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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 10, 2022, 07:38:34 PMWell, I was probably the first to figure out that you're just a dick but more recently others, like Roz and Groyp, seem to have come to that conclusion also. It's just kinda gratifying. That's all.

He reminds me of Torgo.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on November 01, 2022, 09:21:17 AMHappy to. PM me your address.

Uh oh, K_Dubb is going to scratch MD's eyes out in a fit of jealousy.

I came across 14 shows that are new to me. Maybe they are new to you too. Here is the uploader's description:

Long lost episodes of Art Bell's "Area 2000" radio program from 1993, now found! This was the precursor to Dreamland which broadcast on Sunday nights in the 90s.

Area 2000 was a non-commercial broadcast funded by the Bigelow Foundation, broadcast from KDWN 720 AM Las Vegas Nevada on Sundays 8 to 10 PM Pacific Time.

These were apparently recorded off the radio from Yuma AZ, so the signal fades from time to time. (Much thanks to Youtube user Sable Lidara!)

https://archive.org/details/ArtBellArea2000

Quote from: WOTR on October 19, 2022, 12:14:11 AMI feel badly for having hijacked your thread of romance, courting and proposed love with my sordid tales of proposed bondage, drug use and gay sex. If I may offer a suggestion on your answer as partial penance for my transgression?

I have custom built a magic 8 ball for just such an occasion. In answer to:
It comes up with "the answer to this question is dependent on your answer to the proposal."

Really, we are back to requiring an answer of Roz to your earlier question before you should be required to answer the more recent question.

The short answer is no.
The long answer is noooooooooooooooooo!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 18, 2022, 01:17:41 PMHe's pathetic. 🙄

Yes, that is why I've been so polite toward him. I see now I shouldn't have been. Live and learn, I guess.

Quote from: pate on October 16, 2022, 06:16:17 PMIf you say so.

I do indeed.

QuoteThis is sometimes referred to as "Nice Guy Syndrome", which is used to describe a sense of entitlement to sexual or romantic attention from women simply for being "nice", and irrational anger when that attention is not forthcoming

I think a lot of Bellgabbers could benefit from this educational video:

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 17, 2022, 01:18:59 PMI hope so, I really want to be his Veep!!!

Well, if you do win the election the amount of women he meets that are lesbians will go down drastically.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 16, 2022, 06:04:41 PM

Waaait a minute...has he been serious all these years?!

Quote from: pate on October 16, 2022, 05:57:55 PMI believe you are being deliberately obtuse, but what disturbs me most is that you somehow associate bestiality with that particular job listing.

I am going to formally withdraw the Temporary Commander PFDRp proposal from the table, I wouldn't want you corrupting the Canine Armed Forces.

I do not judge:  your politics are your own, but the risk to the troops is not worth it.  I suppose, I was wrong about your likelihood of being suitable for that particular job.

Basically, I need someone to take local command of the PFRDp during my scholastic mission to Hawai'i for the Botany degree.  Keep the dogs fed, keep the house from burning down, maybe Fix Some Shit for a little extra bonus money (assuming you have skills), possibly manage the state owned company.

I figured you would like it as a break from whatever monotonous existence you currently enjoy:  there is a Lesbian Bar down the street (withing walking distance) that I figured you might enjoy, it seems popular.  I know my neighbor frequents the place, and she is literally a huge lesbian.

Anyhow, scratch that one.

In spite of your weird thoughts about sex with animals, I can still offer you the Executive Officer for the Hawai'i Botany Mission job (I suppose in the civilian world that would be something like CEO-Operations or something, a glorified Executive Assistant?) that is actually entirely superfluous.

I will probably be fine on my own, and if not I can fill the position from the local population.  But again, I figured you might enjoy the break from your personal hell:

I have even left the option for you to seek part-time employment if you get bored of being a beach bum. 

Probably, I would want you to keep the fridge stocked with food and beverage (I can prepare my own meals), maybe run interference if some island fat chick/gay dude (U of H are the "Rainbow Warriors" after all) wants a piece of the pate, scout the local drinking establishments, pick up some fresh local vanilla beans (which are actually orchids not legumes), & what-have-you.

I could do all that stuff on my own, but someone to help with the extra curricular activites would probably free me up to focus on getting the degree knocked out in the minimum amount of time.

If you played it correctly, you might be neatly ensconced within the Hawai'ian economy by the time I complete my mission and we part ways (hence the One-way trip rather than Round-trip option).

Honestly, I am surprised that your reading comprehension ability approaches Dr. MD MD-esque levels, which is why I think you are being deliberately obtuse (as I said at the beginning of this missive)!



Prosit!
-p

#NiceGuySyndrome

Quote from: WOTR on October 16, 2022, 12:13:15 AMRumour has it that she bought some internet site dedicated to Art Bell and the stepped out for cigarettes.

