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I think it’s Dave.....Noory
Damn. That church is about 15 miles from my house. I pass by all the time when going into San Antonio.
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
September 26, 2017, 02:07:27 PM
Quote from: Swishypants on September 26, 2017, 07:43:31 AM
This place reminds me of a once grand theater, now full hobo's darting around in the shadows, raping one another, and drinking lighter fluid. :)

Random Topics / Re: my A/C is broken :(
May 18, 2017, 04:15:46 PM
Same shit happened to me. I used a blow dryer on hottest setting to melt the ice.
I'm a pretty limber dude and if try I could probably suck my own dick. How gay is that?
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
April 24, 2017, 07:58:14 PM
I literally can't feel my ass right now. My butt cheeks have gone numb from sitting on the pot reading the last 10+ pages. Kudos everyone. Bellgab, the best thing to read while taking a dump.
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
March 23, 2017, 06:32:59 PM
Quote from: Σ> on March 23, 2017, 05:57:35 PM
it is.  there are no other forums.  your beliefs are confirmed.

This is indeed confirmed. I've said it before and I'll say it again, when I hunker down for a nice dump, the only interweb site I read is Bellgab. No Fox News, No ESPN, no porn, no nothing. Just Bellgab. Keep Bellgab wierd dammit!
Random Topics / Re: Is Bellgab Forum Dying?
February 10, 2017, 04:34:16 PM
MV, I wouldn't change a thing. It gives me something to do while taking a shit.
Politics / Re: Guns
January 10, 2017, 04:57:18 PM
Quote from: 21st Century Man on January 10, 2017, 03:29:49 PM
According to the Washington Post, a .22 LR is now a high-powered semi-automatic rifle. ROTF!!


My Browning Buck Mark rifle actually is a semi-auto. Not exactly high-powered though.
Politics / Re: President-Elect Donald J. Trump
January 07, 2017, 06:42:12 PM
Quote from: albrecht on January 07, 2017, 06:17:32 PM
Which is why it is fascinating to see how leftists love Islam and always are telling us it is a 'religion of peace', let in "refugees," change our laws or culture to accommodate Muslims, etc. When, in practice, they are the anti-thesis of what leftists promote: they are anti-homosexual, misogynistic, against secular education, believe in a god, practice slavery, demand a large public role for religion, etc. The only thing going for Islam is that they also share the hatred of Western culture, capitalism, national borders, Christianity, etc and so they promote it, even when it bites them in some terror attack or rape.
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
December 26, 2016, 08:14:09 PM
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Random Topics / Re: Your Lunch Box In Elementary School
November 20, 2016, 12:46:42 PM
Quote from: Al Capone's Vault on November 20, 2016, 11:59:41 AM
Are you me?

I didn't have a lunch box though. My parents didn't care whether I ate or not. They weren't as common in the rural South anyway.

I grew up in South Texas so I got a lot of dirty looks from the old folks. I wore my Ozzy Diary of a Madman shirt for my 5th grade class picture. My teacher made me wear a button up shirt over it but right before the cameraman snapped the picture, I stealthily dropped the outer shirt and there I am beaming in my Ozzy shirt.
Random Topics / Re: Your Lunch Box In Elementary School
November 20, 2016, 11:57:09 AM
I was the kid with long hair and older sibling's Black Sabbath T-shirt that other parents wouldn't let their kids play with
Politics / Re: President-Elect Donald J. Trump
November 14, 2016, 06:20:18 PM
I can't wait until the first professional sports team gets to meet the Pres.
Politics / Re: Election night 2016
November 09, 2016, 01:34:35 AM
Quote from: jaz on November 09, 2016, 01:32:59 AM
I'm so happy that that smarmy Anderson Cooper has to sit there and watch this all happening rather than go home and cry into his pillow.

Or bite his pillow, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Politics / Re: Election night 2016
November 09, 2016, 01:32:39 AM
Politics / Re: Election night 2016
November 08, 2016, 11:08:27 PM
Trump just went ahead in Pennsylvania. Waiting on Lebanon County.
Random Topics / Re: The NHL Thread
November 04, 2016, 08:26:57 PM
Quote from: akwilly on November 04, 2016, 08:24:41 PM
holy crap! 10-0 is maybe the equivalent of 80-0 in an NFL game.

Big Jackets fan here. It should have been 11-0, but one goal was negated.
Politics / Re: Donald Trump
November 01, 2016, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: 136 or 142 on November 01, 2016, 09:52:16 AM
I didn't write the initial post so I didn't want to answer for them.  This was what I was originally thinking though:

"Your denial of Trump's links with Russia reminds me of Boomhauser from King of the Hill.  You see loony conspiracies everywhere, while you don't even notice that your wife is cheating on you right under your nose."

Is that better?

Actually Dale Gribble is the paranoid conspiracy theorist whose wife was cheating on him.
Random Topics / Re: The NHL Thread
September 26, 2016, 05:56:34 PM
I know it's preseason but dammit, it feels great flipping between Sens/Leafs and Canes/Caps while drinking Labatt's.
Politics / Re: Protests in Charlotte, North Carolina
September 22, 2016, 10:54:39 PM
Just found out I'm a White Devil

Random Topics / Re: Ferris Buellers day off sucked
September 17, 2016, 07:33:05 PM
Quote from: jaz on September 17, 2016, 07:24:04 PM
Sloan was hot.
I thought the mom was hotter
Random Topics / Re: Skills you have that are obsolete
September 07, 2016, 02:47:37 PM
Eating a homeade dinner with my wife and three teenagers at an actual kitchen table with no phones, tablets, or tv's involved. The only noise is real conversation.
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Amy On The Radio
May 05, 2016, 06:05:50 PM
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
April 27, 2016, 09:20:43 PM

Just now
Quote from: ponyboysunset on April 11, 2016, 12:54:13 PM
Not me, I love the cock.
(Bonus points if you get the reference, and from what movie, although technically the quote is, "He loves the cock.")

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
March 16, 2016, 06:10:24 PM
Quote from: albrecht on March 16, 2016, 06:02:09 PM
I've never had it but always been curious. Don't our French-types in the Great White North put cheese curds and gravy on french fries?

Re: fries. When in Rome, not literally but in Netherlands or Belgium, I used mayo, though the curry-ketchup is pretty tasty also. At first I didn't really like but it grows on you. They also call a raw ground beef sandwich Filet Americaine or something. Ha. And that is good also, like steak tartar, but you can take it away or eat while driving.

Indeed they do. It's called poutine and it's a favorite in Quebec City. I had it at the old Colisee while attending a Quebec Remparts hockey game.
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 27, 2016, 10:07:22 AM
Quote from: Sean92008 on January 26, 2016, 11:43:12 PM
Of all the ass-tards on BellGag, I love most of them but Ciardelo is the ONLY one I've hit ignore on.

Like I previously posted...  He's as useful as a banjo in Metallica.

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