is Fruitfucker, (j*eol/signing off)5:555:0|1lIeweminniemiatTATaY|0:5^uli:5(WTTPP) ,nailPxeol

Damn you looked like shit on the Groyper cast. Lay a little off the meth man.
#28
Quote from: Juan on August 17, 2022, 05:34:59 PMEarly on during the Wuhan they were worried about it spreading through farts.  Remember that?  It's probably here on Bellgab.

Back in the day when "Trust the Science!" was shouted from the turrets.


#29
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 17, 2022, 10:02:28 AMNo poodles are very 1965, it's French bulldogs now




Take me back!

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