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The idea of a new Art Bell program is really nice to think about.  Hopefully it'll  come to pass quickly!

I'll give it a try again.  It WAS kind of quiet.  Maybe things will perk up, but in a nice way.

Quote from: The Professor on July 20, 2009, 01:37:19 AM
Noory's new advert has him saying he takes Natran's Healthy Trinity Pro-Biotic every day and the results have been incredible!....

...wow, with those results, shouldn't the FDA be shutting down this company immediately?

Unless you consider that 'incredible' is in the eye of the beholder . . .

Your BIG smileys are cute.  Where are they to be found, please? 

Before Steve Quayle (is that the spelling, or even the name?), when Ian pushed the guy to the wall - that was good stuff.  IMHO.  He called that guy out, and said what most felt, again, in MY opinion, that doom and gloom and fear just isn't right, all the time.  Being aware is one thing.  Irrational fear doesn't serve any one's best interest. 

The following week, Ian capitulated.  He grovelled, he prostrated himself in front of us all.  There is nothing wrong with humility, but the sucking up was pretty bad.  Ian, again in my opinion, changed that night. 

I used to do everything possible to make sure I could listen on Saturday nights, and the rare Sundays.  I enjoyed his humor, when many did not.  A person might not care for his religious beliefs, but many times he could talk intelligently about them.  But he's changed, and I don't have the ability to give words to how I think he's changed, but I rarely, if ever, turn on the radio to listen to anyone on Coast.  Now that I'm out of the habit, I don't even bother with Knapp.

There are other things I enjoy.  One is sleeping. 

sigh

I used to be an apologist for Ian.  No longer.  Don't even bother to listen to him anymore. 

Ah yes.  Much better likeness.  Still, they should offer to pay someone to take it. 

Up in Montana, at many veteran's establishments, in the men's restroom's, a likeness of Jane Fonda is plastered in appropriate places in order to improve the aim. . . .

These offerings on eBay might just serve the same useful purpose.  For a man, of course.  Being of female persuasion, I just wouldn't understand.  (ahem ahem)

Oh for heaven's sake.  "Make an offer."  I would expect them to pay me to take it off their hands. 

Hot Spit.  Look who's here.  Might just be time to come in and sit a spell.  Welcome back, JTC!

Quote from: Frys Girl on July 12, 2009, 03:45:48 PM
And again, Noory with the matching handkerchief.... it does nothing for him.

But it's sure handy for him to grab to mop a sweat-soaked brow. . .

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on July 05, 2009, 11:53:10 PM
I liked it! Pretty amazing memory too. I think maybe you thought of it yourself?

Nope, didn't think of it myself.  It's too clever.

Haven't had George on.  I'm FREE I tell you!  Free. 

But I'm not easy. 

;

Quote from: Frys Girl on July 05, 2009, 11:07:39 PM
I guess what I'm trying to say is: 5 night(mare)s/week are enough!

Once a king, always a king.  But once a knight is enough.

Is that anywhere near haiku?  No.  Poetry?  Not at all.  The only thing amazing is that I remember it after seeing it 23 years ago.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 02, 2009, 10:02:03 PM
George said it escaped from an Aquarium - he'd probably keep it in there instead of in a Terrarium...

Hey George, terra... acqua... terra... acqua... oh, never mind..

WHO escaped from the aquarium?  His grandson Gavin?  Oh my, does George know this yet?

Quote from: claymoremine on July 02, 2009, 07:57:26 PM
Forget it, I have talked with her.  "V" has been less than honest, and she and many others know it.

I've talked with her, too.  I heard it differently.  But, that's okay.  What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. 

Quote from: claymoremine on July 02, 2009, 07:55:17 PM
Sybil is gone because, in my opinion, the thread has degenerated into a "v" thing. The same reason why is was eliminated at GLP.  It's NOT the mods, its NOT the posters...It's V for Vindicative, V for Vendetta, V for Vomit,,, "V" has a history on the internet and it's NOT nice. "V" will sell you a line about being predujiced, or etc, etc, etc,  Be Aware that the peron known as "V' has a longgggggggg history of using people to his own ends.  DO NOT FALL INTO THIS TRAP!!  Hopefully , I can post this before  "V" has it expunged as he usually does.

You are so full of crap.  You're gonna have fun here, however.  And we're going to enjoy your comments.

