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Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on January 29, 2017, 11:20:50 PM
I hiv nooo tyme fur yewr seeeley ticnicallytees. 

Eet eez 'ard to keep up zis aczent theng. Ai wish mon masculine 'usband Six Week Tenuré thought up a diffairént nashé-onalitay to geev me.

Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on January 29, 2017, 11:13:42 PM
Em, think yew su verrrrrrrrrrry mich firrrr yewrrrrrrr keendaness.  Butt I am verrrrrrrry  mush sittisfeed weeth wut I hiv.

Au Reservoir.

See?  I can type if French too. 

But eet zeems you ave trooble with Eengleesh. 

Quote from: lukathing03 on January 29, 2017, 11:11:31 PM
seins ou Foutez le camp

Excusez-moi ai don't speak nazi.

Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on January 29, 2017, 10:42:11 PM
I remain loyal to George.  I am not, and will never be a Callan fan.  Nor will I accept funds or gifts from the FiFi Endowment. Not ever, Never.

Bonjour Brig

Ai was 'oping zat you would accept a complemontary trip to ze Sooth of France thees summair. You could rélax and film many of ze vairy populair Gabbeng Now epizodes. Ai waz villing to purchaze a state of zé art studio ét nu equipmont zo you could film een 4k. Eet would mak le despicabuhl Guy from Pittsburgh jéahlous. Non?

Au Revoir.

Bonjour Bell Gab!

Mon béautiful 'usband Six Week Ténure zuggested zat ai deep mon feet into le nice warm poul zat eez Bell Gab.

Pleaze feel free to ask me any questshe-ons you lik. Ai am a vairy jenoros lady and eef you 'avé a particulair need or causé zat you would lik mon fami-lee and ai to contribute to zen ai would love to 'ear abut eet.

Thank you fair aczepting me into zis fami-lee. Ai look fairward to getténg to know each and évairyoné of le postairs who steehl post on zis great fairum.

Please do not tell le déspicabuhl Guy from Pittsburgh zat ai am haire. Ai do not need zé sténch of la Pépe Le Pew to fullow mé haire.

Au Revoir.