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It sounded like George was having a stroke or an aneurism or something.  Especially during the show opening.  Did anyone hear it?  That was scary. 

Once that whining old woman Howard Bloom stops talking, I can hear if it’s continuing.

HA!! He just announced a technical glitch and sounds fine.  Freaky!!

Quote from: Parris001 on January 01, 2018, 07:14:54 AM
What did Corny do?

I can’t even begin the list.

Also, Connie Willis’ constant, repetitive, forced laugh. Connie, if you read this, stop doing it (heh heh heh)...  it doesn’t add energy or levity (heh hehe heh)....  and it doesn’t make you more likeable (heh heh heh).

Fuck you, Cornelius.

Asshole.

More stupid GMO conspiracy whining. Let me sum up: “Monsanto Monsanto Monsanto they hate puppies and babies, and gmo will absolutely kill you, Compare fact A in Europe to something not done in the US, and oh - the sky is falling.”

Now a story about a scientist who used Round Up to kill weeds around his greenhouse (vegetables), and then found out that his pee kills weeds in the woods. We’re really all gonna die this time. For real this time.

Callers keep saying “you’re a little much....”

When C2C callers tell you that you’re an alarmist, it’s time to take a hard look at yourself.

Quote from: sumthinz going on on November 30, 2017, 04:56:25 AM
thanks, i needed that lol 

Happy to help!

Quote from: Jojo on November 30, 2017, 03:27:27 AM
I think Glynnis is wonderful!  Glynnis, you are great!  Knowledgeable, communicative, effective, hard-working!  Thanks for putting up with George!

You really have a smile in your voice, and a softness too!  Guess that Charlie guy must be alright!

No, to everything you wrote here.

Quote from: Jojo on November 30, 2017, 02:59:44 AM
George told Glyniss not to call him "honey".  Don't they prep guests?  No one has a list of no-no's?  I think she is married.

Impossible. No man can listen to that for longer than 30 seconds without killing himself. Although, she may be married to a shrill, obnoxious chicken... that could work.

Numbers lady again....

The post-menopausal, worn out, dried up same-old parade crawls on....

Dr. Bullshit claims of the past 5 minutes (paraphrasing):
1. “I got a 65 year old woman to become pregnant taking my healthy vitamins and and eating 20 eggs a day, and I do this with around... um... 25,000 women a year......”
2. “I had a Canadian billionaire, who was terminal with Parkinson’s Disease, completely free of all symptoms in just a few weeks, by taking some silly vitamins.”

George: “And again... we don’t say ‘cure’ here...”
Dr. B: “No we don’t say cure, we just get the body to repair things and reverse things...”

🙄

Quote from: Morgus on October 14, 2017, 01:56:40 AM
Noory just claimed that actor John Astin who played Gomez in the 1960s Addams Family TV show died years ago.
But John Astin is still alive - Noory is wrong yet again! 

GN: “...died of a heart attack, if I remember correctly.”
T: “Yessss yes that is correct.”

Just like two local ass-hats talking out of their asses at the bar while people nearby just shake their heads.

George: “Tommy, do you remember what Gomez Adams said to Morticia when he wanted to dance?
Tommy: “oh um.... ‘mon ami’?”
George: “Noooo... ‘Carita’!”

No, George. “Cara Mia.” (My darling or my beloved....)

We’re you thinking of “Carnitas”? Like “Hey Tommy, get your porky face outta my carnitas! Get your own!”

“Carita.”  WTF, you making-up-words asshole.

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on October 13, 2017, 12:06:22 AM
Joorch: 'You can email me at george@coasttocoastam.com. If I don't get back to you right away, it's because I'm inundated with between 15 to 2,000 emails a day.'

I'll go with fifteen.

Haha I heard that too. My first thought was “1,995 spam emails and 3 from family.”

The 2,000 claim. Sounds like Dr. 12-Eggs’ really unrealistic number exaggeration has caught on.

This old scam artist just said he’s getting 10,000 new customers a month. This is what happens when you don’t occasionally pull your head out of your ass and listen to how ridiculous your boasts have gradually become.

Linda and her special guest, Chicken Little, are claiming that global warming .. I mean catastrophic flooding, I mean drought...... are going to wipe out Florida.

It amazes me that people see “more big storms lately” (there actually aren’t) and go full Al Gore, as if they had no idea the Earth has been seeing peaks and valleys for millions of years. Such lack of context.

Quote from: 136 or 142 on September 19, 2017, 01:39:31 PM
On Jonathan Cahn last night.
Several things Cahn has said are just factually wrong. 
1.Abortion in the U.S was legalized in 1973.
2.Bill Clinton was governor of Arkansas from 1979-1981 and then from 1983-1992.  He was defeated for reelected in 1980.

So, Cahn might claim that Clinton was also Arkansas Attorney General from 1977-1979. But, Cahn said Clinton was a 'national figure.'
If Clinton was a 'national figure' as Arkansas Attorney General, then Barack Obama was as much a national figure as a State Senator.
So, either way Cahn's claims of the timelines don't work.  Also, Osama Bin Laden also long predated President Clinton.

