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What's this crap I am hearing about the Nooron saying he has a "special" envelope but won't reveal its contents until the time has come or the event has happened? The contents are probably blank like the inside of his head.

I caught some "open" lines last night on my commute home from work. Another case of "Dumb and Dumber"!  The Nooron is truly the Guru of Shallowness.

The Nooron truly engulfs!

And, I must add, these are the same people who also enjoy daytime television and WWF wrestling.

I, also, have suspected that most of the Nooron's regular admirers are new to C2C. Unfortunately, there is a whole demographic out there that have never heard how marvelous the show once was. These are the folks that Mr. Suck and Premier are counting on.

I agree that following Art on C2C was a tough act to follow. But this cannot be used as a defense for the Nooron. I suspect that, although most of us still would not have liked Art stepping down, an intelligent, articulate host could have taken the show in any number of directions and still made it educational and entertaining.
All we got was suckage, suckage and more suckage. And not only does Nooron suck as a host, as he displays on a nightly basis, the show is suckaling downward to new lows....lows probably never experienced by a national radio suckgram.
Adding to the suckject, we have the Nooron's suckogance, which really cannot be tolerated. He actually believes he is good.
I say fire the bastard!

Found him....the Rev. Lindsey Williams. He said "mark your calendars" on March 11th something is going to happen to "change the world".

Check it out----I'm at work and don't have time to find the guy's name. But you know...the crazy soundin' minister who used to work with the guys on the pipeline in Alaska. The one who has all the conspiracy theories about big oil and such. Well, I marked it on my calendar.
This guy actually said, last time he was on C2C, that something was going to happen on March 11 that was going to "change the world".
Was it luck?

Maybe this is just wishful thinkin'...but I got the impression that the Nooron was actually hurtin' for callers on Friday night during open lines. I mean, right in the midst of the whole thing, his producer, Tom, came up with one of those lame, obviously fabricated, emails from a listener who wanted to know if George "really thought the world was going to come to an end". Of course, the Nooron never really answered the question. He spent the time ranting about the end of the world people not agreeing to come on the show, the day after May 21st. This came right after George "flirted" with the woman who had the "nice laugh". I wonder how much he pays out every month just for a little lovin'?

And....judging from last night's show, the world could be coming to an end and the Nooron would still be taking calls on the "I pissed my pants in grade school" hotline.

Quote from: awguy on March 11, 2011, 08:11:51 AM
This is all word play. Don't confuse number of affiliates with number of listeners. Coast may be gaining ground on Rush for affiliates. But c2c will never approach anything near daytime talk show numbers... mainly because 95% of people are sleeping.

I personally think the rating situation at c2c is dire right now. If you need any proof that ratings have declined from the Art Bell days, just look at the quality of the open line phone calls. The quality of open lines was better even just 5 years ago. They almost never do them now, and when they do, it's just painful to listen to.

My bad....the way I understood things, C2C was now part of a package deal that Premier was offering, meaning---If a radio station takes Limbaugh, they automatically get the Nooron at night.

The Nooron says it is a horse race and he and Limbaugh are coming into the stretch for first place. Well, in my mind the reprobate is not accounting for the huge number of listeners that tune in every night hoping that the show will once again have meaning, that listen just to hear him say something stupid or the ones that have faith that one day he will be replaced by someone with a eighth grade or higher intelligence. 

I listened to as much as I could stand of that Jones thread. All I can say is....all those dummies who cannot comprehend how to work a computer finally caught up with the 1960's and bought themselves a radio to listen to. That can be the only explanation for his numbers going up. If I thought some people would follow suit....I would organize a "Dump the Nooron" strike for people to stop listening to the show altogether. Little chance of that happening. The only reason why I listen is I think I enjoy gettin' pissed off at the little bastard for fuckin' up when he does. I know when I tune in, it will be only minutes....sometimes seconds before he makes a gaff.

Yow....I couldn't help but notice that the Nooron's left eyebrow is much higher and pointed than the right, almost, dare I say, "Vulcanish". Do you think he plucks them and then darkens them with whatever that stuff is women use...eyeliner?

I managed a "strip club" in Ketchikan, Alaska, for a few years. Nothin' like naked women and drunk loggers and fishermen with lots of money.
But the scripted callers thing got me remembering back when Art was doin' C2C. When he took open calls you knew they were "open". The spectrum was wide. You never knew what was gonna happen. White supremists to Art Bell haters. And Art would take 'em all on. When the Nooron does it, it seems like the show is on lithium or something.

Ha......I just followed your link to Premier Radio's site and then to Premier's C2C crap. It promotes the show as dealing with "unexplained (often unexplicable)" things. Honesty in Advertising? They might be referring to the Noroon's mental handicaps yet still a radio talk show host.

I don't think the Nooron would spend too much time in the strip clubs.....cause it doesn't take long to get rid of five one dollar bills.

