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Reminds me of that scene in The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years, where a group confiscating jewelry from all these metalhead kids make a point of saying how the spiked bracelets can be used as weapons.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 30, 2014, 05:32:10 PM
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Note the date of purchase on the tickets - that be today, and the lack of 'Service' Charges - meaning they were bot at the Box Office.

The cucumbers - nice Persians, the good kind.  Rainier and Bing Cherries (I ate most of the Rainiers on the way home).  Fresh Calif avocados - the small ones with the tiny seeds.  Note the cooking instructions for the won tons, aka dumplings - that's not from Safeway. 

I'd invite you over to dinner, but I'm not sure there's enough

Now run along

Those are some awfully phallic cucumbers you have there, will you be cutting them up? Or making them into snakes?


Amazing! Turning a Cucumber Into a Live Snake with the Sharpest Knife in the World.

Is it anti-gun to want owners & collectors to be certified before owning?  And to abide by goals that'd keep guns out of their endfeaibled offspring's hands?

At last, the true story of George Noory revealed.



The answer we just weren't ready for, but always expected.

Union is a very  scary word to Walmart managers & staff, though common to folks overseas in the NATO states it's something they actively work against elsewhere, all the while they profit from the 3rd world and grow to be the leading employer of U.S. citizens.


Yoshi's Island: Subliminal Soviet Propaganda?

Quote from: someguy on December 25, 2013, 04:38:55 AM
It really worked out well how they divided everyone. You have people being exploited, yet they'll still talk about the "job creators" and bitch about stuff like occupy wall street and unions. Then they'll break their ass while being underpaid for a necessary job. And that's not to mention the young people who don't know that you're allowed to tell your boss no when you're asked to do dangerous things.


Solidarity Forever (Pete Seeger)

Shake Hands with Danger (1970)

George, can we have more advertisements about trucks that are so tough they can carry other trucks?

Quote from: (Not) George Noory on August 17, 2013, 02:14:01 AM
O.K., I'm ready. Let's do this thing.

What obscene sexual favors are you not willing to perform for turmeric?

Quote from: SnapT on August 17, 2013, 01:56:32 AM
Tonight's C2C TV themes...

You forgot one.

Quote from: (Not) George Noory on August 17, 2013, 01:56:04 AM
Onan should have seen how they used to treat me on the old God Like Production thread. Brutal. I'm treated like a king here.

Fucking G.L.P. that place is too far gone. Speaking of, have you been there taking notes? It would explain a lot.

Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on August 17, 2013, 01:43:02 AM
Actually, I'll just leave. Onan, you are the biggest bitch on the forum in my opinion. No offense.
Have fun with Jeorge guys.

So long farewell

Quote from: onan on August 17, 2013, 01:10:31 AM
Umm, the pants... all yours, my friend.

Those obvious aren't David's pants, these are.

Quote from: lonevoice on August 17, 2013, 01:03:36 AM
Maybe we could ask Dave to give Maxwell a shout out and he'd come back.

Good plan, but I think they're just feeling "meh" about Georgie Porgy, and not bothering tonight. Guess we'll just have to wait four hours for it to hit youtube.

Quote from: SnapT on August 17, 2013, 12:57:22 AM
Noory got Bateman'd twice in one night!

By NON-BATEMANS!

Amazing, a shame Maxwell isn't around to deliver the clips.

I'll just leave this here.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 17, 2013, 12:28:26 AM

I can only speculate it was Tommy, and he told him over lunch at the Greek place.

I would guess those two have quite a time. George has made the 'Shroud of Urine' comment on at least a couple shows.  It can only be because he and Tommy joked about it all day, and it carried over to the show.  Tommy must delight in trying to gross George out with stories of baby deaths and animal mutilations, and vice versa.  They must be quite the duo around the office.

I can hear it now ''Hey, George, you know that cat Goatsy..."

I'm starting to wonder where George would be without Tommy, he seems like a combination seeing eye dog and parental guardian.