*But I may wrong.

She seems to have been absorbed into/glommed onto the Rubini/Whitecrow/theOne/tootsie cult.

#brigacy#sad

I'll burn a coffee scented candle for her.

Quote from: pate on October 15, 2022, 08:52:49 PMHey Roz,

I have two proposals for you today.  Both are expected to begin the second quarter of fiscal year 2024 (Q2FY2024) and will run no later than the second quarter of fiscal year 2027 (NLT: Q2FY2027) these are directly related to the PFDRp Expeditionary Force Hawai'i mission planned for that time period.

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Executive Officer (CW5), Rear Detachment - PFDRp Expeditionary Force Hawai'i Command/Support BDE
    Standard/Non-Standard 3-year Contract, CW5 pay/grade with option to extend.
    Contract Performance Benchmark requirements
    Bonus Contract Performance Opportunities, tiered based on exceeding base contract benchmarks
        Applicable skill-sets (non-inclusive list):  Animal Husbandry/Training, Carpentry, Electrical, Masonry, Plumbing, Property Maintenance, Site Security, Turf & Plant Maintenance, &c.

Regards,
-p

I'm not sure what you're asking here but if it's for advice I would avoid the animal rape job, but that's just me.

Quote from: WOTR on September 04, 2022, 03:15:20 AMPossibly Brig?

Where is the old bat anyway?

Quote from: Jackstar on October 14, 2022, 10:09:18 AMNo one likes you.

Rigged! I demand a recount!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 14, 2022, 08:53:18 PMI assume the Ukrainian he married, sucked him dry and kicked his little dutch boy butt to the curb once the bank account was empty.

I hope she had the decency to give him his protein rich compost worms he said he would survive on.

I guess I'll listen to this now. Better late than never.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2022, 07:39:14 PMI'm psychic. Hold on, I'm tuning into your frequency...

Ayyy lmao

Or worldwide lockdowns. Any psychics predicting a nuclear bomb dropping anywhere?

Where is Ed Dames these days? It will probably hit right there.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 23, 2022, 09:43:57 AMIt's the simplest explanation 🤷🏼�♂️ Rubini deletes his own posts on his own board with remarkable alacrity, he's only one who cares about that shit lmao

Where are his posts on this board? He definitely posted because people quoted him after the edit period ended.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 10, 2022, 07:17:51 PMAnd they are?

I deleted my original answer. I mean this is the Falkie thread, a place for love and light, let's keep it pure.

I'll post your answer in a different thread when I'm at my desktop.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 10, 2022, 06:57:39 PMLiberals are distgusting degenerates, you bloated, yeast-infested twat. I should know. I used to be one.

I don't think I'm a full on liberal. There's at least three republican issues I support.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 10, 2022, 06:52:22 PMYou seem to be extending the kink hand to those of such predilections; but I'm not judging.

Well, I had to for the joke. Feel free to kink shame all you want.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 09, 2022, 05:52:19 PMIt's not borne out by photographic evidence; drump is unable to stand upright.  You cannot view this attachment.

That's a weird stance, the way he sticks his butt out. Maybe he's pandering to the People Who Like Butts crowd.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 10, 2022, 08:52:04 AMYou have your own caste system. Those partial to artificial orange, and those who are not.

You cannot view this attachment.

Hey, don't kink shame. Maybe he likes golden showers to the face.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 08, 2022, 06:52:29 PMNot sure I made a GIF of that...let me check...

This one is strawberries and cream

Welcome back.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 08, 2022, 06:42:23 PMWhat?

Hi Yorkshire, welcome back.

I have until now avoided seeing Kathy eat. I still haven't watched the one from years ago of her at a restaurant eating a steak, I think it was, that was so popular.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 10, 2022, 04:36:24 PMAn interesting episode where Senda discusses his plan to have Patty drive him to a storage facility where he will rent a dolly for $11. They will return to Senda's pad, attempt to carve a path to the dying refrigerator by piling shit up on his bed. They will then leave the unit "downstairs" and Senda will  purchase an Igloo cooler which he will routinely fill with ice at $3 a bag until he can save up enough for a chest freezer which he shall prop up via milk crates.

I could not have made that lunacy up if I had to. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNp8J8Ylqqs

11:40 I bet he can get that cat's whole head in his mouth. I wonder if he's tried.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 08, 2022, 05:39:23 PMAlways has been. Welcome to the party!

Thanks, I brought sardines for everyone.

Also, I'm getting notifications on Edge browser when someone replies to my post. That's unsettling.

Quote from: Juan on September 08, 2022, 06:52:36 AMGetting close.
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/chris-queen/2022/09/08/breaking-queen-elizabeth-ii-under-medical-supervision-family-notified-n1627799

I was here earlier when you posted this then 10 minutes later I get a notification on my phone that she died. Apparently Bellgab is where I go to get breaking news.