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Old Hollies album
Called King Midas in reverse
Applies to Norry

Lacks profanity
So doesn't do him justice
I'll keep on trying

Ouija board threatens
Not to worry, George, Satan's
fallen asleep bored

from george's website:
cat saves boy frm dog
Three rock-steady cameras
I'm not fooled, George is

Audience runs off
Go on Ancient Aliens
Ruin their show next

Illuminati
ET's could be satanic
I could use the sleep

Some streetlamps flicker
'That'll make a four hour show"
I'd be embarrassed

You bit into it
read the warning on the box
It was unbelievable

George tries to do shtick
Laugh track cannot save him I'm
in Mini apples

Scorching pizza stuff

Little tiny box of 'em

what's that cue card say?
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No turkey on rye

It scorched the roof of my mouth

No one believes you

Alien sputum
stuck to the roof of my mouth
Noori's a moron