So awguy...I am interested to know. You listened to a show about serial killers hosted by George Noory...something you are interested in...it lasted about, what, two hours maybe. Did you actually learn just one thing new....something you did not know, prior to listening to the Nooron's "questions" he asked of the guest?
The sad thing is...when I know what the topic is gonna be beforehand...I can almost write down what info will be revealed. Give me the topic and I'll tell you what Nooron will reveal during the show.
Nothing new....ever!
Same old shit....over and over and over.
The ufos might be angels! Serial killers kill people! Angels might be ufos!
When Art was host....I got some learnin', and some entertainment and a yearning to learn more.
The Noorignoramus is about as inspiring as a camel fart in the Sahara.

Wow...I just wrote a helluva long post and it disappeared after I got a note saying someone else posted.
Oh well....I vent again. Here is the short version.
Yes, anagrammy, I heard that crap and everytime he pulls that bullshit my gut wrenches. Does he not know "The World's Greatest Radio Show" does not have to announce it. He must have spent his nine years in the Navy behind a desk in a cubicle.
His life lessons are in the minus department.
Also, did you hear him proclaim "Time will end, but we will still be here". Not only is the show the greatest....it is also immortal.
That was right before he stated the world was predicted to end by a huge "earthquack".
And, in a heroic and almost rebellious tone, how about this one "I asked time and again for those guests who predicted the world to end to be on the show the day after and no one, not one will agree to be on".
Hello, idiot, it's probably not because their prediction isn't going to happen....it's because they would rather die than be back on the show with you....you freakin' dolt!

Wow.....I just happened to mention what I thought of the Noroon on the yahoo group Art Bell Talk. I forgot what it was like to poke jabs at the anti-christ in the midst of its minions. Amazing still...and I forgot...that there are actually living, breathing human entities that think this piece of rodent dung is doing a good job.

Thank you Tmock...either you have a fantastic recall or you do fast research. Now I remember it, and you are right to the letter! I think that one is my favorite dickweed comment....and I sure have a lot to pick from.

Quote from: Scully on February 28, 2011, 12:10:06 AM
Another mindboggler that was one of the first to hit me was when a woman was telling a tragic story that ended as her voice trailed off, saying, "and they raped everyone -- even the children."  Noory's reply:  "Uh-huh.  Now we go to the Wild Card Line."  Th-th-that's all, Folks!!!!!

I'm tellin' ya, the guy has no spirit...no empathy. And he is laughin' all the way to the bank!

Quote from: Michael V. on February 27, 2011, 10:46:06 PM
huh? I never said a word.

I must be seein' things.,,,sorry!

Yes....and the same stories over and over and over. I never seem to learn anything new when I listen to C2C anymore. Nooron continues to beat dead horses. It is obvious that he has a weak spirit. When Art was host it was a given that something would be aired and probed into that was both intriging and educational and oft times I felt myself hanging on to the edge of my seat for the next thing that was revealed. Now it is all about what the moron is going to say or do next that is stupid or inappropriate. Speaking of which, does anyone remember the time he had a guest on and somehow they were talking about something written in "sans serif" and the idiot said something like "That is because they were written in" sand or sandstone or something like that. I don't remember the exact quote.
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Quote from: robey1129 on February 27, 2011, 08:13:50 PM
Clearly this is no longer a program of exploring the strange and unusual, but rather the exposition of these stories without probing.

Anagrammy

Clearly this is no longer a program of exploring the strange and unusual, but rather the exposition of these stories without probing.

Anagrammy
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Yes....and the same stories over and over and over. I never seem to learn anything new when I listen to C2C anymore. Nooron continues to beat dead horses. It is obvious that he has a weak spirit. When Art was host it was a given that something would be aired and probed into that was both intriging and educational and oft times I felt myself hanging on to the edge of my seat for the next thing that was revealed. Now it is all about what the moron is going to say or do next that is stupid or inappropriate. Speaking of which, does anyone remember the time he had a guest on and somehow they were talking about something written in "sans serif" and the idiot said something like "That is because they were written in" sand or sandstone or something like that. I don't remember the exact quote.

Besides all the obvious Nooron shortcomings that we have talked about and the extreme differences between him and Art.....does anyone recall bumblebrain ever mentioning anything about his family or his home life? I know he has a right to privacy....but Art was so real. He lived his life on the radio. We knew about his cats, his wives, Ramona's death, his home, his son and that whole debacle. When Art was on I felt like I was in his living room. He shared with us his dreams, grief, hopes, obstacles and his yearning for knowledge about the unknown. What do we really know about this clown other than he has almost single-handedly taken the most intriguing radio show in the history of mankind and turned into a kindergarten laughfest. I suspect that he has shared nothing because his life is as empty as that head of his. That sounds mean-spirited but I openly admit I truly resent this man and his shallow infomercial front.

Thank you misssirveau for the story, perceptive and well written,  and MV, for the "hint" to change my avatar....again.

Quote from: b_dubb on February 25, 2011, 08:28:47 PM
robey1129 ... your avatar freaks me out.  but your posts frequently make me chuckle.  the previous post is no exception

How's this for something more appropriate?

The Nooron has always been profound about the universe. It wasn't too long ago that his minions heard him offer this tidbit of astounding knowledge: "If we were a billion miles out in space and looked back, we probably would not be where we are".