"No George, don't put the fork in the power outlet, that hurts."

"No George, keep your hand off of the stove, or you'll burn yourself."

"George, stop making that face or it'll stay that way."

Quote from: someguy on August 17, 2013, 12:16:22 AM
Check your PMs

Good man.

Quote from: lonevoice on August 17, 2013, 12:03:07 AM
Haha, yes!  I've been getting ready by listening to hours of Art shows almost every day.  Today I listened to Fr. Malachi's first show in 1996.  All five hours of it, and it was bliss.

Alien in the freezer, all day everyday.

Gnoory really does brighten our day with sunshine. Hope he keeps this up even after Art's show starts.

Shame on him though, doubting poor sweet lil' Goatsy- an innocent catte that needs our love & prayers to get well soon. 

For shame George Noory, for shame. 

Don't you know how much that little brindle means to us?

And he's such a sweetie too. Be more considerate next time George, and pray- pray with all your heart like the rest of us that he gets well soon. 

Quote from: onan on August 16, 2013, 05:18:28 AM
Lion's den, wtf!!!... dum dum dum... Can he overcome the fear? Can he escape? Will he ever be the same?

Wow, that noory is a really brave guy. I mean typing to and at people that ask questions that can't be answered with patter.

Quote from: MV on August 16, 2013, 01:22:49 AM
this is how you critique without frothing at the mouth like a madman.

Quote from: ziznak on August 16, 2013, 12:23:40 AM
per request... I'm blowing my fav avy up... and I must give credit where credit is due... I believe Sardondi get credit for the concept.... he was the creative mind that guided my photoslopping mouse for this great work of Art.... that seems very appropriate at this time... in fact i think the convo that gave it birth had a lot to do with a "what would it be like if Art actually came back to coast" ... or something like that... and here's another "..." just cause the grammer guys love me for it.

Is that Jambi Wells in there? Because it looks like Muammar Gaddafi.

Did.... Did anyone else just hear the California Psychics.com ad?


Miss Cleo Commercial - Call Me Now!

Quote from: eddie dean on August 15, 2013, 11:53:41 PM
I vote for the bottom pic, if that is the one where the Russian reporter is attacked out of the blue by the bear.

Uhm, that's a dog, man.

Which is us?

This:

or

This:

Quote from: NowhereInTime on August 15, 2013, 11:18:27 PM
Jorch just acknowledged that this site has "kept him honest" the past few days.  Kudos Gabbers!

Adventure Time- Hit in the Boingloings

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 15, 2013, 11:19:50 PM
It's the fucking lion den in here!

"If you are to be kept right, you must possess either good friends or red-hot enemies. The one will warn you, the other will expose you." - Diogenes of Sinope.

Quote from: popple on August 09, 2013, 12:17:11 AM
Type George Noory into google images and....



is this all the same person?

Time to make the doughnuts.

Quote from: SaucyRossy on August 15, 2013, 11:06:19 PM
Whoa. Whoa. Whooooooooooaaaa.

Please do not associate him with a comic book reader, that's just an insult to comic book geeks everywhere.

Including me. 

I don't think Dave Snoory has read a single issue of Red So, it would completely change his outlook on life for the better.

Quote from: Nighthawk on August 15, 2013, 10:59:43 PM
I am not going to argue or get into a debate about Noory. I just wanted to post my thoughts on this whole thread I have been reading for the past year or more. Lots of folks have been posting what they think should be some new bumper music for Arts new show. So I want to post one!! Well this is what I strongly feel should be one of Arts bumper tunes come September.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MaLmg40Bd0

Good call. I think this fits Art's taste better though.


James Blunt - 1973 (Video)

In before this is the subject of an episode of Coast to Coast in the next three months.

Quote from: coaster on August 15, 2013, 10:48:24 PM
I hate seeing that damn video.  If I knew people were actually going to watch it, I would of put some more effort into it.

It's quite good, and I wonder how many realize that's really him barking.