In terms of his opinions, I think Cahn's claims that Trump was elected to 'drain the swamp' is laughable, Trump clearly ran to get as much for himself and his family as possible.  Also, Cahn's claiming that the U.S was founded as a moral nation when the U.S had slavery.... I can't think of too many things more immoral than slavery.  If Cahn doesn't believe slavery is immoral, well, I can understand that a person who doesn't think slavery is immoral would be a supporter of President Trump.

Well... your "if, then" logic is actually just anecdotal and arbitrary, but what I hear most clearly is another long-winded case of butthurt.

GN: Glynis, have you ever been to Canada?
Glynis: No I have not, and it's beautiful!

Uhhhhhh.... Let's try less caffeine, numbers idiot

"Interesting take..."

Translation: "You paused to hear my reaction, but I don't want to think of a response or interact."
Translation 2: "I wasn't listening. Keep going please."

Ha! Back from the commercial, he changed his story. Now, the Japanese are thin from being an island county and eating fish. It's India - India who uses wood ash to be thin. Ahhh okay got it....

Do tell me... how come everyone on the island of Samoa is a big, fat, cow? Please clarify, Pretend Doctor.

He also claimed that he is "now treating THOUSANDS of people a week, all of them losing .5 to 2 pounds a week, and has been doing this for years." (And is, miraculously, still largely unknown....)

Just claimed he's treating the bones of "lots of horses, these are $20 million each" simply and easily with the healthy bone and whatever pack.

Why did I leave this on again??  - back to work

Fake Doctor just tossed up a beauty....

GN: "Thinnest countries, Japan #1... ...what are they doing right??

Pretend Dr.: I spent weeks living in these rural places like Okinawa and what they are doing is still using wood to heat their homes and dumping the wood ash in their gardens and that's why they are thin."

Well, you've certainly cracked the code, idiot. My wife is Japanese and we spend weeks at a time there, several times a year.. But you don't need to go there to know that 97% of people in Japan do not heat their tiny homes and apartments with a wood furnace (WTF?) and even a smaller percentage of the people who do, have GARDENS that they then eat from! So, expert, why again are the 97% of Japanese - cramped city dwellers -  thin? Wood ash? You're sure about that....?

Not paying attention to LITERALLY ANYTHING:

Gerald Celente: (sarcastically making a point about cleverly wording/spinning things to accomplish what you want) "Or better yet, oh! Oh! I've got it, we'll sell ripped jeans, and call them 'distresssed jeans'... hehe..."
George: "And you know, you'd make a fortune, Gerry!"

Um... hey idiot... he's referencing something that has - famously - already been done.

Seriously? Really, you just gave that sage advice?

George: "...I would like a debate, between climate deniers and not. That would be an interesting take."

Translation: "I don't know what the phrase 'an interesting take' on something means."

George: "Do you travel on a broom? Heh heh.."
Guest Witch Idiot: "it's not as fast as my Subaru....."
George: "Heh heh."
Guest: "..........."

End of interview.

Really great stuff. The hits just keep coming.

Caller: "I was thinking about 'X' phenomenon, and specifically this way....  my question is, have you or any of your listeners ever had that experience, as well?"
George: "Interesting take. Now we move on to our next caller, it's So-and-so! How are you??"

On my post immediately above, my auto-correct changed "Noory" to "Nobody."

I can't make this stuff up. Happy Birthday, jackass.

Quote from: zeebo on June 05, 2017, 12:22:23 AM
George's uplifting birthday show has D. Paulides as a guest?  Lol yes let's celebrate happy happy fun time by recalling creepy backwoods disappearances.

Nobody just called David Politeness a "great guest." Let's get real. The guy just says the same thing. Every. Single. Time. "Only their clothes is found. It's so strange. Sometimes this and sometimes that." Never any names? Case numbers? Specific details? "Jim Smith disappeared from X National Park 8/10/16 at 5:30pm and FBI file no. 1234 shows that his shirt was found neatly folded, Agent Mike Jones of the Olympia WA field office welcomes any information you may have....."

Instead, this joker keeps saying "these people" "some of them" "sometimes" "often they are.." and my favorite of all "One case involves a man who..." and "another case involves a woman who..."

My Japanese wife (who has a way of saying things simply) listened to this flake once and said "...If he finds any answers, his career is over." And there we have it.
GN: "Any progress on these disappearances, David?"
DP: "Hahaha!!! HELL no! Are you crazy?? I have a book coming out!!!"

Oh Em Gee... did anyone hear that last emerging artist?? The one that sounded like my friend's mom in a booth at the county fair? What the actual fuck was that? I mean that sounded really, really low end!! Seriously??  Faaaaaaack!!!!

[Truckers may become obsolete...] "I hope not. I don't want some robot calling the show." -George Noory 5/1/17

Yeah, George. THAT's the worst part of thousands losing their jobs - robots, calling Coast to Coast AM.

This is Dave's last time doing C2C... his guest Chris Jericho just said "cock" and didn't get dumped or scolded lol...

Specifically, he said "rock out with your cock out." Lol Noory just shit a chicken.

Dic Wallach also said he is getting 10,000 new patients per month. (Uhh.. what?)

Dic also said he commanded a boy in a wheelchair to walk, and the boy "got up and ran around that barn."

Wow. The stories keep getting more amazing with this guy.