Quote from: Sophie on July 02, 2009, 05:52:09 PM
Sybil


Why?

Sophie, we're going to hold a vigil for her return.  Maybe we should go on a hunger strike.

Indeed, SW.  Welcome!

Quote from: EvB on July 01, 2009, 05:34:30 PM
Since MV seems to be offline - I'll answer.  I believe you are thinking about anther domain name - which he recently began using again: ufoship.com

Okay, I am going nuts, then.  Great!


I am sad.  This is a comfortable place to be.

Michael, and I going nuts, or do I remember the subject of selling coming up some time back? 

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on July 01, 2009, 02:34:59 AM
Sure thing Mops....Here ya go Itty...

Thank you Gumby.  Just call me Lizzie, and I'll have that song in my head all night.   

Night Gumby
Night Mops

I think we need a Drunk Elk and Stephen Quayle night.  With Ian.  Might have to listen to that one.

Nah. 

Why bother.

Okay.  I need to go to bed. 

hugs to all

I've not listened to George in months and months.  Haven't even listened to The Good George.  Ian.  Haven't listened to him since he capitulated to whoever that guy was, way back when.  Steven Quayle?  You know, he hasn't even been on much with The Bad George, has he?  See, I wouldn't know, being pure now.  No Noory for me.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 01, 2009, 02:16:25 AM
 




No Kool-Aid for me, but always room for Pudding and Vodka...

Is that close to a jello shot?  See, that red is creeping in again.  Red jello.  I like red jello; but I've never had a jello shot.  Maybe I need to get out more.

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on July 01, 2009, 01:56:04 AM
They add sugar. But it's not sugar, it's NutraMindfuck.

And that red stuff is baby blood. No actually it's Red Dye #7 and will cause six hairy tits to grow on your back. Just look at George for Christ sake!

  ROFLMAO, and now needing to find the windex to clean the computer screen!  Thanks a whole bunch, dammit!

Quote from: Mops on July 01, 2009, 01:51:43 AM
Gumby was one of the guys who used to rush in to keep Luke from stalking and bullying Starbrite.

MOPS, you are absolutely right.   

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on July 01, 2009, 01:47:10 AM
Nice post. I'm with ya 100%...cracks me up too. At least a little bit it does. That place damages people just like Noory does. I truly believe that some who we are seeing disrupt us over here have been brain-damaged by listening to too much Noory then sipping cups of Koolaid freshly brewed up just for them at the TAVISTOK INSTITUTE. Lovely thought, that.

Sad.

Gumby, it isn't just the Koolaid.  It's that they add sugar, dammit.  And, RED Koolaid is preferred, and you know what that red stuff does to you.  (Personally, I don't know, but maybe if the question is tossed out, someone can answer.)

Quote from: Mops on July 01, 2009, 01:39:03 AM
It's not fun any more.  The dog figured out the tennis ball was in my other hand the first time I tried it.  Card tricks don't work either.  He knows which ones are marked.

Your question merits a point.  I still have to make up a mistake for Gumby but your name is on the list.  This is getting complicated, and the dog is asleep for the night.

You need to watch "The Dog Whisperer."  You would then learn how to train your dog to be more subservient and let you win once in a while.  Cesar indicates it's just a matter of being pack leader. 

Uh oh.  My name is on a list.  Wouldn't ya know.  I've been trying to avoid that, you know.

Quote from: 11angeleyes11 on July 01, 2009, 01:24:22 AM
Gumby, please, I am serious do not be mean to Starbrite.  I just got a PM from her and she is in bad shape due to personal reasons.  She may not make it.

What do you mean?  She's suicidal, or the cake fell?  She may not make it?  I'm sure no one means her harm.  But, she does kind of set herself up for comment, wouldn't you agree?

Quote from: Mops on July 01, 2009, 12:13:39 AM
Your thankyou is in your checking account or points account.  As long as I don't wind up with negative points I'm okay.  Otherwise I'm not sure if I have enough BS left in me to keep my head above water.  My dog doesn't even believe me anymore.  He rolls his eyes when I try the hidden tennis ball trick.  I nearly retaliated by changing his name to George but that's not the obit I want to be remembered by.

The thing with your dog?  Whose balls ya trying to hide?  Oh.  Tennis balls.  Just what fun is that? 

There you are, dammit!  Hey Sybil, here Gumby is.  It's okay now.