BellGab.com Archive

UPDATE: (contains spoilers):  I just received a phone call from the Bell Air, California police, where my ex wife is "supposedly" living now.  Last time I tried calling my ex she told me she was moving to Antarctica, so I know this must be a phoney call.  Well this "police officer" (which was a woman, so I KNOW it wasn't real, everyone knows women can't be police officers) warned me of violating the restraining order my ex has against me.  I really think Bell is trying to reach out to me through these various third parties.  I have sent him over 4,000 letters to his home in Parhump over the past decade.  I even included pictures of myself showing my tattoos of his and Ramona's faces on my lower back.  He has chosen me to get the word out:  Bel Air...get it...Art Bell on the air. And this supposed restraining order must refer to Art's non-compete clause with Premiere.  He is getting ready to violate it! I can feel it in my bones, Bell is back....stay tuned....

I have a third cousin that works at Serius/XM in the custodial department and she has it on inside knowledge that Art Bell has met, on at least 3 occasions, with Howard Stern about Art taking over Jackie "the Joke man" Martling's position.  Interestingly, Serius/XM is also in negotiations with KNYE to buy out all of the tapes of Ed Dames from the 1990s.  Coincidence??? I think that we might be on the verge of a huge announcement where Stern, Bell, and Dames decide to go head to head with Coast and Noory.  Also, my ex-wife, who works at Verizon, texted me the other day to "blow me."  Now mind you, it has already been confirmed by Fort Rock's Portland source that Bell uses Verizon...so could her message to "blow me" be Bell trying to reach out to the fanbase through a third party about the wind still blowing???  Im mentally in a really good place right now.  My Dr. says that my theories are really good and that I am making progress since the government-ordered castration...Stay Tuned....